Baltimore Betty

Kalani says she breast feeds all night long, that kid is not a new born...feed him real food! Also, pump you idiot, the kid can use a sippy cup! Asuelo says she will frolic in a hot tub, it will be romantic but she wants to bring the kids and her mother...I do not believe for one minute she wants to be alone with that dolt. Also, Asuelo did not total his car, that was a bad accident in which he walked away from without a scratch, it can be fixed, the insurance company would laugh at her description of the damage. Kalani sits there looking all innocent and hopeful that her marriage will last but if they were not on this show she would have dumped his ass but the TLC dollars are keeping hanging on to the farce of a marriage. Angela is smoking in the Uber with her tits out and no mask. She is pissed because Mah-kul keeps calling her, um wasn't she the one that made him quit working so she can keep him on the phone all day long? He needs to forget about Angela having a baby, it is laughable and he sounds stupid when he says anything about it, it ain't gonna happen, move on, we do not believe the ruse. Why don't the Uber drivers say anything her smoking their cars, she really does not care about anyone but herself. The Family Chuck segment should be called the Voyage of the Damned or Ship of Fools. Oh for the love of G-d, Tiffany just keeps showing up in the cold shoulder shirts, where the hell is she buying them!?? Maybe when Raw-nold comes to the US he will steal them and pawn them for scratch off tickets.

I watched the sneak peek and halfway thru it went to that awful Ed, I fast forwarded but never saw anymore of the preview...The Family Chuck is coming to Maryland for a vacation????? Why?

If I were Natalie I would have asked Mother Michael why wouldn't the room mate help with the wood stacking? I loved how Mother Michael just buys some parsnips as a replacement for celery and Natalie has not idea what a parsnip is or how to cook it. I Trish just wanted to eff with Natalie.

Absolutely!! June will not back down now, she wants a scorched earth ending to Gilead but anyone that helps, joins up with her winds up dead, it may be hard to get people to join her in her mission. As powerful as Moira has been, escaping on her own, murdering a Commander, running thru the snow to the Canadian border we see a different Moira now, she wants to help heal the escapees of Gilead, it is noble but June wants to be on the front lines, will Moira distance herself from June?

That's what I said! I would think Canada would not be a place to find the Commanders Wives clothing line at any retailer. Why aren't both Fred and Serena in some sort of uniform prison?

Are you calling her Pee-Wee Herman because of the weird deep voice that creeps up while she is speaking because I kept thinking I was hearing things, I heard her do that, right?

I was wistfully remembering their trip to Rome last season, aside from the beat down Denise took it was a great trip to watch.

I thought she said she donates things like those slippers because they were so ugly...I know I would!

And tree hugger.

Did you see Erika's eyes when Dorit said that! She was stifling a major eye roll, I was hoping she would have chimed in "You are from Connecticut!" I have traveled to a lot of countries too but that hardly makes me a child of the world, Dorit's photo was a tourist photo of her holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa in 1992, Dorit is laughable. How does any of her travels reduce her chances of being a racist? LOL.

I think she lives a very unhealthy lifestyle, up all night and sleeps most of the day...so rude to go to Kyle's room, eat chips, read the paper, and drink a Red Bull, (she knew what it was when she got it), she kept Kyle up half the night. Also, when Kyle went in to check on Kathy and Kathy was so rude to Kyle! It must be exhausting to be Kathy's sister, I see why Kyle is like she is, Kathy must be a lot like Big Kathy.

They might be able to get him on treason, sedition, human rights issues, trafficking of minors, kidnapping, rape, geeze, so many to pick from.

Thank you! The HW's were just doodling dicks as far as I am concerned and they could have done that from memory. Side note, when I was in college I chose a drawing class thinking it would improve on a skill I lacked, a bowl of fruit was a challenge and I really am not that kind of an artist, the next week they were bringing in nude models, I dropped that class faster than Sonja yanked the towel off of that penis model! Seriously, I was out of my league and I knew my skill level was not up to par, I stuck with photography and marketing classes for the duration.

Moira has more restraint and understanding where June is concerned and she shouldn't at this point, they are all in it together but typical June needs to bulldoze over people no matter what. I feel like June's testimony could have been a bit meatier, there was no mention of her treatment at the hands of Aunt Lydia or how Commander Waterford forced her to go to Jezebel's or how handmaids loose eyes, arms and tongues for breaking rules...all of these things that the Waterfords deem appropriate treatment of women because, you know, the bible. My surprise by the Waterfords leaving the trial without an escort of police or feds was strange and how did Serena get the teal "wife" maternity dress? None of the wives were supposed to get pregnant, right? At one point I thought Serena was going to play Fred to get what she wanted as in a lighter sentence but now it seems she is down with helping Fred for real, I agree with June, Serena is a sociopath.

