Baltimore Betty

I have never watched, those people are too vapid for me and my bar is low based on what I do watch, that is saying something. Summer House, "Douchy guys doing douchy things, stupid girls doing stupid things and then crying about it." Running time, too long.

Has Natalie ever had a pizza before? No sauce? Corn? Big bell sleeves was a brave choice. The constant posing with ingredients was odd, her whispering cooking directions was odd and the 70's porn editing was distracting. Do we think Mike ate any of that pizza?

Lexi attended the Dorit School of Speech.

I read that too fast, had to do a double take, lol. I guess if we were all on TV people would be picking us apart too, it is a good thing I am perfection!

Tre's outfit made her butt look like a trussed up ham.

Yeah, it does. 😜

1000% Tre did a masterful thing, she can be front and center without even having to film, endless conversations about her, her name on their lips, the rumor being grist for the mill and she can sit back and collect her check, the lazy way. I don't think Evan cheated but the more Jackie talks about the rumor the little cracks begin to show so what does Jackie do, continues that narrative making it worse, not Tre, it is Jackie and her inability to let it go. Well played Tre, well played. My husband is leary when the BJ's increase, it means we usually wind up a car dealership, lol, seriously I am just joking, really, I am.

Thanks a lot, now I have a twitter account. I am not sure what sort of hold Jen Shah has over that group of people that is suposed to be her squad, after that outburst I would have quietly walked out of her house and blocked her number from my phone. Why stay for more abuse? Wait, are these people really relatives like Mary's cousins that enjoy cleaning her house? Seriously, Jen is in need of a good mental health professional.

Enjoy your new dress, what do I know about fashion. I am sure you will look fab.

At least she did not know that the rumor was circulating at the first party but the second...she did that! I sort of loved JoeGo (I never really say I love anything about him, ever) asking Evan why he did not come to the boys night because he was hoping he'd bring the girls, lol. I do not believe that Evan cheated, that is why Tre got the reaction she got from the the others, she put it on the most unlikely suspect. Please for the love of all that is good someone have an intervention with Jackie and her wardrobe of denim outfits and dresses.

I thought of that, the buttons, the giant buttons!!

Hahahahaha! She did look like she was playing a character!

Jackie must have a closet full of acid wash denim dresses she saved from the 80's and 90's, her fashion sense is painful to watch. Also painful to watch is her inviting her brother to film, talk to him about her rumor issue the way she would tell her 9 year old, I found it less than sincere, that guy does not care about any of that crap. I am tired of the hair petting all these women do with their extensions. I love Delores's dresses, every last one of them, where does she find them? I think money is owed, it always is. How do those women constantly ignore Tre's inability to pronounce words? Tre telling the real estate agent that she won't list her house with her until the issue with Joego is resolved, are we stupid, papers had to be signed before photography would have been scheduled, wheels were in motion. The agent's jumpsuit was a costume from the Nutcracker, right?

Paige is officially an idiot, she is playing along with whatever stupidness Chris is coming up with. There is nothing to talk about anymore, I thought she saw him for what he is, what is with the "I'll see what the good lord wants me to do" OMG, even the lord is telling you to run, why aren't you listening? Heck, the pastor told her to cut bait and run, what is her problem?

Virginia has a horrible sense of style and no idea of what quality clothing can do her for her. She should burn those leggings she wore to the driving range, they did her no favors. I have decided that Eirk is built like that Chrisley father, his shoulders and neck are sort of scarecrow like.

I got the Jon Peters vibe from him, you know what he really wants to do is direct...that song was supposed to be him singing and he did not know the meaning of the song? I got the impression his assistant was the girl he slept with the night before. D'Andra should probably stop the shaman habit if she has to ask Mama D for mortgage money, not sure why Mama D didn't tell her "I don't give a rip about that Hari Krishna guy, pay for your necessities first before you start asking me for money."

I don't know how many hours Tiffany's husband works but he always seems to be around the house, all hours of the day. He is always readily available to listen to her vocal fry her way thru the angst of the day, whether it is what she should pack (I would suggest machine washable if she goes anywhere with Kary) for a HW trip or listen to her whine about the women or her guilt feelings for working, making a lot of money for all her years of hard work in school, (why any woman would have guilt over that is beyond me), the time she spends with her kids, etc...but what sort of hours does he work that he has time to be home with the girls and not whine about anything?

Nowhere to go but down.

Are we betting on which deck hand gets replaced by the third charter? Are they setting up Picard to be the one that has to leave first?

I suspect that Las Vegas will be a catalyst for more fights about Jovi's partying while Yara stays behind in the hotel room. Jovi will probably want to run the strip with his buddies the minute the vows are said.

I would have a hard time acting attracted to any of the men on the boat, none of them do it for me. Not enough booze on that boat to change my mind.

It was odd. Why does Cynthia half ass plan weddings, you would have thought she would have hired a top notch wedding planner so she would not have issues that she had to deal with in a panic, the first wedding had a lot of hiccups and it seems she had learned nothing from that marriage.

Thigh high boots, leather suits, shortie shorts and bustiers at a pumpkin patch? Kenya is the last person I would want to mend bridges with, she needs fixing, maybe meds. The therapist had sage sticks and practical advice but that is not what Kenya needs, at this point her mother issue is an excuse for her bad behavior, she is like an addict that maybe sober but not thinking sober. Kenya has got to find peace and a therapist that is not willing to treat her on camera. So someone leaked the story about the party, shocking said no one. It was filmed in a way that everyone would have seen enough to gather their own thoughts so, big deal it got out early.

She only wants to give skin treatments to Ryharris.

Poor decisions.