90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Gobi]

"You were born the week my divorce was finalized. That's not creepy, right? RIGHT?!"

[Angry Moldovan]

Why is she with the 🍳?

[Hotel Snarker]

Her reason for being born is something to do with his divorce?!?!?? Wait…

[Frozendiva]

Does she love him like a wart?

[My Girls]

She can't chug that wine fast enough.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed is doing an excellent job prolonging his TLC “fame” while harvesting the Sharp dollar.

[Angry Moldovan]

I love you egg 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮yeah, nah no one believes you lady

[Pepper Mostly]

She feels lost when she doesn't speak to him? 

On the one hand, she loves him. On the other, she says they haven't had much "interaction". 

Ed has a big heart? Big wallet, maybe. 

[Mindthinkr]

Hello favorite snarkers. This part calls for a drink. Egg. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

She can't chug that wine fast enough.

Alina, pay attention!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ed is doing an excellent job prolonging his TLC “fame” while harvesting the Sharp dollar.

Shame on sharp for promoting the sex pred 

[Gobi]

My eyes are offending me. I guess I have to pluck them out?

[Hotel Snarker]

I don't understand. How can she possibly say she loves him? This poor woman must have been really screwed over by her ex husband and it's permanently ruined her self esteem.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ed is doing an excellent job prolonging his TLC “fame” while harvesting the Sharp dollar.

There was something about him and Syngin having some sort of show of their own - on Reddit.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, the other restaurant patrons were treated to the sight of Ed and Liz sucking face? Hope they had strong stomachs. Talk about dinner and a show!

[Angry Moldovan]

Brit is as engaging as ever. Zzzzzzzzzzz

[Auntie Anxiety]

How do women manage to see with those fringes on their eyes? That shit would rub my eyeglasses.👓

[Pepper Mostly]

And now we're treated to skanky Brittany. 

She ghosted for two weeks while she was waiting for her STD test results to come back. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, the other restaurant patrons were treated to the sight of Ed and Liz sucking face? Hope they had strong stomachs. Talk about dinner and a show!

☠️

[Frozendiva]

Brittany, is there a Plan C if this Plan B doesn't work out?

[Hotel Snarker]

That's quite the statement necklace...

[mytmo]

She forgot to do her eyebrows

[Gobi]

Hey, Brit. Go ride an ATV.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany’s gravel voice is so annoying.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, Brit the sugar baby is scared of men? Excuse me......

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(draws breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hotel Snarker]

Brittany, another person constantly hiding behind “past trauma” to excuse herself from any accountability for being a shitty person.

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s far too cute for her

[Mindthinkr]

So Britt is going back to his Air BnB to seal the deal…

 

[Gobi]

Talk about mudflaps , Brittany's got 'em.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Brittany, another person constantly hiding behind “past trauma” to excuse herself from any accountability for being a shitty person.

It’s a corollary to “my truth.”

[OneGuy]

I made it after a long day of travel and a few detours due to weather.  We moved the meet and greets to tomorrow morning so I thought I'd join the chat.  When I found the channel I heard Liz say something about an age difference.  Who knew?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Talk about mudflaps , Brittany's got 'em.

How could he leave this behind? 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s a corollary to “my truth.”

You use your past trauma to find your truth on your journey. Closure extra.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey, great to see you @OneGuy! Glad you could make it!

[OneGuy]

SPINAL TAP!!

[Gobi]

Back to the world's longest axe throwing date.

[My Girls]

Wow.  Who knew she'd be such a fun date?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here’s Danielle, talking about what she doesn’t want to talk about, YET AGAIN.

[Frozendiva]

Is it time to talk about the stink down there, Danielle?

[mytmo]

Well that killed the vibe Danielle

[OneGuy]

What is with this need for instant vulnerability with all of these characters?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Whatever happened to just light conversation on the first or second date?

[Angry Moldovan]

Dinyell? Oh gawd not the smelly vagina trope again?

[Bees52]

Hi all! I made it tonight for live snark! 🎉

They started with Big Egg and Ditzany! yay....

And now Danielle, crying, again...please, woman get over your exes.

 

 

[Gobi]

Robert: "Separate check, please."

[My Girls]

This poor guy, like WTF?

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesus, will Danielle ever move on?

[My Girls]

You can see the second that he literally threw up in his mouth.

[Pepper Mostly]

How I wish the producer would slap her and yell "snap out of it!"

Danielle its your second date. Slow your fucking roll.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This poor guy now will look like even more of a schmuck if he turns tail and runs.