Baltimore Betty

Those who don't vote do not get to spend the next four years complaining about the Oval Office but I have a feeling in Leah's mind that rule does not apply. What is she teaching her daughter by example? I get why Mother Leah does not speak to Leah for periods of time, she is exhausting. I had forgotten how preachy Heather was in her past seasons but honestly, I would be happy to get a lecture from Heather than have Leah around for another season stomping around mad, yelling about how everyone is stupid, nice houses are stupid, the Hampton's are stupid, everyone that is not her is a bigot or whatever.

If she was that distressed about losing someone who meant so much to her...why is she filming? I see what is most important to her, I bet her grandmother knew this too. Tearless crying is a requirement of all HW's, the ability for a HW to cradle one is is TCing is where the real acting comes in to play.

How soon before boarding do they do Covid tests?

Eboni and Lu may have apologized, made peace with the situation but neither one of them got it right, Lu took Eboni's "I have more education than all of you" and ran with it instead of explaining that it was not about a college degree it was meant as the Christian upbringing that Ramona. It had nothing to do with education or degrees, it had to do with what was acceptable table talk in Ramona's household when she was growing up, which is funny when you look back at Ramona's break down she had in the woods and how she described how horrible it was so why would she care about the word "twat" being used in front of her. I don't hate Heather and I think her trying to clarify the misunderstanding, Leah wanted to incite more fighting, given the choice I would choose Heather over Leah any day. Leah makes me wonder, maybe it is a generation thing but she is so quick to tell someone they are not woke or assign some label that is hip at the moment to someone, (I don't mean when she called all the HW's "ho's), telling a room full of white women that they are racist serves no purpose and does not help any situation, did she expect them to say they were racist? Heather did the same thing Leah did but in a calm manner, she tried to explain why they needed to listen and really understand how words can trigger, etc...all Leah did was stomp around and accuse, that shuts people down quick. Leah hates Heather for being better at helping a situation, Leah just kept throwing gasoline on the fire. Leah was the one that looked unhinged, yelling about how she would not get on the bus with Heather, throwing things, etc...Eboni is pleased with her new friend but in reality she should run from Leah, Leah loves a cause but this cause is not hers and the more she screams about the less people will hear. I believe Eboni explained herself clearly, no screaming involved, it was understood by everyone in the room. nobody understands Leah, she has no dime in that dollar, Eboni does not need Leah on her side. Eboni is not messy, Leah is messy. Is it okay for someone like Leah to point fingers about how all the white women in the room are racist but she is not, that generalization seems dicey at best, how is Leah the perfect model, who checks her? I want to see inside Eboni's life, what she does for fun and work, where she shops, etc...also, her playing match maker with a match maker for Sonja should be interesting, I hear Patty Stanger's voice (in my head), telling Sonja that she can have just one drink at a mixer, right, lol.

You know she cuts her own hair, she's got to. I see her holding scissors, looking in the bathroom mirror and chuckling while cutting her bangs so they can stand up straight out of her visor, mumbling about how Super Cuts wanted $6 to trim my bangs, I'll show them! It was very telling when Trish was talking to Mike (by the trailer full of wood), she said "if you are in this marriage for the long run or how ever long it lasts...who talks like that? She may not have any faith in his marriage but geeze, you don't say it out loud. The sad thing about that was that Mike did not dispute it or defend his marriage, yikes. Trish should be happy if Natalie was a hooker, she would be bringing in money, isn't that what she wanted Natalie to do?

Mrs. Hanson...I think I love you.

It is always these broke idiots that insist on finding the most expensive way to find a loser...like they couldn't find a loser in their own backyard. Why is it that the person that will be coming to the states never chips in for all the visa expenses? If you can't bring some money or marketable skills then I would not be interested in you...if you could not make a living of any sorts in your country how would you do that in the US? Like who really needs to bring someone here who will bitch about the time spent away from them at work so I can support them? Who needs that crap? Also, let's discover vast differences in each other, the desire or lack there of wanting kids, religion and other basic things like compatibility after they get here and figure out if you want to marry them, yeah, let's do that.

