Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Alfa Romeo:  the solution to any midlife crisis!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

By "Bible" she meant "bank balance."

She meant "my other guy's dick". 

THE ALFA ROMERO. I am dying over here. 

[shantown]

Did Stan just refer to god as an Alfa Romeo??

[Maybeitsme]

Alpha  Romara? WTH?

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Alpha  Romara? WTH?

I'm assuming he meant "alpha and omega?"

God strikes me as more of a VW Bus kinda guy...

Edited September 25, 2021 by Elizzikra

[candall]

Oh, this is the best.  Lisa's "exclusive" insofar as the opposite sex is concerned.  HaHaHaHaHa  Semantic gymnastics!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Will you wear my pin? 

In my middle school in the 60’s, it was the ID bracelet.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I'm assuming he meant "alpha and omega?"

Oh, I literally thought he bought an Alfa.   I was thinking, Gee Stan, I hope you have a better mechanic than your toupee salesman.

[goofygirl]

"God is God... He's the Alpha Romero" said Stan, the not real bright bulb on the Christmas tree!!

But Samuel sure is cute!

[shantown]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Oh, this is the best.  Lisa's "exclusive" insofar as the opposite sex is concerned.  HaHaHaHaHa  Semantic gymnastics!

I mean, I give her points for being crafty enough with her words to avoid implicating herself!

[Floatingbison]

Stan and David of the pleather duster should get their own Odd Couple style sitcom.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Stan is KILLING me with his malapropisms. "Rondy-moo" "amstidextrous" "Alfa Romero"!!  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, shantown said:

Did Stan just refer to god as an Alfa Romeo??

I'm sure Shawn will tell us "that's understoodable".

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Oh, I literally thought he bought an Alfa.   I was thinking, Gee Stan, I hope you have a better mechanic than your toupee salesman.

Nah, Stan's definitely a Buick man. (My dad used to call Buicks "geezermobiles")

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stan is KILLING me with his malapropisms. "Rondy-moo" "amstidextrous" "Alfa Romero"!!  

He reminds me of Norm Crosby.

[candall]

Okay, newbie, here's the bottom line on feeding the birds.  Get a 40 pound bag of black oil sunflower seeds.  Everything loves sunflower seed.  Don't worry about songbird food, finch food, suet, peanuts, whatever.

Buy a big dark green plastic trash can with a good tight lid to keep your 40 pound bag of sunflower seed.  Keep a pitcher in there to fill up the feeders.  You're set.

 

And we're back.

[goofygirl]

Old Stan... The Wordsmith of our time.....

My other favorite saying tonight was dingleberry Shawn saying, "See me in PERSON or we're over!"  Really, Shawn??

[Pepper Mostly]

"I need to get some paperwork started". She's going to rush to her office and google these two.

[Floatingbison]

Holy shit, they're still pushing the Kiss Heard Round the World story line??!!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bad sign - splitting the payment across 3 cards.  

[Floatingbison]

Did she say, "I just want the best sperm bank"?   I need my hearing checked.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Krusty’s sister is going to make trouble. It says so on Page 34 of the script.

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Alfa Romeo:  the solution to any midlife crisis!

So says James Bond

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, I thought the sister had open charges and Kristianna couldn't be around her? I'm getting whiplash. 

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Nah, Stan's definitely a Buick man. (My dad used to call Buicks "geezermobiles")

Doesn't he tool around in a Mustang?

Oh John and your collection of credit cards... Poor Wedding-Venue-Lynn having to ring up all those individual deposits...

[Gobi]

" ...And put $3.68 on this card and $1.79 on this card, and $.85 on this card... "

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Holy shit, they're still pushing the Kiss Heard Round the World story line??!!!

Well, it adds a little something extra to the tried and true "lets have another wedding" storyline, which is thin as tissue paper. 

[kacesq]

I don’t like Brittany and Marcellino. I just don’t.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney has her textbook wrapped in a brown paper bag. I wonder what she’s reading. And I am surprised that someone on this show is reading.

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Oh, I literally thought he bought an Alfa.   I was thinking, Gee Stan, I hope you have a better mechanic than your toupee salesman.

Dammit.  I still want that Mustang 

[Pepper Mostly]

Thanks for the tip, @candall! 

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE BRITTANY ROBERT DOES NOT STILL HAVE THE MONEY. 

[shantown]

I was going to say they should have one well-adjusted couple on the show, just for comparison's sake. Then I realized that I think Brittany and Marcellino are supposed to be the well-adjusted couple. Yikes.

[Keywestclubkid]

We’re counting on you putting the pipe down! ROFL 

[candall]

Man, I remember Marcelino when he was a semi-degenerate gambler, preparing to look for a six figure position as a Tech CEO or some such nonsense.  Brit was fresh out of jail and falling apart at the seams.

They're so mature now!   Our little post-lockup chickies have grown up.

[Maybeitsme]

Yes Brittany great idea, send Marcelino to beat the heck out of Robert. Hey it worked with the ex. Make sure he rides his motorcycle for full effect 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Thanks for the tip, @candall! 

 

On the flip side of the coin, @Pepper Mostly, you will be attracting small rodents, bears fattening up for hibernation, and wild turkeys. Just so you can make an educated decision.

[kacesq]

Puppy continuing the bad eyebrow theme of the evening and upping the ante with 1970 baby doll plastic lashes.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, candall said:

Okay, newbie, here's the bottom line on feeding the birds.  Get a 40 pound bag of black oil sunflower seeds.  Everything loves sunflower seed.  Don't worry about songbird food, finch food, suet, peanuts, whatever.

Buy a big dark green plastic trash can with a good tight lid to keep your 40 pound bag of sunflower seed.  Keep a pitcher in there to fill up the feeders.  You're set.

 

And we're back.

Ok, soul mate 

[Gobi]

Puppy has known her for dog years! LOL!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy looks wasted. And needs to be put in her crate.

[Pepper Mostly]

Puppy's high as fuck. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Come on, Amber, throw Puppy a bone!

[candall]

Puppy, Puppy, Puppy!  Step away from the eyelash glue.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

On the flip side of the coin, @Pepper Mostly, you will be attracting small rodents, bears fattening up for hibernation, and wild turkeys. Just so you can make an educated decision.

Plenty of small rodents and wild turkeys around here anyway. Hasn't been a bear sighting in Salem yet that I know of! 

[Gobi]

Carpe canem!

[kacesq]

Puppy overall looks bad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy stays with her abusive boyfriend because drugs!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Puppy unironically says he keeps her on a leash.  😬

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy criticizing Amber abusive boyfriend? Umm, hello?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh shit, my internet just did a thing. It'll take a minute to reload. How will I ever catch up with this snappy, fast moving dialog?