Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Wow, Brittney doesn't miss a chance to push that marriage+babies agenda.  Read the room, Missy.

And seriously, if she was really interested in helping Ray stay on the straight and narrow she might lay off nagging for a diamond ring for five minutes. 

[WaltersHair]

Marcelino is looking at 3 years of reality TV salary up in smoke.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I can't bring myself to care about Brittany. But her segments gives me time to refresh my wine glass.

[Maybeitsme]

They should have used that money for acting lessons 

[Empress1]

You could fuck billionaires, Lisa? Come on now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa, the diarrhea medicine should be taken, um, orally.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Samuel is too good for Stan.  Nice kitty! 

[WaltersHair]

Stan has a comfort kitty

[OoogleEyes]

A secret rondy view 

[Pepper Mostly]

Stan is not making a secret "rondy-moo"!

DEAD

[Keywestclubkid]

She packs her stuff in trash bags lol girl have him buy you some luggage 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

I can't bring myself to care about Brittany. But her segments gives me time to refresh my wine glass.

Brittany with Ray or Brittany with Marcellino? I can't help but care about Brittany with Marcellino. She is the only person on this shit show that has made a genuine effort to turn her life around. I think she is a great mom to her kids and I think she really loves Marcellino. For someone who had been in prison, she was pretty naive with this whole sober living house thing but I think she would be great working in an established sober living house. I hope she finds a way to keep working in that field.

[Maybeitsme]

They should have used that money for acting lessons 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS now Lisa wants to get married.  Well, as long as there's a $5-10K ring she can pawn. 

[goofygirl]

Dammit Stan,you ain't spendin' NEAR enough $$$$ on me! I want a 5K or 10K ring! I want to get married so I can murder your dumb ass!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Dammit Stan,you ain't spendin' NEAR enough $$$$ on me! I want a 5K or 10K ring! I want to get married so I can murder your dumb ass!!

"After you change your will and I take out a large insurance policy on your life"

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

FFS now Lisa wants to get married.  Well, as long as there's a $5-10K ring she can pawn. 

I'm surprised she gave him such a wide price range. She will only get a fraction of retail when she pawns it so she needs to aim high.

Re: Sean and Whatshername... is she just really short or is she medically short, like with some form of dwarfism. She seems really tiny...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She packs her stuff in trash bags lol girl have him buy you some luggage 

The trash bag luggage of storming out.  She's used it before.  She needs to borrow Quaylon's rolling suitcase of all sadness.  

[Gobi]

That's it! No more snarking until I get $10K!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Brittany with Ray or Brittany with Marcellino? I can't help but care about Brittany with Marcellino. She is the only person on this shit show that has made a genuine effort to turn her life around. I think she is a great mom to her kids and I think she really loves Marcellino. For someone who had been in prison, she was pretty naive with this whole sober living house thing but I think she would be great working in an established sober living house. I hope she finds a way to keep working in that field.

Brittany and Marcelino. They bore me. Probably because they aren't train wrecks like most of the rest of these people.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa likes to have something portable to trade when she needs to bribe someone. The car is nice, but it can be traced back to her.

[OoogleEyes]

Holy cow, I love Fridays with my LAL bunkies. Have a great weekend!

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The trash bag luggage of storming out.  She's used it before.  She needs to borrow Quaylon's rolling suitcase of all sadness.  

Oh, that was the best 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

That's it! No more snarking until I get $10K!

No more straightjacket buckling and prostate milking! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just that glimpse of Devil Dick is now haunting me.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Sorry about the double post, my internet keeps cutting out

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

😈 🍆

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The trash bag luggage of storming out.  She's used it before.  She needs to borrow Quaylon's rolling suitcase of all sadness.  

Dang! I forgot ALL ABOUT THAT SUITCASE!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just that glimpse of Devil Dick is now haunting me.

Have an edible and put him out of your mind!

[Elizzikra]

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The trash bag luggage of storming out.  She's used it before.  She needs to borrow Quaylon's rolling suitcase of all sadness.  

Surely Stan has a 50 year old samsonite hard side in the attic somewhere she could use???

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Brittany and Marcelino. They bore me. Probably because they aren't train wrecks like most of the rest of these people.

