Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Those eyelashes just make me want to fly away 

[Pepper Mostly]

Puppy? Still high as fuck. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Did he forget to take the sticker off his glasses? 

[Floatingbison]

Is this the Ear Gauge Hour of Power?

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Puppy? Still high as fuck. 

Yep

[candall]

I'm more than okay with the vagina commercial.  People have been getting acclimated to saying "penis" for a while and vagina just isn't there yet.  It's sneaking into the lexicon via va-jay-jay and vag and so forth, but I'm looking for full social incorporation.  The standard alternatives are so awful.

 

And we're back.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy’s boyfriend is very impressive. 🤣

[Elizzikra]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Those eyelashes just make me want to fly away 

I don't know how she drives with them; don't they brush up against the windshield?

Amber and Puppy on a double date with their respective boyfriends. What could possibly go wrong???

[Floatingbison]

Her eyelashes make Darcy's and Stacy's look refined and dignified.

[Pepper Mostly]

Puppy's brows. Yikes. 

Usually every week I say "Oh, Puppy's so pretty!" This week? It's "Oh my god, Puppy is busted". 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Puppy: I’d go crazy living with my mom and she doesn’t do drugs with me, so....

Plus, she's SICK and all, so there's that.

[Gobi]

Shopping for wedding dresses. Next up, shopping for dildoes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How are they buying a dress when he had trouble covering a $1K deposit? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Puppy’s boyfriend is very impressive. 🤣

Right? What a slab of man! 

So much swooning this episode!

[Elizzikra]

Kristianna's mom has a Bonnie & Clyde phone case. What is up with this family-wide obsession?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Krusty’s mother has a way with words. “Put that damn pipe down now!” What a happy way to enjoy watching your daughter try on wedding dresses.

[shantown]

"I'm sending someone to the door... BANG BANG BANG" 😂

[candall]

I was all wrapped up in my vagina PSA and missed who this woman is, but I love her.  Put the fuckin' pipe down and answer the phone!  BANG BANG BANG

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I dislike the dress but I like how happy Kristianna is in it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

The salesgirl is all "Shit, don't get prison mascara all over that dress!"

[Elizzikra]

Just now, candall said:

I was all wrapped up in my vagina PSA and missed who this woman is, but I love her.  Put the fuckin' pipe down and answer the phone!  BANG BANG BANG

Kristianna and Tara's mom...

[OoogleEyes]

Why is this making me love Kristianna 

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Puppy: I’d go crazy living with my mom and she doesn’t do drugs with me, so....

and she never paid for drugs.  Not once!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

and she never paid for drugs.  Not once!

That bitch. 

[Elizzikra]

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How are the buying a dress when he had trouble covering a $1K deposit? 

She said it was her final fitting so it's mostly paid for by now. Probably $10 on this credit card; $5 on a Visa gift card; $.37 from the couch cushions...

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Why is this making me love Kristianna 

There is something likeable about her. Bad eyebrows and all.

[faraway]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Kristianna and Tara's mom...

I love that lady- she has been through the mill and she seems very real.  She isn't faking her feelings.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

She said it was her final fitting so it's mostly paid for by now. Probably $10 on this credit card; $5 on a Visa gift card; $.37 from the couch cushions...

And she has an extra big load of cans to return for the deposit. Five cents each really adds up.

Shawn, NO ONE FUCKING TOLD YOU TO MOVE TO OHIO.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Does his phone say My Love Sara?  🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

There is something likeable about her. Bad eyebrows and all.

I think so too. She's so vulnerable. 

[kacesq]

Do they issue those caterpillar lashes when you leave prison?

[Floatingbison]

Hahahaha, he moved to Ohio, IN WINTER, to stalk Sara with No H, and she shuts him out!!!!!  

[Gobi]

" I didn't ask you to move here. I just asked you for money. "

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Does his phone say My Love Sara?  🙄

Why yes, it does.

And he's starting to feel like it's a repeat of Destinee? Starting to feel???

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Does his phone say My Love Sara?  🙄

That's as good as Coltee Gal.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara, dump hi ass and spend time with your daughter. She hasn’t seen you in 6 years, for goodness sake!

[kacesq]

Oh God some Botox, lip fillers and Sara is a redhead Lacey...

[Floatingbison]

True that, Sara.  Money doesn't buy love.  But it can rent it.

[Gobi]

"Money doesn't buy love, Shawn."

It can, however, buy hookers and coke. I suggest that for you that's a better investment.

Edited September 25, 2021 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

True that, Sara.  Money doesn't buy love.  But it can rent it.

She practically comes out and says "I want you to give me money but I will never ever have sex with you". 

[goofygirl]

Uh oh.... Mr. & Mrs. Kick Ass...

Shortest hour of the week! That was hilarious, frens!  Have a fabulous weekend!

Edited September 25, 2021 by goofygirl

[PrincessPurrsALot]

On 9/24/2021 at 6:55 PM, kacesq said:

Oh God some Botox, lip fillers and Sara is a redhead Lacey...

That would be gallons of botox and lip filler, enormous breast and butt implants, and the willingness to have sex on camera.  She also needs to lose the ability to pronounce words that start with J. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Money doesn't buy love, Shawn. It can, however, by hookers and coke."

He could have taken the $$ he gave Sara and gotten a creditable girlfriend experience from any reputable escort service. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marce and Britt have been feeding on the Sharp tit almost as long as Grangie and Mykul.

[candall]

Yes, Brittany.  We grasp the theory behind which you are motivated to repo your furniture.

[shantown]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

True that, Sara.  Money doesn't buy love.  But it can rent it.

Isn't that a RENT lyric? LOL

[Floatingbison]

Nice shirt.

50% Hood

50% Holy

lol

[Maybeitsme]

So the plan is to repo the furniture? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Nice shirt.

50% Hood

50% Holy

lol

We should get one for Lisa to wear during her next pastoral counseling session. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hoy hell? What was that big green LOVE sign behind Daonte and Nicolle Sr.? Did he buy that?