S16.E08: Week 8

[peachmangosteen]

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An anxious Tayshia finds herself having romantic feelings for multiple men. JoJo arrives to help Tayshia navigate her unsettling emotions.

Airs December 1st.

[thehepburn]

No live threading for me. Watching basketball instead.  I'll look forward to reading the reactions aftrewards. Have fun!

[saber5055]

JoJo will help Tayshia pick her fav bach after they go through the dirty laundry and smell the pants/underwear.

Basketball! What's up with that, @thehepburn. You need to straighten out your priorities!

[JenE4]

Happy birthday, @saber5055!

2 huge jugs of juice, 2 massive plates of bacon, 2 orders of orange wedges, and a dozen cinnamon rolls and croissants for two skinny-ass girls who won’t eat any of this. 

[Crashcourse]

Heh, these guys have no idea who Jo Jo is. 

Just now, JenE4 said:

Happy birthday, @saber5055!

2 huge jugs of juice, 2 massive plates of bacon, 2 orders of orange wedges, and a dozen cinnamon rolls and croissants for two skinny-ass girls who won’t eat any of this. 

You had me at cinnamon rolls. 😋

[rebel2u]

I wouldn't have recognized JoJo if they hadn't said it was her.  Has she had a lot of filler in her cheeks?  She just looks different.

[saber5055]

Thanks @JenE4, that's so kind of you to remember. I read your food list and thought what a great spread to bring to my birthday party, then calling us "skinny-ass girls" on top of it really rocked. Then I realized you meant Tayshia and Jojo. Oh well. I appreciated the thought. Ha ha!

My birthday celebration consists of watching this show and posting here, so it better be a good episode. So far, not so much. Jojo was the best they could come up with to take CH's place? Gah.

[tennisgurl]

I dont blame the guys for not recognizing JoJo, I sure didn't. 

Guys, your both pretty. 

[saber5055]

Oh, I am all about the photographer in the shorty shorts. I'd have a blast hanging out with him. "Playing dress up" though? Not so much.

Edited December 2, 2020 by saber5055

[JenE4]

 

Just now, saber5055 said:

Oh, I am all about the photographer in the shorty shorts. I'd have a blast hanging out with him. "Playing dress up" thought? Not so much.

And don’t leave out his jaunty scarf. THIS GUY should have taken over for Harrison.

[LakeGal]

I liked the pink dress at the end.

[saber5055]

6 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

THIS GUY should have taken over for Harrison.

YEEEESSSS !!! That would be so much fun. Jojo? Gah. Not.

I don't get Tayshia's being freaked for putting on fake dresses for fake wedding pictures on a fake date. Like she's afraid the dress would make her married for real? Geesh. (Fake) DRAH-mah.

Edited December 2, 2020 by saber5055

[JenE4]

WHAT?! The sound guy should have done some testing before they set up this waterfall-side date.

[DEL901]

Zac seems to have one thing wrong with him... he isn’t Brendan... when B told Tasha he was divorced , it was the most interesting thing in common ever.   

[FlyingEgret]

Will Harrison have to quarantine for 2 weeks after he takes his son to college?  If so, JoJo may be around longer than she expected...

[Ripley68]

They had to have been dying in the first 2 outfits!  All I hear is how hot it is there, Jo Jo was sweating major just on her walk from her room to Tayshias.  Poor Zac is gushing at their lunch date.  I can't decide if I like that they both got kind of freaked out by the dress up, or if it bothers me.  Like because they are thinking of the past, but also thinking this could be the future. Don't like because, c'mon...its a pretend photo shoot.  I'd like to see some of the actual photos that were taken.

Spoiler

Flying egret...according to Reality Steve, he did have to quarantine 2 weeks

 

Edited December 2, 2020 by Ripley68

[JenE4]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

Will Harrison have to quarantine for 2 weeks after he takes his son to college?  If so, JoJo may be around longer than she expected...

Spoiler

Yes, apparently they didn’t let him back on set for quite some time, and he was angry about it. 

 

[tennisgurl]

Awwwww the guys love EZ just like I do.

[saber5055]

After Bennett's name was called for the group date, I said "Noah" out loud for the last name. Do I get a rose for being all knowing how this show works?

Zac's reveal was interesting. Too bad Tayshia can't do that too.

[JenE4]

Brain tumor?! Ok. Didn’t see that one coming. Then he got married and addicted to pain-killers. THEN a DUI and arrested?!? Stealing checks from his dad?! Oh, jeez. Every sentence of this story is just getting worse. 4.5 months in rehab. And he had been in rehab before then, too. I’m sorry, but being “on the board” of the rehab now doesn’t take away all of those red flags! I thought the knock on the door would be the driver coming to get Zac’s suitcase. Instead Tayshia is “pleasantly surprised” by all this?!? Girl, just no! 

[Kiss my mutt]

Happiest of Birthdays to @saber5055! 
Time to party Bachelorette style!

