90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Good evening everyone!!      Ready to snark!!

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Did the doctor say he made them the size of a quarter?  

That’s about the size they looked to me. 

[Leilani]

It's not fair you're a 70 year old woman who willingly abandoned your 90 year old mother to chase young nigerian peen.

Edited September 21, 2020 by Leilani

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

Beat his ass Andrei! (I normally don’t condone violence but...Charlie.)

If they do I'm team Andrei!!!!

[Angry Moldovan]

You know when you have visitors that overstay their welcome and as they leave you breath a sigh of relief to have your house back?Thats what Mykell just did

[Gobi]

One couple down.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

If anyone deserves the BJ it’s Mykell 

Still one of my favorite quotes of all time. "I did the BJ.  For real."

Bless you Mychul for accepting the BJ.  You've made all of us very, very happy.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

If they do I'm team Andrei!!!!

I hope he is just going to tell him.to cab it home and sleep it off, he will get blamed for a fight that Charlie started!

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys, I am bored to sobs here. These guys are dullsville. If someone doesn't break Charlie's nose with a bottle of Moldovan vodka I'm DONE.

[Leilani]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Anyone in his right mind could see that Mother Grangie was on death’s doorstep. Hope the D was worth it, Grangie.

I just remembered they weren't even having actual sex til the wedding. Just peen sock warmers and bjs I'm assuming for 5 years?

Edited September 21, 2020 by Leilani

[Floatingbison]

Time for Moldovan beatdown.

[Straycat80]

Here we go...the Andrrrei and Charlie smack down . Charlie is a jerk. 

[kacesq]

That’s a very nice wedding venue....surprising that it’s in Moldova which we know is such a backward country.

[Gobi]

And now for the traditional Moldovan beating of the brother-in-law.

[JennyMominFL]

Popping in to say hi to everyone.I am watching the Emmys tonight

[Pepper Mostly]

And all the rest of Family Libby just stands there, with those stupid fatuous smiles on their dumb porcine faces, while Charlie makes an ass of himself. 

[mmecorday]

So I'm guessing Charlie is actively pursuing a criminal record in Moldolva too? #goals

[charmed1]

Ugh. Haven’t we seen enough of Libby’s ugly family of Orcs? 

[tvrox]

16 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Do people really decorate bedrooms with holiday lights?

In high school and college I did... Not now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone needs to punch Junior’s lights out. I fucking hate sloppy drunks.

[Frozendiva]

Andrei was far too polite.

[Floatingbison]

Charlie's beef is actually with his sister, soaking up more than her 1/7 share of the inheritance.  He should be talking with her, not Annndreeei.

[Angry Moldovan]

Gawd, he’s sexy when he’s angry. Also fatty mc frat boy. you can just fuck off

[Mercolleen]

Again, looking at Charlie makes me feel sick.

[sainte-chapelle]

Charlie is jealous and drunk and trash, he was probably doing bumps in the bathroom

[RichiesOlderBro]

Where are the knives?  How is there no blood?

I feel robbed.  

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

I just remembered they weren't even having actual sex til the wedding. Just peen sock warmers and bjs I'm assuming for 5 years?

I think they did it 2xs on the whole trip. Once when she got there and then the wedding night.

[kacesq]

What does Charlie do for a living, do we know?

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, tvrox said:

In high school and college I did... Not now. 

Wrapped them on your loft.....not across a wall, alone

 

[RichiesOlderBro]

And this folks, is why you have the speeches BEFORE the drinking starts.  

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, greekmom said:

If they do I'm team Andrei!!!!

[brillia79]

Wait, Daddy paid for loser Charlie’s wedding too???

Fuck this guy, and the rest of Libby’s trash family!

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrei's friends should just bundle Charlie into the back of a black SUV and take him for a ride. 

[Zombness]

Charlie, drunk............disrespecting everyone in their country....but who cares .....we are Americans!!

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Where are the knives?  How is there no blood?

I feel robbed.  

What a blow you've been dealt!!

[Floatingbison]

The steak knives are right there!  Why aren't they stabbing each other!!???

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

He’s acting like he deserves a prize beyond his investment.  It’s really too much.  She’s not terminal.  

If I "loaned" someone that much money, I would try and protect my investment 

[Grifter Lives]

Neither parent confronted or intervened with Charlie.  Good thing Jenn saved the day. . . for now.

[kacesq]

Can no one put this idiot in a cab and send him...somewhere?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t even care anymore. I’m here for my unrelenting Tania hate.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Popping in to say hi to everyone.I am watching the Emmys tonight

[Angry Moldovan]

STFu 99c Ivanka, your wedding was probably 3x as much

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

The steak knives are right there!  Why aren't they stabbing each other!!???

They already have too much bias.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jen: "I talked him out of fighting Andrei"

Pepper Mostly: Yeah I bet Andrei was shaking in his shoes. 

[mmecorday]

Usually at this time on "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding," there's smashed cake, broken glass and shed blood on the floor. These people need to up their game.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

The steak knives are right there!  Why aren't they stabbing each other!!???

On the bias!

Chucklet is going to wind up with a mouthful of bloody chicklets.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Popping in to say hi to everyone.I am watching the Emmys tonight

I had no clue those were on...

My husband thinks it’s funny to keep interrupting the show to give me updates on the arrival of dinner...it’s not!

[kacesq]

I think Libby looks pretty at the reception.

but damn Libby you live for all this drama, for once in your weak chinned life you are the center of attention.

[sainte-chapelle]

Charlie, Andrei will beat your ass on a bad day...sit down

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, hula-la said:

Hey everyone, I just sat through a 2-hour meeting that did not apply to me (taxes for US small businesses—I don’t live in the States, and don’t own a small business). I need me some snark!

Sounds like some of the work meetings I have to sit through. I feel your pain.