Baltimore Betty

I forgot to count how many times she said "Amazing."

Remember seasons ago when the chief stew Heather was able to bring a past coworker on to fill a stew spot and Fraser freaked out because he was so insecure about his position, Heather was really nice about talking to him and cleared things up, why can't Fraser have that level of communication with Barbie because I feel like if he fires her he is shooting himself in the foot because she is really good at her job. Fraser might be feeling like he is not doing a good job and needs to blame someone for his lack of skill, Barbie is good at her job and he is jealous, maybe?

Chef Frenchy could have made the same dish for the vegan, gluten free, vegetarian. Jill claims to be friends with all the guests but did not know one of them does not eat raw fish but wasn't that the same woman who was the primary but nodded along with Jill while she told the chef about wanting the sushi at the bar, saying nothing about wanting a non fish sushi option...that is on her. Jill as a running commentary about everything on that boat and that was tiresome, the capt told the crew to not let Jill rattle them, capt should have pulled Jill aside and told her to chill because she is not the primary in some non confrontational way. On the other side of that coin why not have a deck crew in the galley for plating and washing pots and pans? How can anyone get annoyed with Chef and not offer any remedy for his situation?

You mean The Cuckold that is Gordon? Mia was so blatant with her relationship and having G be all chummy with Ink on Facetime, I am not buying what they are selling as in Mia and G will not/do no have a contentious divorce/relationship. Why would Ink call Mia so many times when he knew should would be filming? I think she is dumping one controlling guy for another. Mia telling us she lost three grandparents in one year, (year right), that they all left her money, the same grandparents that let her be in the foster system for any amount of time, didn't want to take care of her while they were alive but in death suddenly remember her? She really doubled down on that lie. Nneka did not even care the cameras were on, she jut blurted that out, whats it like when they are home alone, yeesh! Gizelle used to be cool, now she is being totally uncool, what happened to her? As for Grace going to school in Florida, something tells me she will be transferring some where closer to home by next semester, isn't that what all the RH kids do? The HW makes a meal out of the kid going to college for an entire season only for us to find out they came home after their first year to attend school closer to home or they drop out completely. Look out Karen, Wendy is the new voice of reason! Andy might be asking her to host the next reunion, she got more info out of the women than Andy did! BTW, her make up and hair look horrible. One thing I have learned from Shark Tank is when someone says they have sold 2 million dollars worth of product they are not telling you what they have cleared, Eddie probably has a long list people that have to get paid before he sees his cut but still good for them, Robyn must seethe when she sees Wendy and Eddie's success, they are a team where Robyn is a team of one while Juan is not supportive but just wants to be financially supported and does not care how Robyn gets the money...the man needs his quarters for the coin op machines, lol. Candiace will be just fine without RHOP, she is busy with her career and Chris is very supportive of her. Candiace will have moved on, earning her own money, living her best life while Ashley will still be rubbing Michael's feet next season. Did Andy ask about AnG(st) legging business at all? Like no questions about the outfits that can go from the gym to the club by simply adding a cape?

I was really shocked to learn there are no toiletries in the cabins. I do remember on this and otherl BD shows they talk about having sunscreen available but no shampoo, etc...that is a surprise. I blame Fraser for not making guests aware the plug is in the drawer, he is the one to give the tour when the guests come on board. Having round the clock snacks can be a tricky thing, I think we all know no matter what those snacks were it would not be what the guests want or they would want hot snacks provided like sliders or quesadillas, pizza, chips and quac, etc...

I have to make a correction, it seems that the primary guests are in real life friends of Jill's, I guess they were letting Jill be Jill.

But on the bright side, that primary never has to see Jill Zarin again. I would like it if someone would install a button under the table and every time someone pushes it Jill gets an electric shock.

I think too much when I watch that commercial, like the awful clothing I am thankfully unable to afford and the thought of laying on a car in the desert heat and dealing with the second degree burns from my shoulders to my thighs. Those two models look miserable, so using that cologne will make me miserable? No thanks.

Great Scott! Fraser is being like Capt. Sandy, just being shitty to Barbie (who does a really good job), because he can. I think she was obnoxious, maybe not as demanding but definitely obnoxious, see Scary Island- The Un-welcomed Arrival for a prime example. She has no self awareness. How does her boyfriend stand her? I can only imagine the amount of service workers that have or wanted to spit in her food prior to serving it to her.

Jill likes to know in advance of menus in order to make them better, Jill thinks she is the GM of the yacht. Jill boarded the yacht with a boyfriend and I think we saw him once, we certainly didn't hear him speak, did we? Whatever happened to the Jill that would just announce the brand and price of various objects, clothing or well anything? But what exactly is she getting things done? Also, why did the chef make hamburgers for lunch, I would have thought Jill would have had something to say about burgers not being high end yacht food.

Bad in a tiresome way not shrewish and ignorant as Kelly or Vicki but that tiresome is unbelievably tiresome.

I saw that too but maybe in Trump's world they exist.