 

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Happiest of Birthdays to @saber5055! 
Time to party Bachelorette style!

Hey, THANKS! *waves to @Kiss my mutt* The more skinny-ass girls at the party, the better.

6 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

all of those red flags! I thought the knock on the door would be the driver coming to get Zac’s suitcase. Instead Tayshia is “pleasantly surprised” by all this?!? Girl, just no! 

It's either he got it all out of his system or he's going to crash and burn at the first relationship problem you have with him. Take your pick! (Or not.)

[JenE4]

Tayshia “went to bed on a high” after hearing about Zac’s drug addiction. Too soon, Tayshia! Too soon!

[Kiss my mutt]

Tayshia probably felt like she’d seem insensitive and judgy if she didn’t give Zack a rose but she did handle it well. People have a past and deserve acceptance but it would definitely raise some red flags.  Gosh, that wedding photography session was so cringey and they both looked very uncomfortable. So far, she seems like she hits it off with every guy she has a one on one date with so I don’t know what to think. What, no fireworks or did I miss that part? 
 

[EllenB]

Is it me or weird editing? On the group date, did she go from shoes/sandals to sneakers back to shoes/sandals? And yay for her that the shoes/sandals didn't have ridiculously high heels.

[tennisgurl]

At least these dates are a tiny bit better. 

Happy Bachelorette Birthday @saber5055!!

[saber5055]

Oh geez. I had five years of life drawing AND painting in my quest for my BFA, classes were three hours long, twice a week. By senior year, we were telling the models to put their clothes ON. I've seen more naked people than a porn director.  *yawn*

Edited December 2, 2020 by saber5055

[Kiss my mutt]

Bennett seems oddly threatened by Noah with all his flexing, pouting and digs at him. Just ignore him if you think he’s such a tool. He is too much of a snob for me. 

[EllenB]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

Bennett seems oddly threatened by Noah with all his flexing, pouting and digs at him. Just ignore him if you think he’s such a tool. He is too much of a snob for me. 

Bennett has gone from funny to tool pretty quickly.

[Ripley68]

Bennet's kiss move was not cool. Not because he got a move in over the other guys....but did she know he was going to do it, and who it was before he did it?  I'm starting to really not like Bennett.  If their art was supposed to represent time with T, what did Blake want to represent with his penis?  I kind of liked Noah's and Bennet's clay sculptures.  Tayshia is NOT happy with Bennett.

[saber5055]

7 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

What, no fireworks or did I miss that part?

Well, there was the ferris wheel all lit up with neon lights. They get on tthe ferris wheel and it slowly rotates to the top and stops. Me: "Vomit." Literally.

Thanks @tennisgurl. Bring your skinny ass on into the party room!

[rebel2u]

Bennett has gone from witty to asshat in one group date.

[saber5055]

Why am I staring at Tayshia's boobs in that pink top. (Don't answer that.)

That "art instructor" has a very plastic face. Ouch.

[EllenB]

Ivan, will you accept all my roses, please?

[Kiss my mutt]

I wonder if the guys will start to align more with Noah and start in on Bennett. He can’t even say anything without harshing on Noah. 
Oh, Ian, you making me cry, man. Especially after Bennett’s, “my life was hard” and Noah is a dick spiel. 

Edited December 2, 2020 by Kiss my mutt

[Crashcourse]

I kinda like Riley.

[saber5055]

Ben: Time to go home now. Bye.

[DEL901]

“What you see is only a small part of me”... was that in reference to a particular body part?     Ben did have a great body, though.  

[tennisgurl]

5 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Thanks @tennisgurl. Bring your skinny ass on into the party room!

Lets dance yall! And have a cheers! 

[EllenB]

White the hell was that?

[DEL901]

Poor Ben.  His big gesture didn’t get him alone time.  Oh well.  

[Kiss my mutt]

No, no , no, Ben, you didnt! He couldn’t think of anything to say so it’s “look at this!” I would be horrified. 

[Crashcourse]

Tayshia's got great boobs and she obviously likes to let 'em hang but I wish she'd put on a bra sometimes.

[TiredMe]

Lotta wang this season.....that’s all I got

[alexa]

I think they all did a pretty good job.  She has a nice group of guys, minus the drama boys. 

[JenE4]

Apparently this is a family-baggage-themed art exhibit? They’re all trying to out worst-parent each other. Except for Ben who must have okay parents.

[tennisgurl]

Ben tried The Naked Man and I dont know if it worked. 

[phlebas]

I know Ben was inspired by Blake's clay dick, but really, is it ART?

[EllenB]

Well, next time anyone has a work presentation and doesn't know what to say, just get nekkid.

[tennisgurl]

Weird flex bro. 

I have really liked Bennett, but he is being SUCH a dick with this Noah drama. 

Damn, the theme this week is "shit gets real" and also "dongs are hilarious" and I am getting serious whiplash.