Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Stan's bike shorts are especially unsexy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stan: We were on a break.

[candall]

Woof.  Imagine putting Nicolle in charge of your end of life decisions?

"Uh, where did you say you put your car title, sweetheart?"

[Floatingbison]

Co-castinate?

[Keywestclubkid]

yea you can't procrastinate! tell em Stan 

[Pepper Mostly]

Procasinate. Stan really is the lexicographer of the century.

[Gobi]

"You have to strike while the prostate is hot."

[goofygirl]

Stan, honey; it's procrastinate NOT proCASTINATE....  But hey, good on Stan for trying a big old word with Lisa!

[Lambie]

Yay! I finally made it to live chat!

Lisa has some MAJOR bald spots from those awful extensions! She matches Stan now!

[kacesq]

This hour is worth it just for Stan’s hair. The editors hate him.

[Maybeitsme]

Pro Cast in ate. Calm down Stan, your dentures are slipping 

[OoogleEyes]

"Anytime I can finish my sentences"

YIKES 

[Pepper Mostly]

Lisa: If you can't help me grow and grow my bank account, I mean grow with me....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa calls her brother and tells him to fuck Stan up. And to grab all the old baseball collectibles while he’s at it.

[candall]

Lisa:  "Loyalty's a big thing to me."

 

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[Pepper Mostly]

Stan's getting ready for his next rondy-moo. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The sight of Stan dangling stupidly on the rock wall is so hysterically funny. Imagine all the staff and other patrons enjoying this bit of cabaret. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are we watching different episodes? I haven't seen Stan in this one. 

[Floatingbison]

She has $3500.   Next stop, the St. Louis Four Seasons:

 

[Keywestclubkid]

I got $3,500 out of him ....girl that isn't as much as you think it is but you be proud of that you fools gold diggin crow LOL  

[JenE4]

“Something must have happened that I thought we were broken up that I can’t remember.” Come on, Stan! We know you’re old, but you don’t have Alzheimer’s. What did he say? You can’t procamstinate? Ok, Stan, maybe you couldn’t remember whether or not you were broken up and for whatever reason. Stan’s going to forget it’s Lisa and hit up Jasmine Portilla.

[Ladystardust]

Coming in late but have my laptop this time since it took me 5 minutes to type a sentence on my ipad...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Are we watching different episodes? I haven't seen Stan in this one. 

I'm watching Stan and Lisa, bickering on the rock wall. What are you watching? This is curious. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That Everlywell(?) product seems like Theranos rebranding.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I got $3,500 out of him ....girl that isn't as much as you think it is but you be proud of that you fools gold diggin crow LOL  

True, but she got a lot more out of him than Amber and Puppy got out of Vince. They're still waiting for that sweet $250. 

[OoogleEyes]

Right now, I'm watching Baby and the MIL from hell

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Are we watching different episodes? I haven't seen Stan in this one. 

Check your tv to see if you are live.  

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Are we watching different episodes? I haven't seen Stan in this one. 

You could be watching the west coast feed, it's two hours behind.

[Maybeitsme]

Yes that conversation on the rock was riveting, neither one of them made any sense 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Right now, I'm watching Baby and the MIL from hell

You’re on TLC. We’re watching WETV.

[goofygirl]

Kristianna, PLEASE for the love of Jeebus; PLEASE fix those eyebrows!!

[Floatingbison]

Kristina is big a little bit.  I don't think Bonnie could have escaped from the police for so long if she was as big as Kristina.

Edited November 13, 2021 by Floatingbison

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Jesus, the eyebrows in her talking head. Does she draw them on in the dark, with crayon?

[OoogleEyes]

I'm watching S3E56  (WTF E56?)

 

Edited November 13, 2021 by OoogleEyes
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[Ladystardust]

I love this couple...so much to make fun of, but they don't make me as sad as most of the others.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stan is going to burst a prostate if he hangs much longer.

That prostate can take a pounding. 

[Gobi]

Now it's lung cancer. Tonight's theme: What's my illness?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Jesus, the eyebrows in her talking head. Does she draw them on in the dark, with crayon?

Yup 

[kacesq]

Her mom is4 years older than me, wow.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Jesus, the eyebrows in her talking head. Does she draw them on in the dark, with crayon?

Sharpie, count on it. 

[Keywestclubkid]

her mom is only 58? Jesus fucking christ 

[Lambie]

That's rough. Kristianna seems like she's really trying to hold her new life together.

58?! I would have thought late 60s.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Krusty’s mother looked great at the wedding. 

Sad about the cancer. Ten years ago today, I was in MassGeneral, hoping my bone marrow transplant would work and that my leukemia would be reversed. Spoiler alert: I’m still here.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You’re on TLC. We’re watching WETV.

No, I *am* watching on WE! Mystery Theater time. I hope that no one gets it in the library with a candlestick 

[goofygirl]

Lort.  The brain trust is at it again.  Puppy's done and gone back to the crate with Amber.

[candall]

Is it stressful?  Is it hard?  Yes, it is.  My hand shakes when I apply my eyebrows.

 

Well, shit.  Now I feel bad.  When did Mom go to this facility?  She was just all get down and boogie at the wedding!

You have to cry for a mother on chemo story, no matter how messed up those eyebrows get.

 

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[Ladystardust]

Amber is rivaling Chane with the worst mugshot picture.

[Keywestclubkid]

Good Girl puppy ... Good Girl 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Krusty’s mother looked great at the wedding. 

Sad about the cancer. Ten years ago today, I was in MassGeneral, hoping my bone marrow transplant would work and that my leukemia would be reversed. Spoiler alert: I’m still here.

And we are profoundly grateful! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy needs to find a rescue. Her boyfriend is one scary bastard.

[JenE4]

What the hell ia Puppy licking—a cracksicle?