I am 100% sure the producers did not have to prod JZ to act like an ass on this charter. Jill wanting the sun, moon and stars from the get go, I mean she isn't wrong about the toiletries in the bathroom but OMG, she likes to go overboard which is where Fraser would have liked to put her. Jill likes her cokes in the freezer, they blow up in the freezer but I guess JZ does not care since she does not have to clean it up. She wants food out all the time but I am sure she will complain that the food has been sitting out all day, lol. It is a good thing she taught Barbie how to make a Diet Coke. Barbie should not have been left alone on board to handle everything, Fraser screwed up. Chef Frenchy was overwhelmed by the wonky way the hamburger orders were relayed, why wouldn't she write it down clearly, as in numbers 1 thru 5 or whatever, that was frustrating for me to watch how she made something simple in to something complicated. Vegan, Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Vegetarian, no seafood, no red meat, no eggs, obtuse allergies, etc...after almost 20 years in catering/food service/customer service it has become a nightmare to serve the public...I have had people tell me they are allergic to _________ and when pressed they admit to just not liking said item, they have no idea how it can throw a wrench in the workings of the kitchen. I applaud Chef for being able to single-handedly figure out what to serve everyone, sure he whiffed it a time or two but he came real close! Why any girl would consider Ben any kind of relationship material is beyond me, I mean in general what relationship lasts past the last docking?

I thought the same thing, it was too soon and it was too tragic. I thought it was one of the writers giving a nod to Real Housewives of Miami, one of the women spent that much from Sephora with Instacart.

What did he do for a living? I see he is a chef. The I need five bedrooms was odd, his reasoning was one, because he had a lot of stuff and two, when people come to visit, I think a basement would be a good place for a lot of his stuff and dose he think everyone that comes to visit will be staying over night and how many visitors does he get on the regular anyway? He creates content? I'd love to see his sm. OMG, I saw one of his cooking demos. Something was very off.

Well at least Marcus got that memo.

Hah! Several decades ago someone gave me a murder mystery kit, I never used it, never had time for it, never wanted to do it, I guess I am not a game player, it would be the last thing I would want to do on my luxury yacht vacation. Cheesy theme parties are the biggest waste of time and energy on these boats, these luxury yachts where every captain yells about 5, 6, 7 star service all seem to be happy when the guests are gathered around the table decorated with childish Oriental Trading Co. decor. As for the captains screaming about 5,6,7 star service yet when the interior department head comes to them and says they do not think a stew is doing a good job, is causing issues, has a bad attitude the captain always sends them back with a "well you just have to train them, handle them, etc..." so much for giving all the stars service.

I love Kathleen Madigan, if it is good enough for her than....

I imagine a waiting room full of wannabe's waiting to be told whether or not they are working on dry land or on a boat, that day Dylan got the nod for dry land. Also, (is her name Katie, I think it is), Ben now has Katie's unflattering hair cut, he was on WWHL and I thought it was Katie (name?). Ben seems the sort that nobody is allowed to be better at deck handing than he is.

Yeah, I wondered who The CW is too.

And new guy, I cannot figure him out, I think he looks like if Ben and Fraser had a baby it would be new guy. His voice/laughing is annoying. Fraser was making out with one of the deckies in the van, who was it, new guy? If my job description included drinking till I felt sick and pass out I don't think I could do that job.

I enjoyed last nights episode more than most so far this season, Kate always had something planned for the guests and it took so long for Fraser to get on board with doing something creative. I will forever wonder why those theme dinners always have to look so tacky when all the captain will talk about is Seven Star Service! Chef Frenchy's food and plating is outstanding, I will never not like him. And @snarts is right, where is the deck crew, they usually help with galley work, they could have demoted Jared and given him that job. Capt. Kerry has yet to resort to acting like Capt. Sandy screaming about maritime law and telling her department heads they are cancer or smelly fish and Kerry has not whipped out some corny phrasing as an insult and I have yet to hear him mutter a "G-d damn it," in response to someone's hair not being in a pony tail or getting his Cherrios being delivered late...Capt. Kerry has the power to make me forget all those captains and I thank him for that. The fancy beach picnic trope, oy make it go away and limit the beach visits for swimming and cocktail and bag lunches. Sunny looked beautiful on their night out, why does she even like Ben he seems boring and has a wandering dick.

Thank you for your concern, I live very north of that bridge, (Reisterstown historic area), but in my life have sailed under it and it is on huge pilings and tons of cement, for it to come down like toothpicks was horrible. The loss of lives is a tragedy and this changes greatly our shipping lanes and beltway travel for a very long time. Getting back to Karen and Ray living separately, I knew that was happening and I chuckled when they were in the doctor's office talking about Karen's blockage and to me Ray looked like he had no idea why he was there and what they were talking about.

Years ago I discovered Kleenex Man Sized Kleenex, the tissues are huge and loved that but they were discontinued (I found some on Ebay and I cannot believe I spent that much for Kleenex), they even changed the name but sadly they are no more. Man Kleenex, somewhere there is a marketing person saying, "yeah I thought of that."

But will we notice?