90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Frozendiva]

Caesar, you solved the problem that was Maria.

[kendi]

He met someone new. Her name is Lana

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was going to send you some stock pictures of The Weeyums but they somehow got erased. 

[kacesq]

I wish quarantine was over for many reasons, but damn, getting rid of the earnest we’re in this together commercials is on that list...

[Gobi]

"And I got some great pictures of Bigfoot riding a unicorn, but they got erased."

[kendi]

Cesar actually talked to and had actual pictures of Maria. David has zilch. Both sad sacks that did not meet their beloved Ukranian women. But they both have these solo-flex machines...weird.

[greekmom]

If Ceaser says he met a nice Ukraine girl named Lana I'm going to give TLC a standing applause

 

[Floatingbison]

Wow, Caesar seems to be legit mentally ill.  Methinks it's not cool to exploit  this guy by watching him use his delusion.  (see what I did there?)

[SunnyBeBe]

Caesar’s crazy asp lie fairy tale story ticks me off! Just total BS! He insults my intelligence!!! Oh, wait....I’m watching 90 Day....never mind.hee hee.

[Frozendiva]

Wonder if my J Crew sandals will arrive tomorrow.

[Gigglepuff]

Whoa. Did Stephanie just throw something? 

[kendi]

Darcy and Stacy, Chantal and Pedro, Cesar and his feet...this is a wild Monday night. I feel so pathetic. What is my life?

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Wonder if my J Crew sandals will arrive tomorrow.

Didn't they file for bankruptcy? 

[Armchair Critic]

He is dating somebody from Facebook....I give up

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Wonder if my J Crew sandals will arrive tomorrow.

Hope they arrive before J Crew declares bankruptcy in 3....2....1

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, of course she's a model. *insert eyeroll here*

Edited May 5, 2020 by Gigglepuff

[blubld43]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

Darcy and Stacy, Chantal and Pedro, Cesar and his feet...this is a wild Monday night. I feel so pathetic. What is my life?

We are all pathetic humans.

I wonder if this NOLA woman is real. A model??  Rigggghhhhttt...

These people are ALL on pills.

Edited May 5, 2020 by blubld43

[Archer27]

Caesar and his "date" is of course a model...

[Floatingbison]

Another model.  What are the odds?

[VioletNevermind]

She’s a model.  Good Lord.  Caesar sounds like he’s about 15-years-old.  He won’t listen to her, but I’m glad he has this (very young) friend who seems to keep it pretty real with him. 

Edited May 5, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Cini]

Cesar’s new girlfriend is a model 🤣

[KelseyNikki614]

I'm clearly not paying enough attention because I thought this woman was the new girlfriend and I was like she seems way too attractive and nice and smart for Caesar. So of course she's not actually the girlfriend. That makes way more sense. 

[Gobi]

Please God, don't let him being chocolate panties to the virtual date!

[greekmom]

Do most ppl have just a mattress? No headboard or footboard?

[VioletNevermind]

Ugh, look at this heifer.  Bless Caesar’s heart.  At least she wore her best revealing négligée to their “date.”

Edited May 5, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caesar is still boring AF.

[poeticlicensed]

I slight hesitation when Caesar was asked if he was sending money. 

Oh a cam girl. Got it

[kacesq]

I’m sure this chick hit up Cesar after seeing him on the show. So many famewhores so few quality reality shows....

[Floatingbison]

And for later, I have the edible panties for you. . . .

[Archer27]

Caesar is so awkward on this date.

[KelseyNikki614]

Nice plastic lawn chair, Caesar. At least new girl is a real person but she's totally quarantine dating many other guys. 

[blubld43]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Please God, don't let him being chocolate panties to the virtual date!

I am dead.

This woman is a Russian cam model, another one with zero inflection.  Of course.

omg the whipped cream!  Dying!!

Edited May 5, 2020 by blubld43

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m really over Cesar. I’m done. He really has nothing left to contribute to this show, imo. Please end it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cringeworthy as all get out. Stop, TLC, STOP!

[Armchair Critic]

These two together is a real meeting of the minds

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Didn't they file for bankruptcy? 

This morning. Ordered them a couple of weeks ago when they were half price.

 

 

[Archer27]

She is drinking from a small paper cup...

[Gigglepuff]

When I was 14, I sent away for an autographed picture of Jon Bon Jovi, and when it finally came in the mail, I was convinced he'd be my husband one day because he actually drew a heart and wrote out my name.  

[greekmom]

she looks like a cam girl

[Armchair Critic]

Caesar is 47 going on 14

[SunnyBeBe]

I wonder if Caesar and Jesse are paying TLC to be on the show. I mean why else are they there?

[blubld43]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

These two together is a real meeting of the minds

Lol!  I haven't laughed so much at this show in a long time.

[Gobi]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

When I was 14, I sent away for an autographed picture of Jon Bon Jovi, and when it finally came in the mail, I was convinced he'd be my husband one day because he actually drew a heart and wrote out my name.  

At least you didn't fly to New Jersey to try to meet him

[greekmom]

Ceaser has a lawn chair indoors.

 

[Frozendiva]

How does a dude like Caesar date a 'model'? Would he do her nails for free?

[kendi]

Isn't this how Jorge met Anfisa?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait! Are we going to have What Now? to live chat next? Is this what my pathetic life has come to? 

[kendi]

Just now, greekmom said:

Ceaser has a lawn chair indoors.

 

He also had a hammock near the front door

[Frozendiva]

I have a lawn chair indoors. I use it as a ladder of sort to reach the high cupboards and change a lightbulb. Mine is heavy plastic.

[kendi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait! Are we going to have What Now? to live chat next? Is this what my pathetic life has come to? 

I'd be crying if this wasn't so funny. Oh wait. I am crying.