90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhhh why did Ed get ghosted? That is amazing

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

🎶My future's so bright, I got to wear shades.🎵

Maybe he is looking for a shampoo commerical contract.

[Hotel Snarker]

Nothing uplifting about Syngin’s storyline. He’s a f*ckboy who has a drinking problem and no job. He’s so excited to be single. And drunk.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Ohhhh why did Ed get ghosted? That is amazing

But not surprising. If Kaory is smart she'll move to another country and change her name. 

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Nothing uplifting about Syngin’s storyline. He’s a f*ckboy who has a drinking problem and no job. He’s so excited to be single. And drunk.

With spotlessly clean balls!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Syngin goes on one date and proclaims that he was right to leave Tania.  Self-fulfilling much?

He needed a DATE to believe he as right to leave Tania? Slow learner.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

But not surprising. If Kaory is smart she'll move to another country and change her name. 

To Coyote?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Maybe he is looking for a shampoo commerical contract.

Or an opera singing career

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Syngin goes on one date and proclaims that he was right to leave Tania.  Self-fulfilling much?

Hey, he was content to stay there.  She had to tell him to leave.  I always thought that after his behavior in S.A., she should've left him there.

[Gobi]

Pred still has time to buy a toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, and a razor for Coyote.

[Tuneful]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I can’t imagine being filmed on international television on a date with Syngin. Setting some low standards.

Fast forwarding through him. Now that's entertainment, watching him flick his locks at 90 rpm. I bet he has a charge card from Sharp, because he has no money to date. 

[Bees52]

I like that the producers called Sinjin on his comments regarding kids. I know it was just for drama but still, he should be called on his varying answers.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wtf Ceasar

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed and his luggage seem to be twins separated at birth. Same height, same width.

[Pepper Mostly]

ED SHE HAS ALREADY SAID GOOD BYE. TAKE A FUCKING HINT

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Syngin goes on one date and proclaims that he was right to leave Tania.  Self-fulfilling much?

And wasn't he dying to go back home? Why's he on a couch with the loud sex couple in Arizona?

[Gobi]

"At least I have Teddy." Oops!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed is throwing himself a pity party.

[sainte-chapelle]

Kaory is way too good for Ed. I liked her.

[Pepper Mostly]

"At least I still have Teddy and my mom. And a fresh jar of mayonnaise".

[charmed1]

He packed a bottle of Robitussin.

[Hotel Snarker]

Shit, this crap be two hours, man. And yet…that means I get an extra hour of snark with y’all! I love y’all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ed is throwing himself a pity party.

When is he NOT? 

He "felt" rejected? HE WAS REJECTED IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"At least I still have Teddy and my mom. And a fresh jar of mayonnaise".

" And several restraining orders."

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed’s mom seems so sweet…how did Ed become such a creep?

[Tuneful]

Blondie: "I really thought he'd be better at darts." 

Me: "He got wasted before you showed up." 

[Frozendiva]

Awww, RIP Teddy.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Gobi said:

" And several restraining orders."

Maybe he will burn down her house like Pole

[Pepper Mostly]

Love is not finding you because you are a greasy, sweaty, florid, self pitying, pushy, creep! 

[My Girls]

Oh God, I feel for the man.  I know that pain.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

ED SHE HAS ALREADY SAID GOOD BYE. TAKE A FUCKING HINT

He’s pulling some Ben moves. Get out the other side of that Uber, Coyote!

[sainte-chapelle]

Awwww I’m sad Teddy died.

[Tuneful]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He "felt" rejected? HE WAS REJECTED IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS

With extreme prejudice.

[Bees52]

Aww  I do feel bad that he lost Teddy. 😢

[Auntie Anxiety]

Teddy, RIP. He was Ed’s sole redeeming quality.

[Pepper Mostly]

He is showing more emotion over his dog than he has ever shown for any woman who he supposedly loved. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Aww, RIP Teddy.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is showing more emotion over his dog than he has ever shown for any woman who he supposedly loved. 

He could control the dog.

[Gobi]

Teddy was too good for you, Pred.

[charmed1]

Wishing lots of tummy scritches on the rainbow bridge for Teddy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Once again, Ed goes from 0-60 in 2 seconds.

[Frozendiva]

Ed needs to accept that not every woman who crosses his path is the 'one'.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is showing more emotion over his dog than he has ever shown for any woman who he supposedly loved. 

As it should be.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed on his scooter reminds me of Ashley’s friend speeding off

[Bees52]

Who's the one, Egg, Liz? Or someone else? Because every woman you talk to may be "the one."

[Pepper Mostly]

"Look at these doors! They close! They open! Amazing!"

[Gobi]

How could anyone think that Jennniffffer could be a hooker? She dresses so conservatively.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Things didn’t get lost in translation at the dinner, Jesse. You were being played for the asshole you are.

[goofygirl]

RIP Teddy.  What an adorable little dog!

[charmed1]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Ed on his scooter reminds me of Ashley’s friend speeding off

LOL! One of the best 90 Day exits.

[sainte-chapelle]

It’s really none of your business Jesse but Jennifer is lying and asked him to cover for her by placating him somehow. Regardless this is all fake and ridiculous