Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season Two

[Doublemint]

OK - Darcy doesn't know what to do with a cat.   I think the talking heads are post-surgery.   They look the same, only relaxed.   But they "deserve" it.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Thank you 

I am humbled, since I know I am among some the funniest & most clever people I've encountered!

The whole competition was friendly and fair. It was a pleasure. 

I deserve a few touch-ups. Unfortunately I don't have any money for them.

[kacesq]

So the Darcey Stacey drinking game would be one shot every time you hear “journey”

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Stacey didn't call Florian to let him know they'd arrived safely? 

And Darcey, why don't you call Geogi's ex? She's your BFF now, isn't she?

Oooooh, Florian's the narc! He's going to pump Georgi and report back to Stacey! 

[Frozendiva]

Florian and Georgi. The new Fred and Barney.

[Grifter Lives]

Also, why go to Bodrum (?) for veneers and plastic surgery in Istanbul?  It's a 7-hour drive.  Is this some type of cosmetic-surgery tourism travel package?

[kacesq]

I love long hair on men, a relic of my 80s rock chick days...but my God Georgi’s Hair is horrific.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Also, why go to Bodrum (?) for veneers and plastic surgery in Istanbul?  It's a 7-hour drive.  Is this some type of cosmetic-surgery tourism travel package?

Probably. It would at least be a 10 hour flight from NYC.

[Doublemint]

This convo makes for riviting TV - way  to go Sharp (NOT)

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake Florian, EVERYTHING hurts Darcey. She's a very tender reed. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Do they have any idea what veneers entail?  Omg….it’s very time consuming and done in stages.  And, do they realize how careful you have to be with them?  Omg….I love mine, but they are not problem free.  

[Doublemint]

Stacy has a "secret"   who can guess what it is?   I'll say she's trying for a baby?

[Grifter Lives]

Despite "twin-tuition," Stacey is able to conceal a secret from Darcey.

Maybe it's just because Darcey's so drunk.  She didn't even know that they landed and arrived in that earlier scene.

[Frozendiva]

Darcey may want to live in an animated Disney movie with friendly teapots and candleabras.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Do they have any idea what veneers entail?  Omg….it’s very time consuming and done in stages.  And, do they realize how careful you have to be with them?  Omg….I love mine, but they are not problem free.  

Of course they don't! 

Stacey's allergic to cats? Cats are all over Istanbul, they're ubiquitous and beloved. Hope she packed her Claritin. 

[kacesq]

Do these idiots realize the huge boob implants just make them look fat?

[Frozendiva]

Guess you want Georgi to provide a glass slipper or diamond on a fancy pillow.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Tries to make be believe things that aren't true about myself". Oh Darcey. Every single word Georgi spoke to you was nothing but the truth. You are selfish and self absorbed. You look for problems and close your ears when someone tries to talk to you honestly. 

Wait, the ex wife saying bad things about her ex husband is a "huge red flag"?? WHAT?

Edited September 7, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[OneGuy]

It's probably safe to assume the answer is "no" to any question that begins with, "Do they realize , , ,?" or "Do they have any idea . . . ?"

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, Stacey is undercutting you and wants her own happiness. She doesn't want you to be happy unless it is on her terms.

[SunnyBeBe]

Is there a sewage plant nearby?  They appear to be smelling a bad odor.  

[Doublemint]

WHAT is that green sweater thing Stacy is wearing?  Very Weird.   Oh - yes, it's the baby thing.

[Frozendiva]

Why do both need to get pregnant again?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Darcey, Stacey is undercutting you and wants her own happiness. She doesn't want you to be happy unless it is on her terms.

Fixed that for you. 

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Why do both need to get pregnant again?

Because they have to do every thing together! Twins! 

Just imagine seeing those two bearing down on you. I'd flee in terror.

Edited September 7, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[kacesq]

I don’t need to actually see the dental work. I’ve had plenty myself thank you...

I always wear my false eyelashes to the dentist. Why should I deprive the dentist of my beauty?

[Frozendiva]

Do they get to eat food with plastic teeth?

[Pepper Mostly]

These two are ridiculous. 

[Doublemint]

Enough with the teeth already - where's Jesse?

[SunnyBeBe]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I don’t need to actually see the dental work. I’ve had plenty myself thank you...

Me too!  All cosmetic, so I brought it on myself.  But, it was an ordeal!  It was really worth it though.  I had a couple sets of temporaries and two sets of permanent!  

Edited September 7, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[Pepper Mostly]

I want Jesse to deliver some truth bombs. Tell Georgi about the drinking! Tell him how she can't even ride a goddamn bike! 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I want Jesse to deliver some truth bombs. Tell Georgi about the drinking! Tell him how she can't even ride a goddamn bike! 

It's all about the steak and the bias!

[SunnyBeBe]

You can eat with temps, but they’ll pop off easy.  I can’t believe they get permanent porcelain veneers in 48 hours!  Omg.  Hope they’re quality.  Mine took 4 weeks.

[charmed1]

I’m here! I’m late. I had to get my extensions and veneers and fake Gucci purse. What’d I miss?

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I’m here! I’m late. I had to get my extensions and veneers and fake Gucci purse. What’d I miss?

Not much! Lol

[Pepper Mostly]

They want those boobs that look like a couple of grapefruits are stuffed in their shirts. That's classy.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

You can eat with temps, but they’ll pop off easy.  I can’t believe they get permanent porcelain veneers in 48 hours!  Omg.  Hope they’re quality.  Mine took 4 weeks.

They realize these medical tourists are not able to stay there 4 weeks.   The probably have a lab where they work all night.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I’m here! I’m late. I had to get my extensions and veneers and fake Gucci purse. What’d I miss?

Darcey cries. 

[kacesq]

Stacey so enjoys telling Darcey how superior Wolfie is...

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I want Jesse to deliver some truth bombs. Tell Georgi about the drinking! Tell him how she can't even ride a goddamn bike! 

I’m still mad that TLC didn’t catch Darcey crawling around the bushes drunk in Amsterdam. They also missed the epic blowout between Jenny and Sumits parents.

[Frozendiva]

No, Darce, real love is unconditional and love does not equal relationship. You are all about need.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHAT HAS DARCEY SACRIFICED?

[SunnyBeBe]

Rash decisions!  Not for her! 😆

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. Darcey cries in 3, 2........

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Stacey so enjoys telling Darcey how superior Wolfie is...

Werewolf from Albania. Coming to a movie screen near you.

[Doublemint]

I should realize, like Pavlov's dog, that Jesse shows up at 8:59 PM.

[OneGuy]

Maybe Darcy could benefit from a tear duct enhancement.  Then she can be assured she has an adequate reservoir for her incessant crying.

Edited September 7, 2021 by OneGuy

[Pepper Mostly]

If Darcey had anything like realistic expectations she and Georgi could probably do just fine. She wants 24 hour doting and foot rubs and rose petals. She sees any hint of disagreement as "problems with our relationship". She's like a teenager, it's exhausting.

[Frozendiva]

At least this show is on at 6 pm my time. I can look forward to dinner.

[sainte-chapelle]

If the trip were about bonding and self discovery perhaps you should visit a museum or cultural site. Expand your world a little…no? 

[Frozendiva]

They can go to Ephesus, explore the mosques and the market in Istanbul, drink Turkish tea and good Turkish coffee. Explore a new world.