90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Coltee needs to act like a grown man and do what’s best for his mom.

And get the hell out of her business!

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt has a hell of a nerve--didn't he chase hot, espicey Latina poontang not once, but twice? 

And maybe their relationship will improve with a little distance. Jesus, my blood pressure. 

[Frozendiva]

Vancouver is not that far from Vegas.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Vancouver is not that far from Vegas.

Right? Everyone is acting like she's getting onto a covered wagon and hitting the Oregon trail. Letters taking months or years to arrive. Never seeing their family back home again. She's going to CANADA. Not even the Maritimes, for fucks sake. I cannot EVEN.

[goofygirl]

Jeebus, Nutty.  You have lost your tiny little mind, haven't you?  Can we get some psychological help for this woman STAT??

She's kookoo for coacoapuffs.

[Doublemint]

Nutty loves Michael now.   She's like junior high, every week a new crush.   At 38/39 yrs old that's scary.

[endure]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Gotta hand it to Tiffany, that makeup is on point. The lipstick is divine. 

It's her job isn't it?  She does always have a flawless face.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I swear, Coltee looks like a dang Amish farmer with that scraggledy beard/facial hair on his face!  Not to mention, he's an ASS!

YES

he is. Why does his beard look like that? 

I guess Deb found her soul mate (ha! y'all kill me) on her tinder tour from hell. Good for her, congrats Deb. Enjoy Canada 🇨🇦 

[Mindthinkr]

6 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Just to stay in the loop, what about her tools?

Are you making fun of me? 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Nutty loves Michael now.   She's like junior high, every week a new crush.   At 38/39 yrs old that's scary.

I wuw you, and I want you to give me baby.

[Doublemint]

Make sure to change the channel soon as this is over, let's try to influence TLC to fire the influencers.

[endure]

we must get more commercials in Canada, you are always ahead of me/we/us...

[OneGuy]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Are you making fun of me? 

NO!  Not at all.  I'm more making fun of me.  I appreciated your effort last night to loop me in.

[Hotel Snarker]

Fucking Culpo Sisters…

[Auntie Anxiety]

No, Michael said come and get your stuff.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, endure said:

It's her job isn't it?  She does always have a flawless face.

She certainly knows what side her bread is buttered on, if she's trying to promote her career as an MUA. Her face is always perfection. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie is hoping that she trips onto Michael’s penis.

[endure]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

YES

he is. Why does his beard look like that? 

I guess Deb found her soul mate (ha! y'all kill me) on her tinder tour from hell. Good for her, congrats Deb. Enjoy Canada 🇨🇦 

I would still like to hear something re her immigration process.  She lives right near me, locals spot them often @ Walmart etc

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, endure said:

we must get more commercials in Canada, you are always ahead of me/we/us...

More commercials than in the USA?  Hard to believe.

[Hotel Snarker]

@Pepper Mostly’s insults are sublime tonight. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Frozendiva]

She is allowed to stay for 6 months and then apply for an extension.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie can’t wait to see Pulya. Wait till she runs into Trish. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

@Pepper Mostly’s insults are sublime tonight. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

She never disappoints.

[Pepper Mostly]

So Veronica's going to a rage room because the ax throwing bar was closed. 

[OneGuy]

Thanks for the fun.  Enjoy your week!

Edited November 8, 2022 by OneGuy

[Hotel Snarker]

NOOOO, GODDAMNIT A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER RIGHT AT THE CLIMAX OF NUTALIE ARRIVING AT HOME OF TREESH AND MIKE! ARRRRRRRRGGGGH!

I plan to leave as early as possible because if I catch any of y’all watching the Culpo Sisters, then I’ll terrorize you with a pregnancy.

[Mindthinkr]

Changed the channel. Off to watch horse jumping. Be well all. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quick. Change the channel.

Be back next week when Nuttie holds Mike hostage until he agrees to impregnate her. Have a great night and a fab week, everyone.

[Maybeitsme]

That was fun seeing some of these old Playas and of course the the snark never gets old.

Later gaters

[sagittarius sue]

I have left the channel.  Good night all.

[Doublemint]

Tony Randall & Jayne Mansfield on TCM - strange, very strange.

[goofygirl]

I'm off TLC (no interest in those Culpo people) but it sure was a ton of fun tonight with the great snark!

Have a great week y'all!!

Edited November 8, 2022 by goofygirl

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, that’s it for me. You really lit up my life tonite with the snark! I’m outta the door. BIG NO TO CULPO SISTERS. Good luck with the elections tomorrow! Your vote counts! See you all around the forums! Peace out. ✌️ 

[endure]

9 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Make sure to change the channel soon as this is over, let's try to influence TLC to fire the influencers.

