Baltimore Betty

I cringe just thinking of what that was about!

I'll just say this about this weeks episode...I watched it from a hospital bed and it did not distract me from my health issue. I went to visit my daughter in Miami, landed this past Tuesday, had dinner at a fabulous Greek restaurant and then things turned in a different direction, after what I could only describe as the scene in Bridesmaids when they were at the bridal salon...I was the one woman show re enacting that horror. I spent 3 days at Jackson Memorial in the Presidential Suite (not kidding, daughter has a friend of a friend), beyond sick with an intestinal infection from food poisoning. This episode was embarrassing to watch and most of the other episodes too. I cannot imagine these young women feeling good about themselves after watching themselves. Bravo should be ashamed that they have reduced the women on this show to feel that the only thing they can get screen time for is when they are trying to get laid, getting laid and nudity on film. Bravo likes bad behavior but sadly there are women willing to give their all. None of the men or women on this show are attractive or even interesting, the chef is odd, her reaction to information would make it hard for me to not want to punch her, Daisy told her that the guests were all seated and Chef's answer was why are you telling me your problems...what does that even mean and how does that help service? I've seen her IG account with heavily filtered photos of her in bikinis, we have seen her in her bathing suit and she does not look flawless, why try to make anyone believe you are flawless now? Why aren't we seeing photos of her cooking or her finished products, you know showing her career movement, why do you have to look "hot" in a bikini if your chef skills are oh so strong and you have worked your butt off to make it as a chef? Why isn't that enough? I still to date cannot tell you which girl is which and I don't care.

Wait, are you saying there are few authentic moments on this show??? I for one am shocked, shocked I tell you!

Tiffany kept saying things like she wanted him to "make up" the money which just hit me wrong, wouldn't it make more sense if she said contribute to or earn or send her money but make up the money sounds weird. Both of them keep saying how they have not seen each other in person for about 8 months, the make it sound like it was personal choice or a financially driven decision but it was the pandemic. Allegedly she bought airline tickets for a trip in a month to visit Ronald but would she have been able to actually go? Tiffany tells Ronald that she cancelled the tickets for that trip and Ronald's reaction was to ask how she made that sudden decision, it's a month out, it is not like they were getting on the plane the next day. All of that is moot because she would not be able to fly to SA during the pandemic. Tiffany knew what Ronald was when she met him. I have no sympathy for her.

Why does Brandon have to call out Julia's English language and writing skills when she starts talking about career goals? Brandon should have told her that if she wants to be an event planner in the future she will need to learn about it, work at an event planning company, etc...I hope she does not think she can just tell people she is one, forging relationships with vendors, getting permits and locations and more importantly, how to do the billing so she can make money. All that aside, I wonder if she really knows what she is talking about, she will be working evenings, weekends, early mornings and Brandon will be on his own, he might look at a girl when ordering a drink!

And stupid.

It was not a good look at all, when she sat down all I could see was the cellulite spilling out between the straps on her skirt...not that I am cellulite shaming but with all the money she says she has she could have chosen a more flattering outfit. LaToya, if she had pusher her shoulders back her nipples would have popped out. This has been a nothing sandwich all season so I figured it would be a nothing sandwich reunion and I was right.

Angela and her skin tuck surgery, that won't happen for a while, a long while till her weight loss is complete so why is she all worried about the time she is taking now being away from home, I would think she would not have the nip tuck for at least a year, right? Also, why is she so worried about a doctor touching her, that is their job, did she think it would be sexual? How is she so proud of her boobs, those things are hanging below her waist and it looks painful. I feel for the doctors that have to deal with her, the non stop cackling and cigarette smoke smell and let alone the fact that she has not stuck to the rules makes her more of a liability on the table.

Even if the doctor was a plastic surgeon this outfit is so unprofessional and unflattering...her necklace goes down to her belly button, thru the top? How many outfits did she pick out before she landed on this one? Also, I thought she was trans, don't hate me. Sue Ellen Mishke, hilarious!!! It is not fair that Angela can pay for or any part of this surgery but lives in squalor (don't even say she doesn't we have seen the inside of her home, crap everywhere), and has no self discipline. We saw her wearing a patch, I assumed it was a nicotine patch but she is still smoking? I wish the doctor could remove the cackle.

