Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

“I didn’t tell you about my kids and ex fiancée. White lie!”

shawn....priceless lol.

[Keywestclubkid]

its not that big of a deal I lied to you....LOL

[Empress1]

SHAWN IS TRASH OH MY GOD. There's something fucking infuriating about him referring to him hiding his SIX KIDS as "a white lie." He really doesn't give a fuck about those kids.

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn is such a fucking weasel. 

[Gobi]

Shawn and Sara are no Bonnie and Clyde, that's for sure.

[LEILANI2]

How long has Sarah been in prison that she didn't go on JUST VERIFIED to check him out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah walks out and Shawn dials up the next victim in his queue.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn’s flabby chest is appealing. Amirite?

I can't get past that moustache.  

[Keywestclubkid]

you should believe me LOL ROFL

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn is good at sex. Beavers are good at many things.

He built a damn around the bed to make her feel safe. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn is good at sex. Beavers are good at many things.

But they're better in Turkey 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

can't get past that moustache.  

A wannabe moustache 

[LEILANI2]

I learned so much about prison the other day from 90 Day Bares All, like once a month you can order KFC or CHipotle, maybe even starbucks if you wanted.

Guess they can all get calls all day long to catfish and scam people for money too.

[Floatingbison]

Great snarking!  I have to say, I  feel the snarking is top notch on Friday.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

So do we meet Shawn's backup next week?  We all know there is one.

[LEILANI2]

Look more roses for Stan and Lisa's scene. That's roses in a scene for all the couples.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

A wannabe moustache 

There are 12 year olds with better mustaches. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The hour flies by. If only that were the case for 90D Slog. Have a great weekend, y’all. Stay safe, be strong and live your best life. See some of you on Sunday.

[Floatingbison]

What a week!  I wrote over fifty pages of legal briefs, probably the most I've done in a week.  I'm tired but still feel alert!  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

So do we meet Shawn's backup next week?  We all know there is one.

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Thanks for all the fun, bunkies! Hope to see most of you on Sunday for 90 Day. Meanwhile, stay safe and make sure your ankle monitors are charged! 

[Gobi]

Stan is caught between a rock and a hard case.

Gotta go, my parole officer is calling.

This forum is the best snark that cigarettes can buy.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I've enjoyed snarking with you all!  Enjoy the weekend!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

All right, bunkies.  The snark has been top rate.  See you all next week.  Until then, remember 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E22: Life After Lockup: I'm Not in Love

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Lacey's revelation stuns Shane; Sara storms out on Shawn; Stan is dumbfounded by Lisa's bold move.

Original air date 2021.11.12

With a shout out to @Auntie Anxiety who predicts the following:
 

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Lacey’s revelation: She’s not really a member of MENSA after all.

Sara storms out on Shawn: Shawn decides to contact the inmate behind jail cell bars Door #3.

Lisa’s bold move: Removing that horrible weave.

PPAL:

 

[candall]

Thursday night LAL preview:

 

Lacey utilizes VERY careful wording while detailing her various complaints about Chane to the marriage counselor played by the Love After Lockup production assistant.

 

Chane:  It was just FansOnly!!

Fake PA Marriage Counselor:  Control your violent outbursts, Chane.

 

And later. . . .

Chane:  Well, I passed the lie detector test.

Lacey:  PASSED?!?!?

[OoogleEyes]

Happy Hot Mess Fridays, Bunkies!

[Gobi]

Tonight, Daonte agrees to a polyenmity relationship with Nicolle and Tia. He gets to give them money and in return they hate him.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

Tonight, Daonte agrees to a polyenmity relationship with Nicolle and Tia. He gets to give them money and in return they hate him.

Some lids fit a number of pots

[Pepper Mostly]

24 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Tonight, Daonte agrees to a polyenmity relationship with Nicolle and Tia. He gets to give them money and in return they hate him.

Show hasn't even started yet, and? DEAD

Hi cellies! How's everyone's week going? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hairsprayed my combover into oblivion and my eyebrows are perfectly drawn on, so I am ready, kids. Let’s snark the night away.

[Gobi]

Lisa is going to hang in there with Stan by reminding herself that "You can't spell probation without probate." Granted, she's not a very good speller, but you get the idea.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping against hope that Sharp goes light on the bare chests tonight. 

[candall]

Gobi, you just write my posts tonight.  I'm grouchy and you've come in dialed up to Funny x 10.

 

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[OoogleEyes]

Ugh. Get this woman off of my tv

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m hoping against hope that Sharp goes light on the bare chests tonight. 

Oh, Auntie. You know that is a vain hope. Even if we don't get Shirtless Shawn, we're sure to get Stan in his speedo or Chane or Chon half naked. Just be prepared to avert your eyes. 

[Floatingbison]

Hi cellies!  You will never be my backup plan!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seeing Stan hanging on the rock wall with his disheveled hairdo and his red face makes my day.

[kacesq]

Oh tonite we’ll see the return of Bonnie & Clyde! What shape will the eyebrows be in tonite?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Sarah know how old Shawn is? I’m just wondering if there’s yet another shoe to drop.

[kacesq]

I’m thinking this chick is really enjoying her camera time.

[Keywestclubkid]

How did you think it was gonna go? obvi he doesn't think LOL

[Gobi]

" I'm sorry what happened. If it helps, I don't know my kid's names or what they look like. Or their ages, for that matter. "

[JenE4]

Wow, my eye was always so drawn to the big Bonnie & Clyde window decal, I never noticed the C1YDE vanity plate.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Shawn has women lined up?  Maybe in the prison yard!

[Floatingbison]

You're the only one, . . .  now.

[OoogleEyes]

Summit is like "fuuuuuuuuck!"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does Sarah know how old Shawn is? I’m just wondering if there’s yet another shoe to drop.

That is the Shawn Lie Trifecta. He lies about his age, the number of children he has, and that he has a history of chasing felons.

[Keywestclubkid]

Don't call your Mom ... lol dude you are way to old 

[kacesq]

Good job blurring the Fed Ex truck,  Sharp! Not recognizable at all!

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Seeing Stan hanging on the rock wall with his disheveled hairdo and his red face makes my day.

His pain and discomfort gives me life!