Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Won’t be hard to rip out that puny ass ponytail, Kristianna...

Oh come on show....we already had the couple screwing in the forest a few seasons ago!

[WaltersHair]

News at 10: Couple shot by local who mistook them for BigFoot. Grainy footage to follow.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kristianna, you better hope your sister didn't give your man a dose of chlamydia. 

[OoogleEyes]

OMG, more woods sex..

Wait...wood...sex....

I refuse to be 12

[Auntie Anxiety]

How would you like to be hiking in the area and come upon John and Kristianna fornicating? That actually happened to me once when I was hiking with my dog.

[candall]

Okay, I'm going to have trouble bleaching out the image of Mumbles' low-rider crotch down around his knees as he pounces on top of Patch.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We won't have any privacy at home so we'll get busy in front of a camera crew instead. Ooooooookaaaaaaaaayyyyyy . . . . 

[Maybeitsme]

5 minutes ago, candall said:

My EYES!!!

I feel your pain

Did not need see Murghh hunching on Sarah with his ass hanging out of his pants (hate that)

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber’s Mother seems to think she invented hustling.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

I’m here to see Destinee go bat shit crazy over the car

Good luck, because we are getting everything but 

[Pepper Mostly]

The Stupidest Grifters, Amber and Puppy, still trying to get that sweet $200 from Vince. 

[Gobi]

Puppy, is that any way to talk about your father?

[candall]

The Dillinger Gang, together again.

 

This is so distressing to me.  You know Amber's mom is resentful that she's no longer young enough or hot enough to pull off these grifty love scams she's masterminding for the next generation.

[LucyEth]

OMG, poor Cynthia

[Keywestclubkid]

I am going to hell thinking it was a meth lab that blew up 

[WaltersHair]

Was it a meth lab explosion?

[DanaMB]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I am going to hell thinking it was a meth lab that blew up 

That was my first thought, too. 

[Floatingbison]

meth lab sploded?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittanzzzzzz needs to leave the interventions to the professionals.

[LucyEth]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I am going to hell thinking it was a meth lab that blew up 

Crossed my mind too

[candall]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I am going to hell thinking it was a meth lab that blew up 

Are you kidding?  OF COURSE it's a meth lab that blew up.

[WaltersHair]

LOL. We are all in the gutter with this one.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Was it a meth lab explosion?

Absolutely 

[WaltersHair]

Propane my Aunt Fanny.

[Gobi]

Bible Answers for Everything. Hey, Bible, where can I score some crack?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cynthia doesn’t seem all that sober to me at the moment. 

[RealReality]

Brittney desperately trying to push her mother over the edge.  JFC.  

At this point, I truly hope Cynthia is pushed into relapse, ends up in jail so she can get clean and Brittney is dropped off this show.  

[DanaMB]

I’m tired of Britney and her mom. 

[OoogleEyes]

This....Dramatic....Music 

Sorry I am not feeling too empathetic tonight 

[Auntie Anxiety]

WETV certainly has a lot D list stars in its stable.

[Coltee Gal]

Brittany needs to stop exploiting her mom. This is some private shit - for real.

[RealReality]

Shaggy doing this Cheetos commercial is  a come up. 

Just now, Coltee Gal said:

Brittany needs to stop exploiting her mom. This is some private shit - for real.

Agreed, I'm tired of Brittney filler.  Brittney should have money squirreled away for the past three seasons because she should have seen that her final season was coming up soon.  At some point, she was going to run out of people willing to be exploited on TV.

 

At this point, I think even Marcelino is starting to see how fucked up this is.  

[Pepper Mostly]

This episode is booooooring. They're trying to wring some story out of these losers but there's no story to tell. I'm watching someone tell Sarah the Mike's a loser and Andrea and Lamar fight. Its as bad as the time I watched Kody Brown blow dry his hair. What am I doing? I used to have hopes and dreams!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So does anyone else check their phones to see what the weather is even though they could get up and look outside or is that just me being a lazy ass?

[candall]

1 minute ago, DanaMB said:

I’m tired of Britney and her mom. 

So agree. The boring torpor of Britzzz and Marcelino was barely acceptable and now they've gone a couple degrees of separation too far.

[RealReality]

Shavel and Sarah should become friends.  They can connect over making poor life choice.  

LOL at Shavel just now giving a shit about exposing M'Elah to bad shit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This episode is booooooring. They're trying to wring some story out of these losers but there's no story to tell. I'm watching someone tell Sarah the Mike's a loser and Andrea and Lamar fight. Its as bad as the time I watched Kody Brown blow dry his hair. What am I doing? I used to have hopes and dreams!

I blame everything on Covid.

[lamujerdecente]

Angela in that dress was my nightmare of going on tv and realizing my dress is see through and I have on horrible underwear. Girl. Get u some proper drawers for that dress!!!  Ugh Miss Church don't know the proper foundation garments?/ Her kids are so much more mature than she is. They continue to be lovely. 

I despise Sarah. She's a shitty mother too. I wouldn't let Mumbles parent a dead waterbug. 

Destinee is a horrible person. Truly vile. But I laugh with glee when she tortures that clown. His poor children. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This episode is booooooring. They're trying to wring some story out of these losers but there's no story to tell. I'm watching someone tell Sarah the Mike's a loser and Andrea and Lamar fight. Its as bad as the time I watched Kody Brown blow dry his hair. What am I doing? I used to have hopes and dreams!

You Gave up Company for this ish too.

[Floatingbison]

Who knew a bunch of outlaws could be so boring.

[kacesq]

Those headbands do Shovel no good. She’s really bad at styling herself.  

[RealReality]

DMark saying everything I'm thinking.  Including blowing this raspberry.  

And still insisting her daughter call this stranger daddy.  

[candall]

Are wristwatches back in vogue?

[kacesq]

That poor kid Mylar or whatever...hah, called it. Married ASAP before he changes his mind.

[Gobi]

Just now, candall said:

Are wristwatches back in vogue?

I hear that they're popular in Belize.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Those headbands do Shovel no good. She’s really bad at styling herself.  

Girl you know it’s true...

 

[RealReality]

Shavel is dying to have this wedding asap so he can disappoint her as soon as possible.  

[Keywestclubkid]

He is way to invested in this .. like creepy over the line invested 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So exactly when did Shawn’s balls drop? 

[RealReality]

LOL, girl, how and why do you think thats your car?