S10.E16: "Until Decision Day Do We Part"

[JustDuckie]

Im gonna say this and it will sound harsh. Meka, if you say yes, then you deserve all the pain this man will cause you. He is a sociopath who knows how to mess with your head. There have been red flags waving since the flight to your honeymoon and they havent stopped waving since. Say No thank you, take off the mic and run out the door. You do not deserve this.

[gonecrackers]

YES MEKA!!!

Weep alone now, Michael.

[TMI]

Michael is surprised that she wants a divorce...he's speechless.

 

[Straycat80]

Yes Meka! Michael thought he was being honest, I snorted so loud I scared my cat. 

[gonecrackers]

Just now, TMI said:

Michael is surprised that she wants a divorce...he's speechless.

 

Not long enough.

[VioletNevermind]

Dammit, Michael, don’t you dare pull at my heartstrings!

Edited April 16, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[PupCal]

Oh no, now who will he lie to?
*record scratch*
"I don't believe in divorce."

[Ohwell]

What did Michael say after he said he didn't believe in divorce?

[TMI]

michael is delusional-even to himself

 

[Empress1]

Good for Meka. She doesn’t even know where this man works! How’s he going to say he came into this open & honest when they JUST talked about his lying?

... He can not believe in divorce all he wants, but he’s still getting one.
 

[Retired at last]

It's not on here for a couple more hours, but I always like to know whether or not it is worth it to watch. So, we're only half way in and three couples are done. Are they really going to take a full hour for the last 2 couples??

[gonecrackers]

I don't feel sorry for Michael at all. He's been a total dick to Meka. On Unfiltered she said he was constantly ignoring her. He even baked some cupcakes & offered everyone there, all of production, one except for Meka. He said he hadn't made enough for her to have any.

He's a POS & deserves to be alone.

[Hangin Out]

Loved Mekas dress .. and shoes.  She always looked smashing on Unfiltered.

[TMI]

oh no...shrew-face the major whiner is next

[Brooklynista]

15 minutes ago, gladitsover said:

what do you think of Michael's shoes?

They were cool. I could barely see them the way he hot stepped it outta there.

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

What did Michael say after he said he didn't believe in divorce?

"Disappointing."

[JustDuckie]

Good for you Meka. Your life will be SO MUCH BETTER without Michael the albatross hanging around your neck.

[Straycat80]

Why are the experts looking so dumbfounded that  Meka and Michael didn’t work out? They did a horrible job at matching these couples this season. 

[Ohwell]

2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

"Disappointing."

Thanks.  He wasn't disappointed.  Not at all.  He and Brandon probably went somewhere to have drinks and celebrate.   

I hate those block heel shoes and I'll be so glad when they go out of style.

[LennieBriscoe]

Time for Derek to make the worst decision of his young life.

[gonecrackers]

Michael was only disappointed his lies didn't work this time. Go have a drink & celebrate Meka - you did the right thing!

 

[Ohwell]

2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Time for Derek to make the worst decision of his young life.

I know. 😨

[gladitsover]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Time for Derek to make the worst decision of his young life.

Let my turtle go!

[gonecrackers]

Every season it seems these people say they don't want to be another statistic, but if they took a second to research the show's stats they'd know their odds are in favor of divorce.

[VioletNevermind]

Katie is the walking definition of a Basic Bitch from head to toe.  

[Straycat80]

Just say NO Derek! 

[gladitsover]

I think Katie just wants to stay on his insurance.

[TMI]

katy is real.....

 

a real BITCH....looks at the half filled glass of wine.....

doesn't see half full

halfempty

complains that she doesn't like the type of wine.

[VioletNevermind]

Come on, Derek.  FINISH HER. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Da fuq, Katie. Derek, you in danger, Boy

[gladitsover]

They should have them answer the stay married or get divorced question at the same time -

1, 2, 3 - YES/NO

[TMI]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo derek

 

[Ohwell]

Shit Derek.  

[JustDuckie]

Katies father is probably thinking "oh crap".

[LennieBriscoe]

Derek is naive. Too young for Katie's game.

[Ohwell]

This dramatic music is such bullshit. 

[TheBride]

Run, Derek, RUN!!!!!

[PupCal]

Derek no, think of your dreaaaaams

[Retired at last]

Did they have Derek answer first? Nevermind!

Edited April 16, 2020 by Retired at last

[Hangin Out]

Son of a bitch.  Friend zone??  Katy, say No!

[Adeejay]

Katie grates on my last nerves.  She has an inflated sense of self.  I wish Derek had opted to divorce; she needs to be humbled.  

[VioletNevermind]

I hope I’m wrong, but I’ll go on record as saying that I think Katie will reluctantly decide to stay with him “to see if love grows.”  I can’t explain this drama and extra commercial break any other way.  Poor Derek.

Edited April 16, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody
Sometimes I hate being right. 😕

[Straycat80]

Derek, rethink this! She will crush your dreams under both heels! 

3 minutes ago, Retired at last said:

Did they have Derek answer first?

Yes, and the fool wants to stay married. 
welp, say goodbye to your dreams and your happiness Derek. 

Edited April 16, 2020 by Straycat80

[TMI]

TWELVE commercials...

 

WE NEED A Break!!

[humbleopinion]

Hate it when bad things happen to good people.

Why stay with this snotty shrew?

Derek...buddy...wrong answer...

[TheBride]

Oh NO!! So, they're putting off the divorce for at most a year.

[Empress1]

They’ll never last, and they shouldn’t.

[LennieBriscoe]

Two years, tops. Let's meet then,  mes amis, to telepathically tell Derek, "We tried to tell you!"

[gladitsover]

But he's a BOY, Katie!

[Hangin Out]

I just can’t take it.  Lots of luck Derek, you dope.