OoogleEyes October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Mama....conditioner is your friend 6 Link to comment
Maybeitsme October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, candall said: I don't understand why everyone is looking forward to this. Isn't it just going to be a bunch of inmates lying through their teeth and a bunch of idiots forking over money and mooning about how happy they're going to be in roughly 1 to 3? "Can you put a little somethin-somethin on my books, sugar?" The fun is meeting these gumballs after the train has jumped the track. Oh I'll be watching for sure. And yes I'm quite excited about it 1 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 (edited) Did Daonte just get out of the lap pool? Or is trying for an homage to his sperm with the hope that Nicolle will pick up the subliminal message? Edited October 30, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety 1 1 Link to comment
Elizzikra October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Quote If Tia has family money why was she pimping Nicolle out to Daonte? Wasn’t it because they needed cash? I don't think her family has "money" - I just think they support her. I think maybe they have a little more money than Britney's family does, which seems like it's a low bar. 5 Link to comment
Gobi October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Did Daonte just get out of the lap pool? He got out of the shallow end of the gene pool. 13 1 Link to comment
Maybeitsme October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Just now, Gobi said: He got out of the shallow end of the gene pool. Must be from his daddy's side. His mom and brother seem normal 6 Link to comment
OoogleEyes October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, candall said: I don't understand why everyone is looking forward to this. Isn't it just going to be a bunch of inmates lying through their teeth and a bunch of idiots forking over money and mooning about how happy they're going to be in roughly 1 to 3? "Can you put a little somethin-somethin on my books, sugar?" The fun is meeting these gumballs after the train has jumped the track. Please don't judge our Friday night addiction. We don't have a problem. WE DON'T Wait...what is Jeff VanVonderen doing here 13 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Daonte, YOU CHOSE TO FINANCE NICOLLE. And I am not sorry for the caps. 1 7 Link to comment
Floatingbison October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Stan's amazing combover. I've surprised it doesn't need flying buttresses like a medieval cathedral. 6 3 Link to comment
goofygirl October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gobi said: He got out of the shallow end of the gene pool. DEAD. But his mom seems like she's got some working brain cells... Maybe Doante hit his head on the side of the pool?? 4 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Nicole wants to meet up and see if you'll give her some money. After all, she'll have a wedding to pay for. 6 1 Link to comment
Floatingbison October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said: Please don't judge our Friday night addiction. We don't have a problem. WE DON'T Wait...what is Jeff VanVonderen doing here They love you like crazy but they feel like they're losing you . . . . 8 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Nicole is hoping for $$$ so she can get a boob job for the wedding. 7 3 Link to comment
Elizzikra October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 (edited) Michael Kors weeps at the free advertising Britney gives him... I like Dante's glasses though they clearly don't work since it took him awhile to see the engagement ring... Edited October 30, 2021 by Elizzikra 2 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Daonte gets his heart broken in 3....2.....1. 2 Link to comment
Floatingbison October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Is this marina dock week at LAL? 8 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Nicole: I don't want to fight. I just want your money. 2 2 Link to comment
JenE4 October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Oh, no. Daonte thinks it’s romantic that Nichole is still wearing the designer watch he bought her—wait until he noticed the engagement ring from Tia! 2 6 Link to comment
candall October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Oh dear. Nicolle has drained Daonte's bank to the point he needs a second job. I keep hearing little squeaky noises in the background. Is that supposed to be a seagull or are they referencing the late great Nicolle, Jr? 11 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Floatingbison said: They love you like crazy but they feel like they're losing you . . . . They’ll say a few things and you’ll say a few things...... 3 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Daonte even has bad taste in soda. 3 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Daonte talking about toxic ROFL 1 3 Link to comment
WaltersHair October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 This show should NOT follow discount Barbie and her finance. 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Did anyone miss Lacey and Chon and Chane? Bueller? Bueller? 6 1 Link to comment
Elizzikra October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: They’ll say a few things and you’ll say a few things...... And then we're done... 4 1 Link to comment
goofygirl October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 That went by pretty fast!! Fun snarking with y'all tonight! Happy Halloween! 8 Link to comment