I did it! .... Saying NO to Culpo!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, peeps, I'm out. I am not going to devote one millisecond to those ridiculous Culpo women. Sheesh.

Have a fantastic week! And please send some positive mojo to my houseguest, she's job hunting and its very stressful and she's getting discouraged. MWAH! I love you all!

Edited November 8, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Eldemarge]

I just got back from the gym but I PROMISE not to watch the Culpo sisters.  

I have this new fascination with flamenco dancing so it's off to Youtube I goooooooo!

[Tuneful]

Nuttily is out of money and has no place to live. She's probably crashing short-term at that strangely decorated place. What kind of idiot calls the guy she's currently seeing as she's almost at her CURRENT HUSBAND'S house? Josh is sounding nothing but annoyed with her at this point.

I'm sure she doesn't have that much stuff that Mike couldn't pack and ship it to her. She does have a rat but some airlines ship companion animals and there are also special transport companies.  At least MIke looks healthier and has lost a bit of bloat, I mean, weight.  

I want an update on Uncle Beau. 

Edited November 8, 2022 by Tuneful

[Pepper Mostly]

I just binged "Recipes for Love and Murder" on Acorn and loved every second. I'm off to find something else I can binge that's as enjoyable. 

[JeanJean]

Natalie's wacky but that doesn't make Trish any less of a bitch.

[Tuneful]

Nuttily and Mike have chemistry. It gets lonely in da wood. 

When's the last time Trish had a little slap 'n tickle? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Tuneful said:

Nuttily and Mike have chemistry. It gets lonely in da wood. 

When's the last time Trish had a little slap 'n tickle? 

Maybe she should get a Tinder account. Debbie could show her the ropes. 

[endure]

15 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

She is allowed to stay for 6 months and then apply for an extension.

I think 6 months is the standard but even that is at the discretion of the immigration officer, it can be more or less.  But I think they take other things into consideration too.  Do you know if she can apply for medical coverage after 6 months  of residency?

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The woman getting a pedicure reminds me of some male actor/comedian but I don’t know who.

John Goodman?

1 hour ago, endure said:

Tania is really milking the lesbian angle now.

It does look like she had an udder grafted to her chest.

58 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, seems like a hundred. 

17 

[1011101010001]

56 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniel is in for a lifetime of therapy. Poor kid.

He seems like he might enjoy musicals.

38 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

She's probably crashing short-term at that strangely decorated place.

I noticed the lawn was unkempt.

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, goofygirl said:

I swear, Coltee looks like a dang Amish farmer with that scraggledy beard/facial hair on his face!  Not to mention, he's an ASS!

The beard is dreadful but I couldn't help but notice his hair is clean and shiny. Now that he doesn't have glasses to push up on his nose, he has developed the Syngin Hair Flip. 

[Back Atcha]

2 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nuttie can’t wait to see Pulya. Wait till she runs into Trish. 

I just saw Trish and the only thing I can do is FAST-FORWARD!!!

[1011101010001]

Trish’s face is starting to look like one of those cheap rubber Halloween masks.

[Frozendiva]

51 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Trish’s face is starting to look like one of those cheap rubber Halloween masks.

Maybe a visit to a salon can help a bit? She does look a bit… manly.

[heatherchandler]

On 10/31/2022 at 7:59 PM, Mindthinkr said:

Hint. It’s not necessarily a scripted show. 

Is it TLC??

On 10/31/2022 at 8:03 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

This was so entertaining and helped ease my upset, although Shauna Rae’s mother saying “Her moving to the city, it’s a little scary” made me feel irrationally violent. 

Wait what?  Why?

5 hours ago, goofygirl said:

Chris Farley in drag??

5 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

4 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So Veronica's going to a rage room because the ax throwing bar was closed. 

WHY do reality shows think we are entertained by these stupid places???  Enough!

[Mindthinkr]

5 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

Is it TLC??

No, it was TMZ. 
I’m sure that seems foreign to all of you here that they would ask me. I don’t seem witty, but a lot of it is my lack of typing skills. Frankly someone like @Pepper Mostlyshould have the job. She was on fire tonight. 

[heatherchandler]

1 hour ago, Mindthinkr said:

No, it was TMZ. 
I’m sure that seems foreign to all of you here that they would ask me. I don’t seem witty, but a lot of it is my lack of typing skills. Frankly someone like @Pepper Mostlyshould have the job. She was on fire tonight. 

Oh I have a friend who worked there!