See, that's why I have a soft spot for them. I think they're both fundamentally decent people who are doing their best with what they have available to them. 

I wonder what my prison nickname would be...

Edited September 18, 2021 by Elizzikra

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

That's it! No more snarking until I get $10K!

YOUR snark is priceless!

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

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Re: Sean and Whatshername... is she just really short or is she medically short, like with some form of dwarfism. She seems really tiny...

She mentioned being 4' 11" and didn't say anything else about it.  I think she's just petite.

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Re the after-show segment.  You mean if you have a prison inmate romance, you have to have semi-public phone sex, too?   Okay, well, count me out.

 

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[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Re the after-show segment.  You mean if you have a prison inmate romance, you have to have semi-public phone sex, too?   Okay, well, count me out.

Whatever it takes to keep you on the right side of the law!

Oh dear lord John is killing me with his Love After Lockup tattoo. 

[Elizzikra]

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You mean if you have a prison inmate romance, you have to have semi-public phone sex, too?   Okay, well, count me out.

I can't do phone sex but I think I could make a credible attempt at text sex. Is there a lucrative market for that? I'm looking for a side hustle.

[Squee Bastard]

Life lessons on getting a tattoo. Just what I need right now...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Somehow I have made it this far in life without ever tattooing someone's name above my genitals.  Now I have a new life goal.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Devil Dick is a master at braiding pubic hair as well.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Squee Bastard said:

Life lessons on getting a tattoo. Just what I need right now...

Well, it makes a nice change from prison recipes. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Devil Dick is a master at braiding pubic hair as well.

And picking through it for crabs. 

[goofygirl]

This was fun and FUNNY peeps!! Need this hilarity by Friday night, so THANK YOU FRENS!!!

Have a great weekend and stay safe.  I've been in PPE all week, covered up with Covid at work.  Puleez, wear a mask?  I am exhausted.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

I can't do phone sex but I think I could make a credible attempt at text sex. Is there a lucrative market for that? I'm looking for a side hustle.

You know, I think that I could definitely do phone sex. Although, I need more whiskey and cigarettes to pull it off

[Pepper Mostly]

Great snark tonight peeps! See some of you Sunday--have a great weekend! Wear your mask!

[Maybeitsme]

Brit should get a job at the mall threading eyebrows or drawing them on or whatever

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need to get back to my cellblock before they do the bed check. Great snark as always, fellow inmates. Have a relaxing weekend and stay safe, stay strong and live your best life. See some of you incorrigibles on Sunday.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

This was fun and FUNNY peeps!! Need this hilarity by Friday night, so THANK YOU FRENS!!!

Have a great weekend and stay safe.  I've been in PPE all week, covered up with Covid at work.  Puleez, wear a mask?  I am exhausted.

Take care of yourself, sweetness, and thank you for all you do. Have a wonderful weekend and rest up!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E15: Life After Lockup: Devil on the Shoulder

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Brittany storms the sober house after a business deal goes bad; Lisa's confession shocks Stan; Shawn is ghosted, forcing him to give Sara an ultimatum; Kristianna wants her sister to be part of her wedding, but John has other plans.

Original air date 2021.09.24

Opening the thread early for any comments.  It's LIVE CHAT night! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll be back around 9PM after my new neck tattoo sets.

[OoogleEyes]

33 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

 

Opening the thread early for any comments.  It's LIVE CHAT night! 

Whoo hoo!

Edited September 25, 2021 by OoogleEyes
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[Floatingbison]

On 9/17/2021 at 6:52 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

We’re missing @Floatingbison tonight. Call home, FB!

Please pardon my absence last week!  It's nice to be missed.  I ran a 10k at the Grand Coulee Dam on Saturday, so I was driving to eastern Washington last Friday!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Please pardon my absence last week!  It's nice to be missed.  I ran a 10k at the Grand Coulee Dam on Saturday, so I was driving to eastern Washington last Friday!

Wait what?? You were outside, doing real life stuff? Amazing 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hi everyone! I'm here so don't narc on me to my PO. 

Good to see you, @Floatingbison! We all missed you last week.