90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ed. I bet she left that mouthwash. Dick. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I always waiver about watching this stupid show. I love you guys but I hate making TLC think they have a hit on their hands.

Yes - it's called conflicted!

[Straycat80]

Big Ed and his boo-boo face always cracks me up, bullshit on some Asian breathing exercise. 

Edited September 15, 2020 by Straycat80

[sainte-chapelle]

Well Ed at least Robert doesn't treat his wife like a sex object you gross sex tourist

[Frozendiva]

Ed, it wasn't real. You misrepresented yourself and treated the young lady poorly.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I always waiver about watching this stupid show. I love you guys but I hate making TLC think they have a hit on their hands.

I think TLC's definition of "hit" is flawed, considering they're doing another season of The Family Chantel.

Pretty sure I saw a promo for a Strikes Back for Happily Ever After? already.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god, and how is everyone? @Angry Moldovan? @Mercolleen? @sainte-chapelle? What happened? Did everything go OK? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This evening I got a call from a collection agency, looking for my ex-husband, who I divorced in 1999. I was happy to give them his number 😀 and told them never to call me again.

[Mr. Miner]

I loathe Ed, but I don’t know how long I could take Rose’s voice. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god, and how is everyone? @Angry Moldovan? @Mercolleen? @sainte-chapelle? What happened? Did everything go OK? 

I think @Angry Moldovan had minor surgery today. Don't know about the other ones.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god, and how is everyone? @Angry Moldovan? @Mercolleen? @sainte-chapelle? What happened? Did everything go OK? 

Yes, ditto to pepper mostly how is everything now?

[Emmeline]

Hello my lovelies.

[magemaud]

I guess the sponsor thinks they’ve found a market for their Botox cosmetic commercials 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sainte-Chapelle had a big interview and Mercolleen had first day of school! 

I think Angry Moldovan won't be back till Friday night, though. Sad face. 

[sainte-chapelle]

@Pepper Mostly it went well thanks for asking. It was all testing today and tomorrow I have an interview with the Director of Comms.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Family Chantel. That’s a hard no for me.

[TazDevil]

I can't wait for October 11.

I know what channel I will NOT be watching at 10pm on October 12.

[Emmeline]

Oh my lord, we have to see Ash’s skinny jean collection!  They are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[Pepper Mostly]

The family Chantel keeps hauling creatively named children into the mix. Where are they keeping them?? In the garage?

[Frozendiva]

Of course we needed a tour of Ash's skinny jeans collection.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ash’s leggings all look like they are in need of a heavy duty wash.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Emmeline said:

Oh my lord, we have to see Ash’s skinny jean collection!  They are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

And he's bragging about the size of his, um, package. Send help. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The family Chantel keeps hauling creatively named children into the mix. Where are they keeping them?? In the garage?

They need to buy a farm to accommodate all the foreign spouses looking to harvest the US dollar.

[Mr. Miner]

I loathe Asshat also...

[Doublemint]

Oh lord, Ash with his jeans - shove them up your ash!

[Pepper Mostly]

Ash is wrapped in a towel but he does not look like he just emerged from the shower. He has a distinct sheen. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I never believe a word Ash is saying. He’s so slick.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ashs pants look like they smell

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I never believe a word Ash is saying. He’s so slick.

Ash=phalt.

[sainte-chapelle]

Family Chantel love their foreign spouses don't they?

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

@Pepper Mostly it went well thanks for asking. It was all testing today and tomorrow I have an interview with the Director of Comms.

Good news. Good luck to you!

[Emmeline]

Now that Ash has been diagnosed with, was it Graves Disease, his eyes don’t seem to be bulging as much.

Edited September 15, 2020 by Emmeline

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone needs to tell Yolanda that Flashdance called and they want their shirt back.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ash is the King of the Mansplainers. And he does that thing--whenever someone points something out he immediately goes to some ridiculous extreme. "What, so I suppose I should just be yelling and screaming then?" I would tear out my own lungs if I was in a room with him for more than five minutes. 

[Straycat80]

I love Yolanda’s daughters ‘I’m so over this kill me’ face. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda’s dog licking itself is more interesting that Yo’s idiocy.

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

@Pepper Mostly it went well thanks for asking. It was all testing today and tomorrow I have an interview with the Director of Comms.

That's great, good luck! 

[Frozendiva]

It's not a major red flag if Williams was not in a photo with his Aunty. Someone had to take the photo.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yolanda was hoping and hoping for another Sumit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@sainte-chapelle, go get’em tomorrow and close the deal!

[OoogleEyes]

OMG, I love daughter Yolanda!

[Pepper Mostly]

Can we have drinks with Yolanda's daughter, and Avery? I mean, I know Avery's a whackadoo but she's fun. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Once again, Yolanda’s daughter is beautiful.

[Straycat80]

I think it’s kinda funny how Darcy clowns on Tom. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I would rather read this https://www.amazon.com/Vexation-Elicia-Clegg/dp/1935605216/ than watch Family Chantel

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The family Chantel keeps hauling creatively named children into the mix. Where are they keeping them?? In the garage?

I remember reading about Big Brother Royal on their first season, but he was not living in Atlanta 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can we have drinks with Yolanda's daughter, and Avery? I mean, I know Avery's a whackadoo but she's fun. 

Avery doesn’t put on airs and I like that about her. And Yo’s daughter seems very cool.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@sainte-chapelle, go get’em tomorrow and close the deal!

Yes, great success tomorrow!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I would rather read this https://www.amazon.com/Vexation-Elicia-Clegg/dp/1935605216/ than watch Family Chantel

Maybe those soft porn pictures of Deaven are going to be used for the book jacket of her romance novel?

[Frozendiva]

That is a giant pepper mill.