I was referring to Teresa, I have not doubt Delores could have many suitors we would not question.

That movie is everything!! I for one was shocked that she found a guy that was willing to be seen with her, her baggage and stupidity is sort of mind numbing and plus she has kids, that is a lot for a guy to take on. I figure this guy wants his 15 minutes of fame, right, I mean if it is not that then what is his deal? Delores will be fine no matter what happens to the good doctor, she tends to redo her house when she stresses about her relationship with David and Frank is there to make sure it is done, Delores always wins. Frank will forever flit around Delores and I do not have a problem with that, the get along because there is nothing at stake. Also, her dress game is strong and I would love to know where she shops, being home and bored I tend to shop on line and I am not that good of a detective.

If I remember it correctly it took place at Dorinda's house, the HW's dressed up like flappers, Sonja threw herself at either the fake detective or maybe it was the corpse, the HW's were so busy fighting that the mystery cast sort of gave up.

In sailing, tacking means you move the boat in a zig zag pattern to catch the wind in the sails. I read it as "track" too.

I guess I have been spoiled, my cousin is a jeweler and paying retail is not my experience, why shop at a chain store when there are a lot of independent jewelers out there that $800 could have offered a much better option, something truly special. Also, he did not know Haley, she might only wear yellow gold or had an infinity bracelet or necklace already, too many moving parts to guess what she would have liked.

I wonder what her husband thought of all her antics including her drinking? How does he get it up for that woman, she is a child. Kary is a perfect match for her, they bother everyone equally. That fake crying Brandi was doing while giving Stephanie that gift, no tears and honestly, why tears? Why do they keep referring to the room where JR was shot as that at all, I thought he was shot in his office, right? I imagine if left to her own devices Brandi's house would look like that room 24/7.

Doesn't everyone who has helped June wind up dead?

That theatrical fall down the stairs worried me, also the drinking...Brandi seems like she is a risk taker but I could not believe that she knew she was pregnant and behave like that. I went on a roller coaster when I was a few weeks pregnant with my second, didn't know it...afterward puked like a sorority girl during pledge week so I will give Brandi a pass on all that and I hate giving her a pass on anything.

But in a shared cabin???

There are some clubs, The Green Door...or so I have heard.

I read that like Chandler Bing and no, it could not be more annoying.

Basically there is no such thing as a starter home in Northern Virginia, it is crazy expensive, (always have been), maybe they can stay closer to Williamsburg but they really should distance themselves from Toxic Betty and Ron. Why was Betty so vexed about Julia wanting to go to Las Vegas, so what it was their honeymoon and she probably is so curious about that town and it is fun, I am sure if was Brandon's idea Betty would be giving him $5 to put on red. I have a friend that lives and works in Las Vegas, she is a patient health plan coordinator at a cancer center so yes, people live, work and play in Las Vegas. Flying in you can see zillions of houses, I am sure both Brandon and Julia saw those houses so why would Brandon say nobody lives there, where does he think all the employees in the casinos, hotels and restaurant live?

The boobs, the boobs!! Are RHOA ladies afraid that if they don't put them out there we won't know they have them? Kenya's stylist bedazzled her neck. While all the HW's looked stunning the extreme dresses looked so uncomfortable and Kandi could not use the facilities without getting completely undressed, I could not agree to wear anything that may lead me to have a bladder infection or a skin rash, the sequins and netting on those dresses looked itchy. Kenya keeps referring to Marc as her husband, boy is she in denial, he has never been her husband except on paper. For the life of me I cannot tell the difference between LaToya and Drew, they are both contrived, miserable women who want drama for the sake of drama. LaToya tells Andy she has a kidney infection but later says she a cold and she was offended by the offer of vitamin C from Drew's camp, oh the horror, the horror of it all. Puh-leese! Cynthia getting questioned about her super spreader wedding is worth watching, she really has no answer for her reasons but selfishness, she could have donated some of the money used for the wedding to a covid related charity and she would be hailed a benevolent bride but no, she wanted a big wedding, again. It is so telling that there is only one short page of posts for part one of the reunion, are we tired of this franchaise?

Us too! I can still hear my mother saying that, just like that!

And that horse sensed Vinny's anxiety, Vinny cannot relax enough to try or even enjoy anything new.

All that weight is from her boobs to her hips, her legs and arms are skinny and she has no ass.