Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rachel, look in the mirror and you will see who is to blame. Just saying.

[Keywestclubkid]

Really cause it just happened to you. Girl stop looking for people in jail 

[DanaMB]

41 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Dash, Stan isn’t listening to a single word you are saying. He’s thinking about his straitjacket.

And his prostate. 

[candall]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Rachel: “I seen….”

MY EARS!!! 

I know!  I awarded her a rare LAL vocabulary trophy last week.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes Rachel, you failed again. Stop chasing inmates. Find a guy who''s not a criminal. Its not that hard. Or find a sperm donor and have a baby. Clearly trawling for men on prison websites is not a solution that works for you. 

[Floatingbison]

I just saw the red velvet tux.   

It's times like this that make it all worthwhile.

[WaltersHair]

Are Rachel and Doug married? She might have a good case for custody if she really wanted to fight it, but that cabinet door says no.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HE PUNCHED THE CABINET DOOR AND NOT HER FACE. 

 

Even though I never was never in a physically abusive relationship, this is still giving me agita 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I just saw the red velvet tux.   

It's times like this that make it all worthwhile.

 Made out of flags.

Edited August 21, 2021 by Gobi

[LEILANI2]

How does Sharps bore us with 250 episodes of 90DAY HEA and only gives us a dozen of this show. I need more.

[Pepper Mostly]

Until Doug is inevitably locked up again, he's going to make her life a misery. You know he'll never stop calling her, going to her house, stalking her. Its going to be awful. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Clue #4—Place a sour patch kid in your vagina.

[Keywestclubkid]

how big is this house ? lol 

[LEILANI2]

It' the pickle lady and her sexually conflicted ex con.

[hookedontv]

Pickle lady’s dress looks like a swim dress 

[goofygirl]

And he brought two big old jars of pickles!!! I'm impressed!!

[Pepper Mostly]

ITS THE PICKLES! HE REMEMBERED! MY GOD HE'S PERFECT.

[LEILANI2]

How does Sharps manage to find the one dozen women left on the planet still getting perms.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A lot more picnics with pickles. True love.

[Keywestclubkid]

me nagging you is showing you I care ... this show and its RED FlAGS 

[Gobi]

"Will a dill do?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

ITS THE PICKLES! HE REMEMBERED! MY GOD HE'S PERFECT.

It’s a big dill!

[WaltersHair]

DEAR GOD I am glad he put that ring on a real pickle and not Mr. Pickle.

[LEILANI2]

Please don't let them foster children.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Clue #4—Place a sour patch kid in your vagina.

Made me snort-laugh.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

ITS THE PICKLES! HE REMEMBERED! MY GOD HE'S PERFECT.

Hey, NOTHING can compare to a crispy kosher dill.

I was really sad at the lack of Clausens recently 

Edited August 21, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

How does she think her ex-con husband is going to be approved as a foster parent?

[Keywestclubkid]

Arnt you both felons? DO they let Felons adopt?? 

[LEILANI2]

Am I getting soft or are they kind of a sweet pickle couple.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Arnt you both felons? DO they let Felons adopt?? 

My god, you're right. This chica is living in some deranged fever dream. 

[goofygirl]

Oh man,  Nicolle's gonna break Doante's heart in a million pieces!

[LEILANI2]

Nicole's voice is fucking annoying.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Will you marry me is on his arm with a terrible rendering of her face.  

[Keywestclubkid]

At least Lie quickly 

[Gobi]

" I'm willing to let you think about me when you're with Nicole Jr. "

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, Nicole's declaration of love for Daonte is so heartfelt, I think I might cry. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte goes home to the waiting arms torso of Nicolle Jr.

[Keywestclubkid]

I wanna fuck everyone but you I just want you to pay for everything and bang them God! LOL 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Hey, NOTHING can compare to a crispy kosher dill.

Those spicy bread n butter pickles are nothing to sneeze at! They're awesome!

[LEILANI2]

It's okay Daonte, you've got NICOLE JR.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Am I getting soft or are they kind of a sweet pickle couple.

They relish their relationship 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just walk away, Daonte! (Sing to the tune of "Walk Away, Renee". You know you want to).

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte’s mother says I Told You So in 3....2.....1

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Hey, NOTHING can compare to a crispy kosher dill.

Those spicy bread n butter pickles are nothing to sneeze at! They're awesome!

[Tuneful]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Until Doug is inevitably locked up again, he's going to make her life a misery. You know he'll never stop calling her, going to her house, stalking her. Its going to be awful. 

You are right ,and I speak from experience, having briefly dated, years ago, a guy who turned out to be a repeated ex-offender, "con" being the operative word, in his case. He was lazy and unemployable, and I had a job, good benefits, and a decent place.

It took a long time to get him to finally leave me alone.  

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

They relish their relationship 

They're on a roll, he can cut the mustard.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Don't worry about not loving Daonte "deep enough".  Nicolle Jr's stretched holes are deep enough for him. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh sweet tapdancing Jesus, I cannot WAIT to get acquainted with Lisa's guy. He looks like a real winner. 

[Maybeitsme]

Nicolle can barely contain her laughter 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

They're on a roll, he can cut the mustard.

That’s the wurst joke!