Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Stan was found in a shallow grave on an abandoned farm.

[WaltersHair]

Oh, good. Dougie has a chance. And that's about the most positive thing in the finale.

[goofygirl]

Another fun time snarky people!!!  Have a great weekend! Stay safe!

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Doug looks spectacularly stupid on the back of that motorcycle, with his stupid hair flying behind him.

How long till Doug's back inside? Should we have a pool?

Doug, riding in the bitch seat.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Well at least Dougie got a happy ending. Not going back to his biological family is his best possible ending.

[Gobi]

So long for now. May you all find that special pickle in your life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Oh, good. Dougie has a chance. And that's about the most positive thing in the finale.

As long as Doug is in prison, Rachel won’t have to deal with him even though she’s got Dougie Jr. However, the minute he gets out? Not good.

[Pepper Mostly]

Great snark, as always peeps! See you all soon for the next incarnation--meantime, stay safe, wear your masks! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Your superior snark made me roar! Have a great weekend and let’s hope the humidity eventually goes down because this week has sucked weather wise. Stay strong, be well and live your best life. See many of you on Sunday.

[WaltersHair]

Next week all new! Woo Hoo!

 

[candall]

I have to rewind and read all the epilogue placards.  I was too stunned by Doug's new mug shot to focus on anyone else.  No better ending for Dougie, Jr. than Rachel, though, so we scraped by on that one.

 

Next week:  Chane's tired of jumping Lacey.  Be there for it.  : )

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ready for Life After Lockup tonight!

[candall]

I'm watching last week's episode.

Did they add new footage??  I missed so much!

 

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--Britney's sister:  "Ray, you do a lot of talking about your plans but my sister's working two jobs to support you and you're just sitting around on your ass.  Why don't you go home while you figure it out?" 

Ray (to us):  "I feel like Britney's sister was trying to throw me a little shade."

 

Heh.

 

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I'm looking forward to the new season now that I see Dee Snyder & Muskrat Stan will be there.  (He's still alive!)   That takes some of the sting out of all the Marcellino/Britzzz filler content we'll have to endure.

 

I think I'm going to need a stiff drink to listen to Lacey whine that Chane's not servicing her sufficiently.  Yes, I said stiff.

[candall]

Me again.  

I feel that "Jeff has an 18-year old child" is 100% manufactured drama.  At least Tony was sleeping with pros down at the No-Tell.

 

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[OoogleEyes]

I'm gonna pop some tags, I got $50,000 in my pocket....

I'm always gonna be watchin'....

LIFE AFTER LOCKUP!

Edited August 28, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s been a looooong week, so I’m jonesing for some good snark like Doug was apparently jonesing to get arrested and go to prison again. At least he beat his old record of 40 days outside, I think?

Edited August 28, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[shantown]

Missed last week, but I'm back! Friday nights always come up so fast. Last week's episode was A LOT. Looking forward to jumping back into the fray tonight.

So tonight starts a "new season" - huh? We keep following some of the couples but others get dropped for newcomers? I don't know why I'm looking for logic in this show, none of what's happening is logical!

[Gobi]

Before the snarking begins, might I suggest a moment of silence for Nicolle Jr., who left us all too soon?

She's at a better place now, in the great dishwasher in the sky.

Edited August 28, 2021 by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

Rachel now hates bologna!

When Mom said let's go out to have a smoke, I wasn't imagining tobacco would be the thing to calm her down 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Before the snarking begins, might I suggest a moment of silence for Nicolle Jr., who left us all too soon?I

She's at a better place now, in the great dishwasher in the sky.

She’s hanging out with Ragnar and Odin in Valhalla. She will always be known as a brave shield maiden. <insert your own joke here>

[OoogleEyes]

I think that Rachel would be good with a Ben Affleck type of accountant 

[LEILANI2]

I will be taking breaks on the Marcelino/Brittney segments. Come on Sharps... do better.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m already laughing.

[OoogleEyes]

Whoot! Let's go!

[Pepper Mostly]

Helloooooo, dear snarkers! Has everyone had a good week? I am positively limp from the merciless heat and hoping for some cool weather soon! 

[kacesq]

Good evening all! Which family member will Brittany be exploiting for her paycheck this season?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does everyone have his/her wig on?

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does everyone have his/her wig on?

I would but my prison boo hasn’t bought me a good one. He’s no Stan...

[Floatingbison]

It's time for a BREAKOUT!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan’s “part” keeps getting further and further down his scalp.

[Gobi]

🎵She's my milk shaking mama🎶🎶 (Any Dan Hicks fans here?)

[Pepper Mostly]

Lisa still lolling in bed--those late nights in the love dungeon take their toll. 

[Ladystardust]

Hey y’all. Got a giant bowl of ice cream and ready for some snark tonight. Trying not to melt here in Texas. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan could have gotten a better tattoo in the can prison.

[candall]

Stan and Lisa at the tattoo parlor.

GREAT beginning!!

[OoogleEyes]

Ew....a tatoo on that wrinkly butt

[Floatingbison]

Stan needs to keep his "hair" away from open flames.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

🎵She's my milk shaking mama🎶🎶 (Any Dan Hicks fans here?)

Don't forget the Hot Licks!

[WaltersHair]

Shake that money maker, Stan!

 

[Nuccganggang]

DID MY GRANDPA GET A TATTOO ON HIS ASS ON NATIONAL TV?! FUCK

 

hey y’all 

[Floatingbison]

Wow, a whole $50!!  That should last about . . . ummm, seven minutes.

[Nuccganggang]

poor baby chane, having to sit on that porn set bed 🤢

[kacesq]

Lisa’s hair is atrocious. She paid someone for that...or Stan did.

[shantown]

Oh, no they did not put a baby on this show

[Pepper Mostly]

Stan's about to hand Lisa his credit card. Hoo boy. 

She sounds like she's mugging him. Where's the sweet talk?

[Nuccganggang]

lacey looks extra disgusting and i am HERE FOR IT!

[kacesq]

Laceys eyes get smaller and smaller the more Botox and filler she injects.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What, Lacey? I thought you were madly in love with Chane.

[Floatingbison]

Was the tattoo on Stan's ass?  I had to avert my eyes.  

[Nuccganggang]

lacey, you don’t have a brain, stop lyin ho