90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol the Jenny strut with bra put like it is 2001 kills me

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, what happened to the Jessiffffer opening credit with him looking ridiculous like a bare-chested wuss?

[Hotel Snarker]

Didn't Jennifer actually say that the helicopter guy paid her to go with him? Or did I hear that wrong?

[Gobi]

"I'm not a whore. Okay, I'm a fame whore, but it's not the same thing!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenniffffer: You never loved me! Liar!

[sainte-chapelle]

No one misunderstood Jesse…you were insulting and rude and you are being flippant about the whole thing

[Pepper Mostly]

And here comes the Outrage of Jeniffffffer. She's a hard working single mother! Just ask Cacua! 

Jeniffffffer: No, I don't want a hug! I want another drink! 

I certainly hope that she has no hope of an acting career. Because she will never be an actress. 

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Didn't Jennifer actually say that the helicopter guy paid her to go with him? Or did I hear that wrong?

I thought that's what she said!

[goofygirl]

What the hell kind of tattoo does Jeniffffffffffer have on her torso?  Bird? Phoenix?  Now she's all freaked out that Jesse might not be the "REAL THING"...

"You HURTED me!"

Ugh.  I think these two are in for it.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jenniffffer: You never loved me! Liar!

Shoes are going to fly!

[Frozendiva]

Jesse, you will go home and then she will take up with Caccy again.

[SunnyBeBe]

Jennifer and American guys just cannot get along.   Jesse is picking up her accent! Lol

[Floatingbison]

I find Jessee's level of smarminess to be slightly less odious than Tom's smarminess, so there's that.  And with Jessee we don't have to endure Tom's overweight but inexplicably smug sister.

Edited May 10, 2022 by Floatingbison

[OneGuy]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"A little hot and heavy"? She sounds so bewildered. Steph. Honey. You wanted a Power Point presentation of his plan of attack for your sexual encounter. Don't act so dainty now. 

Seinfeld!

[Suzywriter]

Hey all...I just staggered in. This is the 11th day of not driving. In an effort to get some of my stamina back, my car is parked and I have been biking or walking everywhere. I work in a residential setting for DD adults, two of whom tested positive for COVID today. 

Can we end Stephanie's celebacy by pushing her off a cliff?

As for getting stamina back, I have never been so tired in my life.

 

Edited May 10, 2022 by Suzywriter

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesse's been MANIPPLE-ATED before.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jenniffffer: You never loved me! Liar!

DEAD

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Shoes are going to fly!

Ahem. LOUBOUTINS if you please. 

[Bees52]

Anyone else get the feeling Jeniffer's so insulted because it's true?

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I find Jessee's level of smarminess to be slightly less odious than Tom's smarminess, so there's that.  And with Jessee who don't have to endure Tom's overweight but inexplicably smug sister.

But.... His PARENTS are WACK!

I think Jenifffffffffffffffer needs to stick with the Latin type men that she's used to.  I KNOW she wants that SingleLife $$$$ but it's just not working for her.

Edited May 10, 2022 by goofygirl

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey all...I just staggered in. This is the 11th day of not driving. In an effort to get some of my stamina back, my car is parked and I have been biking or walking everywhere. I work in a residential setting for DD adults, two of whom tested positive for COVID today. 

Can we end Stephanie's celebacy by pushing her off a cliff?

I went home sick today at 1.  I really hope I just have a standard cold.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I work in a residential setting for DD adults, two of whom tested positive for COVID today. 

Speaking of COVID, all my coworkers came back today from being out for 7 days. We found out they all tested positive last Monday (5/2).

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAD

Ahem. LOUBOUTINS if you please. 

Throw em on the bias!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I went home sick today at 1.  I really hope I just have a standard cold.

That sucks. I had plans with friends I haven’t seen in 2 years…they are so careful. They called to cancel..they have COVID

[Suzywriter]

Jesse has a short head. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Is this a 1 or 2 hour show?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Throw em on the bias!!!

I was watching a cooking show and they kept talking about cutting on the bias….I think I died

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Throw em on the bias!!!

I would save the Loubs for a special, deserving man.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Jesse has a short head. 

And a disproportionately long, skinny pencil neck.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

That sucks. I had plans with friends I haven’t seen in 2 years…they are so careful. They called to cancel..they have COVID

I'm really pissed because I have gone two years without getting sick!   No cold, no flu, no covid, no nothin, so my streak is over.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Jesse has a short head. 

Both of them

[Frozendiva]

Nats, most restaurants have decent vegetarian options.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I went home sick today at 1.  I really hope I just have a standard cold.

I had a cold on Friday 4/29 that really felt like COVID but it turns out I tested negative. So phew! What a relief! On the other hand, 10 of my coworkers had the same cold and they tested positive. It’s kind of bizarre, right?

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Is this a 1 or 2 hour show?

I think just one.

Oh Nutalie??? This guy has two baby mommas!!  You would be baby momma #3!!!!

She's ready to kick him to the curb. You can tell.

Edited May 10, 2022 by goofygirl

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Jesse has a short head. 

I may get banned for this, but I think Jessee looks better than he did during his time with Darcey or Stacey or whoever it was. 

[OneGuy]

Natalie:  "There are some men that make you happy and laugh.  Most don't do both at the same time."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, this guy with two kids with two different women? I think that’s what’s out there these days. Get used to it or find a loving turkey baster.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAD

Ahem. LOUBOUTINS if you please. 

Just keep drinking.

This guy is Matt Walhberg.

[sainte-chapelle]

I can’t picture Nats with this guy

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I went home sick today at 1.  I really hope I just have a standard cold.

Feel better, bud. I had a raging migraine today. The kind where I lost vision in one eye for a minute. What better medicine is there for us than watching these failed Island of Dr. Moreau cast offs?

[OoogleEyes]

You guys...I am struggling here. I didn't like these people the first time around. The snark is first rate, as always 

I love you like crazy, but I'll stick with original flavor 90Day, and, of course, LAL!

Edited May 10, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[kacesq]

Good Lord Natalie...have you ever dated? You think every evening should end in a proposal and then you pout when you hear something you don’t like...

[Frozendiva]

Nats, you are not 21 and a lot of men in their 30s and 40s do have kids, and sometimes with a couple of women.

[OneGuy]

Natalie always looks bloated to me.

[Suzywriter]

OH! I bought Bertillo chicken alfredo frozen penne dinner tonight just because I could. It´s not appalling, but is super salty and blandish, with a less than appealing texture. 

Still, it´s not that bad.  I wonder if Jibri and Miona cooked it for like, 5 minutes instead of the expected 12. It looked pretty bad at 7 minutes...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, just stop. Please. I’m begging you.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am a bitch but I kinda agree with Natalie…for me multiple kids is a dealbreaker 

[kacesq]

Take your Sharp check and leave, Josh. She’s not worth it.

[Hotel Snarker]

You could see on her face she was so disappointed that he is drinking a beer.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, what is this conversation? Its their first date! 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And a disproportionately long, skinny pencil neck.

Yes, squared.