Baltimore Betty

Anyone else confused by the fact that Teresa "wrote" a cookbook or two but was confused by what "dot with butter" meant? What was her costume supposed to be, cotton candy? Jen's ring was nice and she looked great as JLo. Joe B. as Gomez was hilarious, perfect! I can never hate Delores. Marge looks different every time I see her even without a costume, am I alone in this? Joe Gorga did not wear a dress on Halloween, never thought I'd see the day.

I was thinking Rula Lenska from the White Rain commercial...yep, I just realized how old I am.

I for one do not believe there was a pregnancy or even a purchase of a car, Chris was dancing as fast as he could to create an exit strategy. Most people that are so excited they are having a baby they buy the mother of the child a car show a sonogram picture maybe even a photo of the car they bought. When Paige met with Chris and Mercedes she asked how far along she was and Mercedes answered maybe 3 weeks or something, not the usual answer for a pregnant women, most know exactly how far along they are, she was even too early to see the gyno, he is a liar who lies. Chris knowing that Paige was believing the crap he has said from day one decides to string her along, gives her a crumb, keep her unsteady up to the very last minute, basically it was her that allowed his behavior, she needs help. When Chris showed up at the after DDay party (it was like Michael Scott showing up at Jim's party or Jill Zarin showing up at Ramona's girl trip on Scary Island) he cannot read a room but there we had Paige smiling like the village idiot, she needs help.

Yeah, so how is any of that going to change, VA won't give up her cats or booze, Erik has not changed his mind about either. See, I would have a problem with that proposal if it was me sitting there, what was that ring, a pink plastic ring? If he is so over the moon with VA why not get an engagement ring? Maybe VA could take off some off those junky rings she wears on every finger and make room for a nice diamond band (or any gemstone) or engagement ring. I predict they will do the next iteration of MAFS then divorce after that filming wraps.

What is Paige not getting????

Paige is a grinning idiot. Chris's coat is on and off in the same scene.

Chris is the worst, narcissistic, manipulative, phony jerk. Paige, why are you in the car being nice to that ass? I have no sympathy for Paige, does a brick need to fall on her head? Chris is a liar and you fall for all his lies.

I was confused by that too. How did LeAnne even get the video? Not sure why women blame women when men are the ones behaving badly.

I have been laughing about the chicken story because it's ridiculous, every Asian person eats the feet? Really, every last one? My grandmother used to make chicken fricasse with the feetsalahs, (that is Yiddish for feet), for one they were poor and when you buy a live chicken to be slaughtered by a kosher butcher nothing goes to waste. I would not make a blanket statement about every Jewish person likes chicken feet, Tiffany is off base with her assumption and way off basing her culture on the chicken feet. I hate chopped liver and that is a mainstay in my food culture. Honestly, Tiffany's insisting anyone who would not eat chicken feet is somehow a dis to her heritage simply does not have legs, lol. Who would buy one of Tiffany's tees, such a bad looking shirt, she could have had a better graphic. D'Andra's face looks painful in a swollen way and she got a nose job too? I always thought she was so pretty.

The tearless crying, even the sound effects along with the no tears...truly awful, truly fake. Her Burning Man outfit just killed her Rabbi. Why aren't we talking about how shocked we are that Ramona actually knew how to turn the pool heater on, I would have thought she would have gotten her "help" to do that.

I spent last week in Miami, flew down to see my daughter for a couple of days and had a lovely dinner at a Greek restaurant the first night, unfortunately I got food poisoning and an intestinal infection that lead to a 3 day stint in Jackson Memorial, (my body was doing things I will never be able to describe in polite society, think re enacting that scene in Bridesmaids at the bridal shop plus), I thought my colon is as clear as subconscious so I'm good now. Also, I am down ten pounds! Did we all think the party set up was a bit much for just the five HW's? All the hair, make up and costumes, so much bother for the few minutes of non existent Burning Man experience. I have never understood having professionals do hair and make up to only to jump in the pool after dinner. Eboni's apartment is nice but if it is a one bedroom and she says she won't sleep in the bedroom where is she sleeping? I am still unclear why it would be an issue to sleep there, it's not like the ex died in that bed.

I would not be sure if I would be impressed that Lu bought a fancy car or she had the funds to park that car in NYC, that would be the biggest deterrent to own a car in NYC! LOL.

Watching Glenn on the boat alone was worth watching this episode, cashews and donkeys! The constant pawing at each other between the crew members is like being at a field party in high school, you feel cool making out with your boyfriend and that's cool but how stunted are these people that they have to suck face at every turn, nobody wants to watch that. What is the difference if one of the blonds slept with or just kissed Gary and the other blonde is jealous...are they really fighting over Gary? I will still maintain that none of these people are interesting or attractive, what they are are morons.

I thought about production playing with the timeline and filming out of sequence but I would not put it past her to go thru a drive thru on her way to surgery and stomp out a butt on her way in to the building.

