Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[hookedontv]

How many times has Amber said “pull up on her?” I (a non felon) would say “I’m going to swing by” or “I’m going to pay her a visit.”

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn looked like he was going to have a heart attack in 3.....2.....1

[LEILANI2]

You'd think someone who's been to prison would know not to roll up to someone's house unannounced and just knock on the door. Especially when the person inside is unstable, a life long felon, and has issues with alcohol and violence.

[WaltersHair]

You know, I miss the prison makeup tip and cooking with the earlier seasons. LAL is getting a real budget here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

How many times has Amber said “pull up on her?

As opposed to “go down on her.”

[Gobi]

Plot twist: Shawn is meeting Sarah Connor and has to protect her from a Terminator.  Humanity is doomed.

[candall]

Queenie's an interesting choice to narrate the Puppy & Amber story.  But that's okay--as long as she lays off the spider lashes, I'm in.

[goofygirl]

I'm sorry. Shawn just said he didn't really know whatsherface or what she looked like.  AND YET, this MORON MOVED to Ohio?

Apparently, the TLC $$$$ must be GOOD!

You've already proved to America that you are a total IDIOT, so why not just go for it??

DINGLEBERRY.

[WaltersHair]

Uh, Shawn. That looks like a field of poison ivy/sumac behind you, not corn. You're gonna get vetoed on that one.

[LEILANI2]

Shawn is a prison sex tourist.

[Elizzikra]

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Shawn never learns from experience, hence the six kids and his track record with ex-cons.

Apparently Sean's baby momma doesn't learn from experience either since she has six children but the same deadbeat dad who never bothered to marry her.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Do you want to know how Queenie got those scars?

I, um, kinda don't. I'm scared. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn looked like he was going to have a heart attack in 3.....2.....1

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease. Could NOT happen to a nicer guy. 

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

You'd think someone who's been to prison would know not to roll up to someone's house unannounced and just knock on the door. Especially when the person inside is unstable, a life long felon, and has issues with alcohol and violence.

Though of course, as someone who's been to prison, she's probably not known for making good choices. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That girl looks tiny. And YOUNG.

[LEILANI2]

Very pretty hair for someone who just got out of prison after six years.

[Floatingbison]

She's tiny!

[LEILANI2]

I don't know if I believe she just got out. This must be a reenactment.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just WAIT till she finds out you have six kids and no job! She won't be able to see for the stars in her eyes! 

[LEILANI2]

Couldn't you have just taken her to a Starbucks drive thru.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how Sarah will feel about being step-mother to six kids.

[shantown]

This is SO AWKARD. I have secondhand embarrassment through the TV.

[Keywestclubkid]

Why does this seem fake? Like seriously staged 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Wow she thinks Shawn is mature. You sweet summer child.

[Floatingbison]

I wish Sarah would meet someone other than Shawn.

[Gobi]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Couldn't you have just taken her to a Starbucks drive thru.

No alcohol there.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Couldn't you have just taken her to a Starbucks drive thru.

Starbucks plus vodka

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder how Sarah will feel about being step-mother to six kids.

Kelly won't let her within 50 feet of those kids. 

[Floatingbison]

Hey both hands on the wheel, mister.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Involuntary manslaughter? Wow.

[LEILANI2]

Is that the phone he took back from Destinee.

[Gobi]

Watch the hand, Shawn!

OMG! She has a secret!

Edited September 4, 2021 by Gobi

[Keywestclubkid]

This women is to sane for this show. Somethings up 

[Floatingbison]

That's a bogus manslaughter.   People who use heroin know what they're getting into.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A secret?????? What????? What a twist!

[shantown]

He's gonna drop her off and never see her again.

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE HAS A SECRET! WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS??

[WaltersHair]

No red flags, Shawn. BOOM

[Floatingbison]

Run sarah, run.  

[candall]

That smoothie stirred a dormant LAL brain cell.  Who was in his hotel room, cooking steak on a hot plate, as an offering to his tru-luv upon her release from prison?

[WaltersHair]

Dang it, shortest show on TV

[Elizzikra]

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Couldn't you have just taken her to a Starbucks drive thru.

No booze in the frappucchinos.

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Wonder how Sarah will feel about being step-mother to six kids.

Well if he only sees them once a month, that shouldn't be too much of a burden.

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

That smoothie stirred a dormant LAL brain cell.  Who was in his hotel room, cooking steak on a hot plate, as an offering to his tru-luv upon her release from prison?

Electric blue suit purchased steak and took it to the airport.

ETA. No, that was dude with the giant lip

Edited September 4, 2021 by WaltersHair

[LEILANI2]

I'm gonna go with she's in  love with the handsome gentleman Tia.

[candall]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That girl looks tiny. And YOUNG.

But apparently smarter than the average LAL bear!

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder how Sarah will feel about being step-mother to six kids.

She'll never even know they exist.  But I thought it was FIVE 5 kids.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thanks to you all for the laughter snark. It’s the best medicine! Be well, stay safe and live your best life. Have a great weekend.

[hookedontv]

Oh I forgot about Jessica and Maurice. Man, she’s a weird one.

Ma’Liq

That’s a really unfortunate name and spelling. I’m sorry little one. 

Edited September 4, 2021 by hookedontv

[LEILANI2]

Jessical looks like a 46 year old with the auburn hair.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

15 hours ago, WaltersHair said:

Electric blue suit purchased steak and took it to the airport.

ETA. No, that was dude with the giant lip

Flappie brought cold steak he bought at a restaurant. The limo driver ended up eating it.  I cannot remember who cooked something on a hotplate in a hotel.  Was it Shawn making tacos for Destinie? 

 

[WaltersHair]

I missed Maurice. I still have hope.

[Pepper Mostly]

I don't like Jessica's hair. That's all I have.