Baltimore Betty

What is with the reddish pink eyeshadow, no other makeup, not even mascara?

Cried, she cried in the Ukraine and when she was not crying she was on line looking for a giant American who she could torture with her crying.

I am wondering if Sophie will last at Baylor, none of these HW's kids seem to stick with the college we see them preparing to go to, we see the parents buying them tons of stuff (non toxic headboards, for the future room mate too, oy), and making big going away parties with endless dialogue about how much they will miss the kid, over and over again and in the end the kid comes back before the first semester is over. Brawny is as bad as giving the full story as Elizabeth. Elizabeth hustled her brother to town for a visit and to back up her cult/abuse story. Shannon's boyfriend is nuts, he has to be, right? He sees no problem with her crazy and that is crazy. Emily has turned in to someone likable.

And what is with the HW giving her kids a run at a product...Fresh Wolf Bath and Body products? Oy. So dumb, it would be more interesting if they let the kids develope a tequilla line. Mary has a mansion in Carmel Indiana, did her grandmother know there is another Carmel in California, that one is the aspirational Carmel. Maybe Grandma Moneybags has some tax shelters going on in those states where she owned homes. I am pretty sure brooKS does not really have to worry about his parents doing the nasty anywhere, they are clearly faking the lovey dovey stuff for a story line, they have no chemistry and he looks like he is so over her.

Jen wearing that "Beyonce" outfit in public was embarrassing, it was a bad look from the back also she is nuts and her young son knows it, like he has been her nursemaid before and knows the drill. So we are supposed to be impressed that Jen had her party planner arrange the details of this party? It was probably the event person at the golf club that showed her the brochure of party packages and she picked one, $24.99/pp and you get unlimited mini egg rolls, jalepeno poppers, cheese cubes and veggies and a limited bar plus add $5.00/pp for unlimited driving range priviledges. Brooks, fucks you, Brooks. It was funny that he called for sushi to be delivered, hung up the phone and there was a knock at the door immediatly following. Why does he not like to see his parents in a loving marriage? He was offended by his parents not fighting? Also, he is an asshole. Heather's husband???? Yeah, really? That is what checked all her boxes? Wow, the bar is very low. Her girls are polite. Mary your red boots looked like cheap costume boots, like the kind we would see on someone marching in the Thanksgiving Day Parade, (like just the shaft with an elastic strap that goes around your existing shoe). Why do you get to wear them in your house but make that blonde girl put booties over her heels? Why not just take them off? Your hoard of designer stuff is not impressive, you are tone deaf to the world you live in, I hope the IRS and your parishioners are watching. Why does it look like nobody really lives in the homes they film in? Starck and cold, all of them, no personal effects anywhere.

Charleston is the number one choice for me to move to for retirement, it is not my husband's choice...I will miss him. LOL. I get the feeling that the lack of education and lack of knowledge of US geography plays a big part in the surprise upon arrival. Why they do not investigate anything on line is beyond me and that is on them, the local person not fully explaining their life style cannot be upset by the import expressing their disapointment.

How strange she asked everyone to dress up in their "fanciest dress" only to have a pie fight, I hope she does not put a taffeta dress in the washer. Her dinner looked like all she needed was a box cutter to prepare anything on her menu.

Such a super sleuth!! I think the posters on this sight could unravel the Jimmy Hoffa case, lol. My thought is Capt. Lee cooled down and Delores either apologized or was put on lockdown in her cabin till the end of the charter.

I have watched a few episodes of this show and I have had more WTF moments than I can count. What are those parents so afraid of? Why does a child in that family have to run away in order to do something with their lives like go to college or find a career, are all those kids just supposed to live at home forever? Why can't the kids that have flown the coop see their brothers and sisters? What is up with that mother? She has such a skewed view of things, why does she want everyone to be so dependant on her, in my book that is a failure of parenting. Moriah needs a bit of a make over. I hope the model develops a thick skin, he has chosen a career that can rip you apart and be taken advantage of daily. The married son...I was so proud of him trying to say goodbye to the kids and standing up for his wife and if he had taken a swing at his father I would have cheered! Parents like that will put their 17 kids on therapists couches for ever. The religious daughter (the one with the prayer closet), that girl is fragile, she will never thrive on the outside world, hope her parents are proud of their work.

Anyone else catch all the black electrical tape on the chair in the recording studio Moriah went to, it reminded me of that horrible singer Evelyn from a 90 Day Fiance season, her recording in that guy's kitchen with really bad wallpaper, just a little sad.

The way I saw that scene play out was Francesca and Delores's friend were trying to lure her back with the promise of (of all things) more wine, Francesca could not have restrained Delores for two reasons, one Delores could have screamed bloody murder that Francesca had grabbed or harmed her and second, it could have put F in danger of going in the water which could have resulted in her being injured. James would have jumped in but because Capt. Lee told D not to go in and she disobeyed orders James would have to wait for the directive to go in and get D. Side note, If I ever have the opportunity to charter a super yacht I would put on my preference sheet that I do not want theme nights with tacky Party City streamers and such, just serve amazing food...I will be in my pj's.

Does that include running a steam iron over the pillow cases and the turned down sheet and then spraying a lavender scented mist? lol. I am a quick bed maker as well but if my husband helps it takes forever!

I bet he has an apartment in real life where his real life lives. This seems like production wanted them to live at the farm for the "fish out of water" and meddling parents story which is good because neither Brandon nor Julia have much personality, I believe the term for Brandon would be "milk toast."

She says she is equal to or more valuable than others...her valued added would be what exactly? Is it that she is kind to the ederly? Yazan has been loaded on camera but wants to throw stones at a glass house, does he get called out for that?

I have never been a fan, she seems uncomfortable in her own skin but mostly I got the vibe that she really did not want to be on camera.

That is exactly what I think when I see the tomahawk cut!!! I can totally picture Big Mike screaming Yaba Daba Doo!

She is dumb as a box of rocks, if I were Mike I would stock the fridge full of root beer just to see her lose her mind.

I hate the high five, hate it. I believe there is a lid for every pot...have you considered looking for love abroad, lol.

I am so jealous of Natalie, she got a night at Salish Lodge, dinner and the falls.

Damn, that is cold, not allowing Brandon and Julia to get married on Mother's Day.

Is it too early to say I love Pop Pop Joe?

My dinner tonight was a T bone, Mike's rib eye looked so good, there is a farm where I buy my meat and they have the tomahawk cut complete with two feet of bone sticking out of it...it would not be easy to fit on my grill but I would try! Natalie will always disapprove of anything Mike does and I think Mike knows it.

Was she eating scallops? Scallops are not vegetables, lol.

I called the Prada a Birkin by accident, sorry. My point was the kid didn't buy an expensive designer bag, I apologize for the designer mix up, so as Sutton Stracke (RHOBH) would say, "you've had your fun now stop."

Yeah, that was lost on me too, maybe she will only show up for parties or other crowded scenes.