Baltimore Betty

We have taken a few river cruises and one of their ocean cruise (I horked on the last night of the ocean cruise, lol), I use the word sublime to describe them.

I smell a loser.

We moved our Viking River Cruise to next November, fingers crossed we will be going to Avignon, Viviers, Lyon...years ago I drove thru the Loire Valley and chateaux hopped, it is so beautiful there, this girl is going to really hate whatever US town she will live in, it will not compare with a small French town surrounded by vineyards.

Eet ees, how you say, fake.

Make up news?

We have Edgar Allen Poe here in Baltimore, old cemetaries have great tombstones.

All these women that come here from another country expect the lux life but never do anything to help make that happen as in work and save money before they come to the states, they all want designer bags and shoes but get pissy when the guy has to leave the house to go to work. None of these people should get married.

Tarik, Hazel and Minty could be Tarhazemin, sounds like a drug for something you can only talk to your doctor about. Tarik wants to be Minty fresh. Do we know if Minty would be down for the Three's Company lifestyle? My impression was after Tarik broke up with Hazel he started looking for greener pastures and he found Minty and I would assume she would be only interested in men, Hazel reappears and now Minty will be in a bisexual relationship?

I can think of nothing more tiring then a throuple sort of relationship, I have spent the past nine months yelling, "what?!" between floors in my house (husband wants to read posts from FB...constantly!), the thought of someone else wanting my attention or even the amount of conversation that would have to be had...just no, no thank you.

It's funny that we all hate watch this show and I have a feeling that we all probably root more for the the most likable felon to appear on a dating reality show than the couples, Uncle Cousin Beau has risen to the top somehow and would be on everyone's guest list for the holidays before letting any of the couples sit at any of your tables. Uncle Cousin Beau has done some awful things but he does seem to be a lot smarter and a better conversation than the non felons. Hazel asking Tarzanel if there are any hot women in the states made think his answer should have been, "Yes but none that would ever talk to me." Hazel's red flags are packed in her bags and Tarezal is colored blind, she is more concerned with finding someone else to snuggle up with in the USA. What do these men tell the women about their living conditions, financials, family, expectations of real life, etc...

The Real Real has relocated to SLC? I bet most of those bags are fake, think about it, her wigs are nylon.

Is that any relation to Thomas? Very strange, how did she find someone with the same last name? Maybe it is a step up from Thomas "Shlub" Ravenell.

I get a Lindsey Lohan vibe from her.

We could ALL of her boobs, her nipples were on display and the camera man was there for all of it. Jenn mentioned that she was wearing a conservative bathing suit...I think not.

Brooks would be lucky to have anything in Payless.

It is like the two of them had a baby and the baby was Rachel! I think Jorga is very unattractive.

Everyone was very clean after picking crabs, nobody even had bits of Old Bay seasoning in their teeth! Yeah, crabs would be good right about now. He would be a fun fling. His one kid looks like a fat miniature Austin Powers. Pringle and his ex wife are not co parenting, she is undoing all the bad habits he instills on the kids, no schedule or structured time, healthy eating, etc...when they get back to California, poor woman had three boys and only two will grow up. Also, why were Kathryn's knees all bruised? Why does she always "go left" when it comes to her personal style?

I used to work for a company that the CFO embezzeled 2.5 million dollars from, the company never recovered...the owner never had an outside accounting firm audit the books in the 30 years he owned that company. He had thrown the keys to the kingdom to this woman and she made a hefty salary but was greedy and got away with it till someone in her department noticed something, she served seven years in prison, (the judge gave her 23 years but suspended all but 7 because of her age, she was 65). Do we think Tom will see the inside of a cell or can he pay restitution?

My sister and I had only known CB's spoof of Mildred Pierce then as young girls we actually saw the movie...mind blown! Fell in love with Eve Arden too, she had some great throw away lines, All About Eve is my happy place too. Vicki and Tamra as Joan and Bette would be the best spin off ever.

LOL, his intials are BM, it is all I can do not to associate his clothing line with a shit show. I wondered that too, does he think he is on the level of Gucci for name recognition? I do not believe for one minute that any of his merch was sold at the store. I would like for once to see a HWC (Housewife Child) go to fashion school, work in the industry, earn their stripes so to speak then design a line of something more fashionable than a sweat suit with their name on it because nobody knows your name. Now we know Brandon took time off from school to promote himself.

So Meredith has two children, Brandon and Not Brandon, (reminds me of Yolanda with Gigi and Not Gigi), what happened to her daughter? Most fashion shows are hectic backstage, I hope Brandon does not get a vagina in his face (meaning in Brandonworld a female in proximity to him). Why would an over flowing toilet set of a smoke alarm? Tongue is all I see with Heather. Mary's hair sticking staight up for every occasion, I had Barbies that had that same type of hair, all her money and such a shitty wig and that display of designer handbags was ridiculous, wealth whispers, money shouts.

Justin's birthday party...he was the only one his age among them. Once again we have the one hair standing straight up on the Preacher Lady's wig, should that fake hair strand have it's own thread?

That vodka lady in bed with her husband, I did not listen her all I could focus on was the dead fly behind her on top of the headboard. Jen is just too much, pick one accesory, the skates, the feather fan, the hula hoop OR the tiara, pick one, lol. The Queen of Sundance...had she ever met Robert Redford? I'm sorry but during the hot tub scene did we see Shah nipples?

I love your info! These yahoos don't know what they are asking for.

Chef should load the freezer full of Taquitos and Hot Pockets for the bedside munchies, lol. Bryan has actually requested the crew dress ala Chippendales, is this for him? The Mardi Gras theme is easy, any chef could knock out the gumbo, jambalya or Nola BBQ Shrimp and an interesting take on a Po Boy and chickory coffee and beignet for dessert. Serving a high tea on top of having to prep and cook some insane dinner with only one chef would be very hard. What kind of decor would you have for high tea? Table clothes and cloth napkins are the norm for dining anyway, are the stews suppposed to have a magic closet with Downton Abbey costumes on hand? Midnight Romper party with tons of additional food? Those assholes think they will be eating 24/7? I wonder if Bryan and his guests have maybe over estimated their appetites and under estimated the drinking they will be doing...I bet those unicorns will be used once. Poor unicorns.