Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Elizzikra]

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Ummm, I think it was only six.

Oh give him time :)

Kristianna saying her wedding wasn't a ten, it was a twenty... everyone should feel that way about their wedding. I can't help but root for them in a weird sort of way.

[candall]

Oh geez.  I honored the happy couple by pausing my snark to watch the wedding and they had to trash talk on their way down the aisle and smash cake into each other's faces.  Sigh.

 

LAL Bingo!  Kicking out the camera crew to facilitate boinking!

[goofygirl]

Aww... I'm kinda rooting for Kristianna and Tonto.  They seem sincere, for the most part.

This renewed friendship between Amber and Puppy... Not so much... 

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl 

[Gobi]

Uh-uh , Puppy slipped off the leash!

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Holy shit, how much hooch is Amber pouring in her coffee? 

I think a better question is whether there is actually any coffee in that mug...

[WaltersHair]

If this is John's fifth wedding, he should be an expert cake smasher

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber reconsiders her decision to throw Sammy out of her life.

[OoogleEyes]

Puppy's a runner! She needs a leash, girlie 

[Elizzikra]

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How did Mama Kristiana get off oxygen?

I don't know but I thought her makeup looked nice.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Puppy's a runner! She needs a leash, girlie 

Or an electric ankle bracelet collar.

Did the decision to make purple the wedding theme color have any meaning, other than “Regal?”

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Uh-uh , Puppy slipped off the leash!

Puppy's a runner!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa thinks she invented catfishing.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Or an electric ankle bracelet collar.

We're going to see those little flags around the yard from the Invisible Fence company 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a sudden craving for cotton candy. Hmmmm.

[goofygirl]

The HAIR on these two! Lort. Can they please go to the beauty shop STAT??

[SemiCharmedLife]

A real friend would tell her the truth about her hair...

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Pinky was Lisa’s brother’s girlfriend? All in the family, I guess.🤷‍♀️

[JenE4]

Oh, no. I got distracted by my kid’s Christmas list and missed the wedding of the society season. I guess I’ll just have to catch it when John marries his seventh or eighth wife—whichever one is up next. Did they shower the happy couple in a hail of gunfire—or did they just stick with bubbles?

[Maybeitsme]

Oh I think I saw something online about this Renata lady marrying Lisa's brother 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lisa thinks she invented catfishing.

Lisa has a very high opinion of herself in general. 

Ooh, this Renata's a real brain trust, huh? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan is bicurious. Who knew? His elderly guy friends will be surprised.

[OoogleEyes]

Isn't there an unwritten rule that you shouldn't go after your siblings ex girlfriends? Does that include sisters going after their brother's ex girlfriends? So many rules...

These are some rough looking bitches

[kacesq]

How much foundation did Lisa pile on today? The entire bottle?

[candall]

I literally gasped when they showed Ranuata, or whatever her name is.

[Pepper Mostly]

I think this is a first--someone's in a restaurant and actually eating her food. 

[kacesq]

I’m amused that Lisa thinks her extensions are better than that wig.

i sense Tia is going to propose.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia, I think Nicolle already has a date to the prom.

[Gobi]

And now Tia in "Andy Hardy Gets Tattoos and Does Drugs".

[Elizzikra]

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How much foundation did Lisa pile on today? The entire bottle?

Does she have colored contacts or did she get genetically gifted with really pretty blue eyes?

[SemiCharmedLife]

They could drag that wig through the mud and sand and it would still look better than what she is wearing on her head.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stan is bicurious. Who knew? His elderly guy friends will be surprised.

Maybe not. Maybe he's cut an erotic swath through the lads at the golf club. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Nicolle's weird eating behavior making anyone else a little bit sick?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

And now Tia in "Andy Hardy Gets Tattoos and Does Drugs".

DEAD

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tia, I think Nicolle already has a date to the prom.

😆 🤣  I first read this as "date to the porn"

[kacesq]

Aww this is just so romantic. Although props to Nicole for the self awareness here lol

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stan is bicurious. Who knew? His elderly guy friends will be surprised.

I really don't think that they will be, at this point. Stan's the friend you like to keep around so you can hear the stories and say "Can you believe this guy?" 😆😆

[SemiCharmedLife]

That's not all she's addicted to...

[kacesq]

Called it! 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Oh, no. I got distracted by my kid’s Christmas list and missed the wedding of the society season. I guess I’ll just have to catch it when John marries his seventh or eighth wife—whichever one is up next. Did they shower the happy couple in a hail of gunfire—or did they just stick with bubbles?

The cake toppers were dark brown Bonnie and Clyde silhouettes, complete with, er, gats.

But Kristiana was a happy bride, her eyebrows were tight, her son was there and we all felt supportive.

[WaltersHair]

How does unemployed Tia have a real gold necklace around her neck?

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm addicted to you". Sigh. So romantic.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Nicolle's weird eating behavior making anyone else a little bit sick?

Yes and Tia licking her lower lip just now didn't help. I've been sick all day and this isn't helping.

PROMPOSAL!!!

[Empress1]

Nicolle is nowhere near ready for marriage.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

😆 🤣  I first read this as "date to the porn"

Just wait a while.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

 

i sense Tia is going to propose.

You win!

[kacesq]

Wonder how Tia financed that gorgeously basic ring.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The production assistants did a well-timed cheer for Tia and Nicolle.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

How does unemployed Tia have a real gold necklace around her neck?

Stolen, natch.

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

And now Tia in "Andy Hardy Gets Tattoos and Does Drugs".

My mother can make the costumes and the meth.