Maybeitsme October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Next week looks super sexy in an Only Fans kinda way. I don't think I can watch 1 4 Link to comment
OoogleEyes October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Daonte even has bad taste in soda. They even had to blur it out! Oh my LAL friends..I love you like crazy. Have a great weekend and hopefully, I'll see you Sunday nite. 7 Link to comment
Gobi October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Wow, that flew by like a hit from a crack pipe! Thanks for the snark! 8 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Nicole wants to meet up and see if you'll give her some money. After all, she'll have a wedding to pay for. She’s hoping Daonte will send her an engagement gift. 3 4 Link to comment
JenE4 October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Aw. I actually feel bad for Daonte. This poor, dumb man. This train wreck isn’t worth crying over. 1 8 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Is anyone dressing up like our LAL peeps? 4 Link to comment
candall October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said: They love you like crazy but they feel like they're losing you . . . . They're going to say what they want to say and then you can say what you want to say and then we're done, okay? I guess we're done. See you next week, frens. 10 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 Good night all. Remember to check in with your PO. Hope to see some of you Sunday for 90 Day. Stay safe! 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 LAL, I ❤️ you. You never disappoint. Have a great weekend, everyone. Be strong, stay safe and live your best life. See some of you on Funday Sunday. Happy Halloween🎃👻🦇🕸🕷 9 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot October 30, 2021 Author Share October 30, 2021 I just saw the back of Nicolle head. Somebody needs real, un-tortured hair. 4 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: She’s hoping Daonte will send her an engagement gift. Nicole Jr would be perfect! 3 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2021 Share October 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said: Is anyone dressing up like our LAL peeps? Nicolle Jr.? 5 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot October 30, 2021 Author Share October 30, 2021 It's time to send the thread to lockup. Until next week, bunkies! Stay off the muthafuckin' crack, let your PO know if you want to change residences, and, no matter what, do not meet Stan for the early bird special. Lisa will take you out with her extensions. 8 3 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot November 5, 2021 Author Share November 5, 2021 S04.E21: Life After Lockup: Confessions Of a Serial Liar Quote Shawn's shocking confession stuns Sara; Britney busts in on Ray; Lisa catches Stan in a lie; after her husband fails the lie detector, Lacey reaches out to her ex, John; a surprising email sends Brittany looking for answers about her past. OMG, I think Shawn uses his fingers and the help of an accountant so he can count his kids. Dad of the year fesses up to Sara (at least I assume). Or is the great surprise that Destinie was his first shot at convict love? One way or another, Mr. I am shocked she has a child is taking a long fall off of a high horse. We finally get to the scene of Britney going "ratched" and tracking down Ray. With all the build up, I'm ready to learn that he is actually ring shopping (with the $0 he has to his name). Or is our man Ray pretending to be excited by other women? Unless there's a suitcase of all sadness in this storyline, I'm not sure I care where they are going. Stan lies. Anyone surprised? My only question is will he spring for a glass of $6 house wine for his new presumed lady friend with the early bird special? Lacey reaches out to Chon for the millionth time. I hope Chon is only playing along for the cash. Otherwise we're going to need to do an intervention. Original air date 2021.11.05 3 1 Link to comment
candall November 6, 2021 Share November 6, 2021 I went to St. Louis this week to see the van Gogh exhibit. (I kept an eye out for Stan and Lisa, but no joy.) After the exhibit, my friend and I picked a Middle Eastern restaurant for dinner. Hookahs!! We switched gears and lounged on the couches with a giant hubba-bubba, puffing on "peach," nibbling falafel and halloumi. It was a blast. ##### The Thursday night LAL preview finally piqued my interest with new inmate shenanigans. My favorite: Britney huffs and puffs and blows down the door where Ray is hanging out, trying to catch five minutes away from that one thirsty ovary. . 1 8 Link to comment
OoogleEyes November 6, 2021 Share November 6, 2021 A quick Google search would eliminate a lot of these problems 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety November 6, 2021 Share November 6, 2021 The color of Sarah’s mother’s hair reminds me of my first pee of the day. This show has brought out the worst in me. 9 Link to comment
Gobi November 6, 2021 Share November 6, 2021 Howdy, everyone. Had to take my straitjacket off, couldn't type whilst wearing it. 5 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly November 6, 2021 Share November 6, 2021 Hi cellies! Is everyone having a good week and making it to your PO meetings on time? 7 Link to comment
OoogleEyes November 6, 2021 Share November 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: This show has brought out the worst in me. I, for one, am here for it 4 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety November 6, 2021 Share November 6, 2021 I wonder if Daonte has finally learned his lesson.🤔 The Magic 8 Ball says, “Daonte The future is dim.” 6 Link to comment
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