Just another cringe moment. Did he say that he was looking forward to getting in the hot tub, cooking and sex, he is expecting Kalani to cook?

Kathy Hilton is a dottering old lady, I am not age shaming her, even if she was 40 I would say what I said, she teeters around oblivious to everything and everyone, she could not figure out how to plug in her fan, woke up her sister and had an all night snacking and reading session in her bed not even aware her sister was trying to sleep...I would love for her to join everyone on the next activity just to see her try to make sense out of whatever would be going on. I see her as a one and done...she is boring.

I picture him in that Little House on the Prairie beating the hell out of a refrigerator.

I wonder what Mike's first wife has to say about Trish. Anyone wonder what the sleeping arrangement is for Roommate Ron (or what ever his name is)? All that Thanksgiving dinner needed other than decent food was for Trish to tell Mike that Roommate Ron is going to be his new daddy! I would be so sad to know that the family fortune, my inheritance would be those pigs...unless Trish filled their bellies with coins I would make a Goodwill run seconds after the funeral. Trish wins for having the most crap randomly placed on her walls.

I am sure Low will be buying for a new or paying for the car repair that is not covered by insurance...Asuelo cannot be that daft to not realize who is paying for basically everything because he knows he is not. Asuelo lives like a house cat.

I will ring shame her forever and they look filthy and too small on her puffed up fingers. That is what you want to see in a health care professional when they knock on your door (reaking of cigarette smoke) to help take care of your loved one, oy.

Greg Brady tried that with his parents (Mike and Carol Brady), but with a pack of cigarettes in a friends jacket mix up that he took by mistake thinking it was his letterman jacket, they believed him soooo...lol. I think if Tiffany says it enough it will be true. Her father should tell her this is her mess, she needs to pay for it or clean it up, he should also tell her enough with the cold shoulder tops but well, here we are.

On a second look, the bowl of not mashed potatoes might be cole slaw, although I saw Trish mixing it in her mashed potatoes so that was odd.

I chuckled to myself that she is forcing those kids to breast feed, the kids resisting and her telling them to eat! Any way to keep from being alone with that dolt of a husband, who by the way did not seem all that traumatized by his fender bender, not quite the "totaled" car Kalani described to us, the photo does not lie.

Good lawd, I just noticed when Angela was in the Uber that she had a change purse clipped to her bra strap. Angela is screaming at Mah-kul about how when he is wrong he never admits it, that is the pot calling the kettle black...she is so unaware of herself.

And the twerking? Is that Samoan or Mormon, I keep forgetting which one says to twerk on Instagram.

It is like something from a Hitchcock film. You should see the cicada dance I do trying to avoid them landing on me. The noise is deafening, there was a report about how the noise is akin to an airplane engine. I know it has been 17 years since my mother died because the cicadas came out then too, time flies.

I pray you are never subjected to Angela's unblurred bits.

The Pilgrims were all about shrimp salad, right? LOL. Trish enjoyed every minute of that uncomfortable dinner, Mike did nothing to support Natalie, he is weak in character and I really hated feeling bad for Natalie, damn Trish and her bad hair decision and damn Mike and his "dunno" shoulder shrug.

The air is thick here too, between the humidity and the cicadas I may not leave my house till July 4th when it is promised the cicadas will leave the area. Someone posted about Rio and Duran Duran, many years ago after a concert on 95 the my friend and I were riding next to the limo that Simon LeBon and the not so attractive bass player were riding in, they rolled down the window and asked us (at 70 mph) if we wanted to fuck and did we have any drugs...ah youth, we declined.

That has never been on our table but my (now) ex mother in law used to make a garden salad and submerge it in lime jello, I could never figure that out, it was easier to just divorce my then husband than try to unravel that mystery salad.

Why are the Chuckleheads all ont bow of the boat instead of sitting aft, probably comfortable seating back there.

Was there even a green vegetable on that table, what was in the giant bowl, it looked like potato salad, (they had mashed potatoes so I am hopping it is not potato salad).