Floatingbison September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Alfa Romeo: the solution to any midlife crisis! 4 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Elizzikra said: By "Bible" she meant "bank balance." She meant "my other guy's dick". THE ALFA ROMERO. I am dying over here. 7 2 Link to comment
shantown September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Did Stan just refer to god as an Alfa Romeo?? 3 1 Link to comment
Elizzikra September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 (edited) Just now, Maybeitsme said: Alpha Romara? WTH? I'm assuming he meant "alpha and omega?" God strikes me as more of a VW Bus kinda guy... Edited September 25, 2021 by Elizzikra 2 3 Link to comment
candall September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Oh, this is the best. Lisa's "exclusive" insofar as the opposite sex is concerned. HaHaHaHaHa Semantic gymnastics! 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said: Will you wear my pin? In my middle school in the 60’s, it was the ID bracelet. 3 3 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Just now, Elizzikra said: I'm assuming he meant "alpha and omega?" Oh, I literally thought he bought an Alfa. I was thinking, Gee Stan, I hope you have a better mechanic than your toupee salesman. 2 2 Link to comment
goofygirl September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 "God is God... He's the Alpha Romero" said Stan, the not real bright bulb on the Christmas tree!! But Samuel sure is cute! 6 Link to comment
shantown September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 1 minute ago, candall said: Oh, this is the best. Lisa's "exclusive" insofar as the opposite sex is concerned. HaHaHaHaHa Semantic gymnastics! I mean, I give her points for being crafty enough with her words to avoid implicating herself! 1 4 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Stan and David of the pleather duster should get their own Odd Couple style sitcom. 1 2 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Stan is KILLING me with his malapropisms. "Rondy-moo" "amstidextrous" "Alfa Romero"!! 4 6 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot September 25, 2021 Author Share September 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, shantown said: Did Stan just refer to god as an Alfa Romeo?? I'm sure Shawn will tell us "that's understoodable". 11 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Floatingbison said: Oh, I literally thought he bought an Alfa. I was thinking, Gee Stan, I hope you have a better mechanic than your toupee salesman. Nah, Stan's definitely a Buick man. (My dad used to call Buicks "geezermobiles") 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Stan is KILLING me with his malapropisms. "Rondy-moo" "amstidextrous" "Alfa Romero"!! He reminds me of Norm Crosby. 1 2 Link to comment
candall September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Okay, newbie, here's the bottom line on feeding the birds. Get a 40 pound bag of black oil sunflower seeds. Everything loves sunflower seed. Don't worry about songbird food, finch food, suet, peanuts, whatever. Buy a big dark green plastic trash can with a good tight lid to keep your 40 pound bag of sunflower seed. Keep a pitcher in there to fill up the feeders. You're set. And we're back. 7 Link to comment
goofygirl September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Old Stan... The Wordsmith of our time..... My other favorite saying tonight was dingleberry Shawn saying, "See me in PERSON or we're over!" Really, Shawn?? 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 "I need to get some paperwork started". She's going to rush to her office and google these two. 2 2 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Holy shit, they're still pushing the Kiss Heard Round the World story line??!!! 3 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot September 25, 2021 Author Share September 25, 2021 Bad sign - splitting the payment across 3 cards. 3 7 Link to comment
Floatingbison September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Did she say, "I just want the best sperm bank"? I need my hearing checked. 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Krusty’s sister is going to make trouble. It says so on Page 34 of the script. 9 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said: Alfa Romeo: the solution to any midlife crisis! So says James Bond 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Wait, I thought the sister had open charges and Kristianna couldn't be around her? I'm getting whiplash. 5 Link to comment
Elizzikra September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Nah, Stan's definitely a Buick man. (My dad used to call Buicks "geezermobiles") Doesn't he tool around in a Mustang? Oh John and your collection of credit cards... Poor Wedding-Venue-Lynn having to ring up all those individual deposits... 5 Link to comment
Gobi September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 " ...And put $3.68 on this card and $1.79 on this card, and $.85 on this card... " 1 15 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Floatingbison said: Holy shit, they're still pushing the Kiss Heard Round the World story line??!!! Well, it adds a little something extra to the tried and true "lets have another wedding" storyline, which is thin as tissue paper. 3 Link to comment
kacesq September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 I don’t like Brittany and Marcellino. I just don’t. 1 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Brittney has her textbook wrapped in a brown paper bag. I wonder what she’s reading. And I am surprised that someone on this show is reading. 3 Link to comment
OoogleEyes September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said: Oh, I literally thought he bought an Alfa. I was thinking, Gee Stan, I hope you have a better mechanic than your toupee salesman. Dammit. I still want that Mustang 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Thanks for the tip, @candall! OH FOR FUCKS SAKE BRITTANY ROBERT DOES NOT STILL HAVE THE MONEY. 4 2 Link to comment
shantown September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 I was going to say they should have one well-adjusted couple on the show, just for comparison's sake. Then I realized that I think Brittany and Marcellino are supposed to be the well-adjusted couple. Yikes. 7 2 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 We’re counting on you putting the pipe down! ROFL 4 Link to comment
candall September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Man, I remember Marcelino when he was a semi-degenerate gambler, preparing to look for a six figure position as a Tech CEO or some such nonsense. Brit was fresh out of jail and falling apart at the seams. They're so mature now! Our little post-lockup chickies have grown up. 1 5 Link to comment
Maybeitsme September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Yes Brittany great idea, send Marcelino to beat the heck out of Robert. Hey it worked with the ex. Make sure he rides his motorcycle for full effect 2 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Thanks for the tip, @candall! On the flip side of the coin, @Pepper Mostly, you will be attracting small rodents, bears fattening up for hibernation, and wild turkeys. Just so you can make an educated decision. 3 1 Link to comment
kacesq September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Puppy continuing the bad eyebrow theme of the evening and upping the ante with 1970 baby doll plastic lashes. 5 5 Link to comment
OoogleEyes September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, candall said: Okay, newbie, here's the bottom line on feeding the birds. Get a 40 pound bag of black oil sunflower seeds. Everything loves sunflower seed. Don't worry about songbird food, finch food, suet, peanuts, whatever. Buy a big dark green plastic trash can with a good tight lid to keep your 40 pound bag of sunflower seed. Keep a pitcher in there to fill up the feeders. You're set. And we're back. Ok, soul mate 1 3 Link to comment
Gobi September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Puppy has known her for dog years! LOL! 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Puppy looks wasted. And needs to be put in her crate. 7 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot September 25, 2021 Author Share September 25, 2021 Come on, Amber, throw Puppy a bone! 10 Link to comment
candall September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Puppy, Puppy, Puppy! Step away from the eyelash glue. 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: On the flip side of the coin, @Pepper Mostly, you will be attracting small rodents, bears fattening up for hibernation, and wild turkeys. Just so you can make an educated decision. Plenty of small rodents and wild turkeys around here anyway. Hasn't been a bear sighting in Salem yet that I know of! 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Puppy stays with her abusive boyfriend because drugs! 7 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot September 25, 2021 Author Share September 25, 2021 Puppy unironically says he keeps her on a leash. 😬 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Puppy criticizing Amber abusive boyfriend? Umm, hello? 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly September 25, 2021 Share September 25, 2021 Oh shit, my internet just did a thing. It'll take a minute to reload. How will I ever catch up with this snappy, fast moving dialog? 2 Link to comment
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