The hormones, oh the hormones...I feel for Yara but she will be fine and will settle in to the rhythm of motherhood. The thing that I find crazy is that they did not use birth control knowing that Jovi's job takes him out of the country for a month plus, this is how he makes money to keep Yara and the baby in an apartment, fed and insured. So Yara crying about Jovi needs to spend more time at home is unrealistic and stupid, does nobody plan anything, talk about anything or use birth control? Why is birth control the big evil? Having a mother in law that really wants to help is a wonderful thing, Gwen seems down for sleeping on the couch if needed. I can remember having my first, idiot mother in law was a nightmare, nasty piece of work that talked badly about me to everyone, telling people I did not know what I was doing...yeah, thanks for all the "help." She watched me days after I delivered crawl on the floor to pick up the newspapers she read and threw on the floor, I had to empty the sink of all the dishes she left, never offered to bring me lunch, sat in my living room and ignored me and the baby. Thank goodness for my mother but I managed and Yara will too, she may cry thru the days but heck, we all did!

Are you gobsmacked because this season was so bad and they had something of interest to actually make a story about or is it because of the fact that Falynn was married to this guy, they filmed them as a couple and then all of the sudden they are not? I cannot remember the scene but didn't Porsha have something to say about that guy/the marriage for money, I know some of the women had something to say about it. I give it 1.5 years.

That is a shame. I think some of the HW's with shaky marriages think this show will make things better, more exciting, deter the husband's bad behavior by having a camera around will keep him from straying, keep him honest because the eyes are on him and now everyone knows who he is. But we know it does not work like that. Also, Wendy does not live anywhere near Potomac, she lives closer to my zip code, should I try and stalk them? Is it worth it? No, it's not.

I had a thought, Mah-kul is all wound up about this surgery, what he really should be worried about is taking care of Angela (that is if he ever gets to Hazelhurst GA), when she is diagnosed with COPD or lung cancer, this WLS and reduction is nothing, just wait till he has to carry her oxygen tank around.

Kalani and Asuelo think that buying a house would be the thing to save their marriage? Yea, no stress there, they own no furniture, they will have utility bills, taxes, insurance premiums and not to mention the mortgage payment, yea, no stress there. They asked the real estate agent if they can buy a house and he says yes...of course that is what he would say, they have not talked to a mortgage company yet? Dumb and Dumber do not work, they have no income, how do you buy a house with no income, seriously how do they think they will come out of this a home owner? TLC pays that much? Kalani sits there and lets her tears roll down her fat little face, says she is 80% sure she wants a divorce but wants to buy a house to try and salvage her marriage, WTF? Why not have another baby, that might work too! Idiot. Also, let's sit at the table with a tray full of Lysol spray and hand sanitizer mixed in with the plates of food on the table. Let's all chip in and buy Koloni a shirt.

I know! My daughter is a long time user of RTR, she has worn some of the cutest outfits and dresses and does not have them hanging in her closet never to be worn again, she is a smart girl.

I think Leah usually bites off more than she can chew and in this case she has again. If she is all in with becoming an Orthodox Jew she will have to say good bye to the show, 90% of Orthodox Jews do not even own a TV much less star in a some times raunchy reality show. She could have gotten her feet wet with going to a Chabad in her neighborhood, maybe a Reformed shabbat service a couple times a month, taking a course at a Hillel, anything but the extreme. What she does not understand is the Orthodoxy is very oppressive to women and she will have a problem with that. Any questions she has about anything, the rabbi will tell her what she should do or it will be in the Talmud, even Modern Orthodox Jews have rules, rites, laws to live by. Does she realize she will have to keep a kosher home, should not be in the company of single men unaccompanied, not grind up on other women, not have sex unless it it is in the confines of marriage, this will be a real blow to her image and libido. I guess she will miss out on the Friday night parties, Saturday daytime festivities, wait until after sundown till she can use her phone, electricity...Rabbi's expect you to actually walk the walk, talk the talk of conversion. Sorry for the vitriol, I don't like Leah at all, can you tell?

Do we think it was the brand that PK and Dorito had at their house warming/brand launch? I think Leah had a boob job, I was watching an old episode and she was at that Russian spa in a bikini and she had a very small bust and at the boxing gym she looked so much fuller. I hope we are not treated to her hideous, destructive behavior this season.

I am always mystified by the fact that birth control is beyond their comprehension and they are to stupid to use or understand it makes me sad that they will be responsible for raising and teaching a child anything. Angela smoking in the hotel room prior to surgery, both are huge no-no's but she doesn't care. Also, Mah-kul talking to his brother about breast reduction surgery and gastric surgery, what frame of reference do either of them have, it is probably not happening a lot with people they know or even anywhere around them. Also, she referred to her boobs as Mah-kul's and vica versa, they most certainly belong to Angela, he will most likely never get to the states so it will be a long time till he sees them in person and she will probably gain back most of her weight by then so win win for Mah-kul. The doctor tells Angela she needs a reduction, fine but talk about size she wants to be verses what would look good, method of surgery, the results, scarring, etc...has she ever had a mammogram, wouldn't the doctor order one before she has the procedure? I guess he was too blinded by her beautiful boobs and all he could think of was pulling on them (EWWWWW). Angela says her breathing is affected by her breasts, I think it might be the 40 years of tar and nicotine stored up in her lungs that may be the culprit. She disgusts me.

Angie's boobs are like tube socks with tennis balls in the toe part, she would be wise to get a small implant with that reduction.

Angie's friend has the oddest coloring, I cannot put my finger on it, just so beige, so very, very beige.