That scene made my blood run cold and at that moment I saw Rinna for who she is, it was a calculated line delivered with a soap opera esque mean spirited intention...Lu did not say it like that, Lu has used the word "angry" with everyone on this franchise, she has asked Sonja why she was angry, Ramona was asked why she was angry...everyone, it is just Lu's go to move when people are yelling. I feel for Eboni, she is in a tough spot, she joined a somewhat tight knit group, she is a woman of color, and she might have her guard up and sensitive about words but if she builds a wall now none of the HW's will have anything to do with her and very little camera time, they all learned to fight and make up and move on and stay on camera. You cannot brow beat someone in to understanding your feelings or point of view, they are much less likely to hear what you are saying. Eboni could be a great asset to this show if she doesn't follow Leah's lead, Leah is ridiculous.

I think Leah and Eboni being late was a try at being front and center, anyone can be on time but being late means you will be talked about, filmed a bit more than the others, etc... Victoria and Leah did seem like they knew each other prior to this episode, a lot of things happen off camera so maybe they text a bit, hang out in the city and roll their eyes together when talking about Lu and Garth. I lost count how many times the word "dick" or other words for it was mentioned vs. the words, "lamb curry," was mentioned, did anyone count? How immature were the HW's about a nude model, they act like they had never seen a naked man before. Ramona continues to be oddly awkward with her flirting and body movements, the guitarist scene with her telling him she like his music was cringe worthy and so was her odd feather scene at her dinner table. Leah is crude and does not have finesse of how to say anything about sex in a polite way suitable for dinner conversation, I would not enjoy having a dinner or even a casual conversation with her and I have a potty mouth. BTW, she has not mentioned her religious conversion at all, did she lose interest already? Eboni has lost me a bit, if she wants to be friends with these women or anyone for that matter is not going to work if you constantly put them on the defense at every turn for no reason. We all know how Ramona hates screaming and Lu with her class and cabaret, Sonja and her drunken antics, Eboni is never going to change any of their behaviors, putting words in their mouths and flipping the script, it is on film, we all heard and saw what really happened. Leah has tried it and failed and still tries to poke at the OG's, it just does not work.

Our bar for entertainment is low, very, very low.

I feel like there might be alcohol or drugs involved in this rant, it is not normal to walk around your apartment for how ever long this video is and then some, nobody is there getting him riled up...he is high AF.

Her bad decisions will affect her kids for the long haul, now pushing her father to take responsibility for her poor choices is beyond the pale and if Father Tiffany agrees the we know that bad decisions is a family trait. Will Tiffany even offer to kick in financially for Raw-nolds visa or is all that on her fathers dime? This is where I think Seinfeld's butler idea would be a fantastic way to repay a debt.

I will say that 90 Day Fiance people has the strangest looking lawyers that ever (hopefully) passed the bar, there have been a few that I was so distracted by their appearance that I did not hear what they were saying. Angela and her face lift, that is not an immediate need, maybe she should find a doc in Atlanta because it would be so much easier for Jojo to wait on her hand and foot. My cousin had a face lift a few weeks ago, the change is amazing, not pulled tight, just youthful and refreshed, the first few days she was home she had round the clock nurses that adhered to the post op directives to the letter, Angela will need round the clock help because how you heal is how you are going to be, following the post op instructions is key but Angela most likely won't listen to the doc. I cannot believe that Tiffany could not find a shiftless, under or unemployed man in Frederick to knock her up. Mike and Mommy are so bad I am feeling sorry for Natalie and I hate that. Mommy wants Natalie to act like a housewife, okay but Natalie is not in her own house so what does Mommy want her to do, cook and clean for her? Actually at the same time Mommy wants Natalie to be a housewife she also wants her to get a job so she does not sponge off of Mike, a job would take time attention from Mike so how will she be the perfect housewife? Natalie was right about finding a job in Sequim, it will not be easy, transportation alone will be a challenge, does Mike have another car? After that scene at the butcher shop will Mommy expect Natalie to prepare the turkey just to needle her? I wouldn't put it past her. Brandon and Julia, boring.

Production has been known to play fast and loose with HW's, my thought was Garcelle may have been told to bid on something just for the show and Kyle might not have known it was just for show...all I am saying is production may have had a hand in Garcelle's non payment for something she was told to bid on. All speculation but not putting it past the producers to drum up drama, not telling Kyle it was not a real bid from Garcelle, etc...

OMG, so funny!

My understanding of what Garcelle bid on was a vacation of some sort, if she did not pay for the item for which she placed the winning bid she would not receive the item. If Garcelle did not receive the item she would have asked about it and she would have been told she did not pay for it...every auction I have ever been to you had to register for a number paddle, immediately following the bidding was over a rep would come to that person and take the paddle number and name, etc...why wouldn't the charity have contacted Garcelle about the non payment, it would not be up to Kyle to chase down the money, there were many ways to get a hold of Garcelle other than involving Kyle. I call BS on this situation, maybe the producers urged Garcelle to bid on something, maybe she thought it would be just for show so she did not think about paying for her item, production might have screwed her over.

Mah-kul asking how much the face lift will cost...like he has a dime in that dollar. His protesting any of her choices is laughable.

I thought they said that too but it is not.