S10.E16: "Until Decision Day Do We Part"

[gonecrackers]

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The eight-week experiment comes to an end, as the five couples sit down with the experts to decide whether to stay married or get a divorce; some couples have their eyes on the future, while other couples are determined to get answers about the past.

 

[Hangin Out]

Jamie’s voice, mannerisms, questions and faces have to go.

[humbleopinion]

One slam dunk

One wishy washy

2 Captain Obvious

1 DOA

 8 ring twirling....

2 word salads, dressing on the side

1 wig, condition TBD

1 migraine...non Covid related and self inflicted

 

[gonecrackers]

Well, hello there Pepper, nice to see you decided to show up.

[LennieBriscoe]

Mes amis! Ze Decision Day, she is here, n'est-ce pas?!

First, Austin and Jessica. It would be quelle surprise if they do not stay married! 

34 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

One slam dunk

One wishy washy

2 Captain Obvious

1 DOA

 8 ring twirling....

2 word salads, dressing on the side

1 wig, condition TBD

1 migraine...non Covid related and self inflicted

 

And a partridge in a pear tree!

[Ohwell]

I thought in the past they brought them in individually, instead of them sitting together deciding.

No surprise about those two.  Good for them.

[gonecrackers]

Happily predictable.

[VioletNevermind]

Austin may take first prize in the Most Likely to Keep His Socks On During Sex content, but I think he’s a very nice guy.  It’s refreshing to see a truly functional couple on this godforsaken show.  

That being said, bring on the shitshow!  I need some drama!

Edited April 16, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[LennieBriscoe]

Just asking: We're not missing a (different) Live Chat, are we?

Edited April 16, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Ohwell]

Oh boo hoo Busted Wig.  Fake ass tears.

[humbleopinion]

11 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

And a partridge in a pear tree!

turtle (dove)

[gladitsover]

4 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Oh boo hoo Busted Wig.  Fake ass tears.

Dr V is not buying her FA tears.

How much you wanna bet Brandon's delayed entry was producer driven?

Brandon is such a diva. Tell him Dr V!

[gonecrackers]

I believe Brandon. They hate him because he's calling their BS out.

[LennieBriscoe]

WOW. Calling out Brandon! He is completely disdainful of everyone there, the "experiment," production, and especially the "experts"!

Dr. V. And Pastor Cal hate him!

 

Edited April 16, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[VioletNevermind]

No, Brandon, you went flouncing off like a little girl when people were trying to get you back to DC.  And Michael needed to get back to handle funeral arrangements.  Come on, man. 

Edited April 16, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody
Pastor Cal: “Do you have incontinence?” YES, HAHA.

[PupCal]

Pastor Cal looked like he was about to throw down.

[Brooklynista]

Brandon is just a smug asshole. Is this what his grandma was so proud of. Bitch ass.

[Ohwell]

Brandon might be a pissy ass but I like him fucking with the "experts."

[gonecrackers]

Brandon didn't realize this is a game they wanted him to play. Taylor is playing it - fake tears, little gurl voice... 🤢

[Hangin Out]

I guess this is something new.  They go to the bathroom.  This guy Brandon is nuts.

[PupCal]

I don't. Yeah they're garbage and barely "experts" but this is their job. If it makes you look like a bigger ass you're not fucking with them you're fucking yourself.

[VioletNevermind]

Brandon has to pee again. 

[gladitsover]

Did he really think Taylor was going to say yes??

[Ohwell]

Brandon:  big sigh of relief.

[LennieBriscoe]

I hope the "experts" are proud of themselves for choosing him.

[Brooklynista]

I will give it up for Brandon's shoe game. I like nice shoes on a man. He's still a dick.

[Ohwell]

Taylor can't wait to get on Instagram.

[TMI]

They gave Brandon way to much screen time....Taylor you wanted to be on tv....both of you phony

 

[Ohwell]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I will give it up for Brandon's shoe game. I like nice shoes on a man. He's still a dick.

I like nice shoes on a man too.  My mom taught me that when I was a kid.  Always looks at his shoes!  

[PupCal]

4 minutes ago, gladitsover said:

Did he really think Taylor was going to say yes??

I thought the same thing! Like no, bro, she wanted a different kind of whiny baby!

[gonecrackers]

5 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I will give it up for Brandon's shoe game. I like nice shoes on a man. He's still a dick.

Didn't notice. Was too distracted by the giant pit stains.

[TMI]

meka and michael===future..you don't even have a past.

[VioletNevermind]

Michael looks like he’s coming straight from a job interview.  Hell, he very well may be!

[gladitsover]

Meka looks fierce - good for her!

Michael said he was proud of himself over the past 8 weeks - probably the longest job he has lasted at!

[Ohwell]

Oh lawd.  Here we go..................

[gladitsover]

11 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I will give it up for Brandon's shoe game. I like nice shoes on a man. He's still a dick.

what do you think of Michael's shoes?

[Brooklynista]

Meka is killing it with her hair!!!! I would kill for my natural hair to pop like that.

[gladitsover]

Do you think lying has become a habit for you? asks Pastor Cal.

Michael: No. (LYING!)

[PupCal]

Michael: "Lying isn't a habit for me."

Also Michael: *lies about fucking everything over the past 8 weeks*

[gladitsover]

VUNNERABILITY!!!!!

[JustDuckie]

Michael could use 68 words to answer with "No".

It's exhausting.

[gonecrackers]

Holy crap STFU Michael my ears are bleeding.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Meka is killing it with her hair!!!! I would kill for my natural hair to pop like that.

I think she looks great. The pink looks really nice on her.

[Ohwell]

I have to say, I am impressed with Michael's wordplay.  

He won't even look at her.

[VioletNevermind]

Michael, where has this lucid, humble, reasonable guy been the last couple of months?  It’s a lot of words to say “I’m done,” but still.  

Edited April 16, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Empress1]

Meka’s like “ ... I’m so tired.”

[humbleopinion]

Must have got injected with truth serum on his way to the filming....

[gladitsover]

Meka better not say she wants to stay married! They should have made Michael go first.

Thank goodness! She's a smart girl.

Edited April 16, 2020 by gladitsover

[gonecrackers]

I'm going to try really hard not to break something if Meka says yes to staying married.

Edited April 16, 2020 by gonecrackers

[ShowFan]

Yuk..Michael’s shoes lined up by the bed. Ugh.