Baltimore Betty

Why wouldn't Natalie looked for an ENT in Port Angeles, it's much closer to Sequim than Seattle. Also, how would she have not had to get a pre op medical exam without Mike knowing, (she was using his insurance because there might be a co-pay and seeing she had no money for a hotel room I doubt she has the money to cover the co-pays for her surgery), you don't get an exam until you know when your surgery is scheduled. I would have stayed the night in the hotel closer to where her surgery was being done after the surgery because driving two hours back to Sequim would seem uncomfortable for me.

It was not as sweet as I thought it would be, the flavor was off for me, it was a combo of bitters and something I could not figure out, I wanted it to be my summer drink, you know, cool and easy to drink but to me it tasted musty. I am hell bent on finding some drink recipe to use the bottle I bought, I am not giving up. Tiffany seems like she would drink something sweet like moscato, (not my kind of bubbly at all).

I am surprised that there isn't a visit to a winery this trip, they always seem to go to a winery and that way Bershan can chide Leah and Lu for not drinking...hilarity ensues.

I feel like Crystal drew a line in the sand with that answer, I doubt we will ever see Crystal and Sutton being friends, it may be like Rinna and Kim, they can be in the same room together but the minute one of addresses the other things will be forever misconstrued and it will start another issue/fight.

The problem with this lug nuts on 90 Day is that they don't know the person they married, they meet someone on line and talk to them for a time then fly to their country and all they do is fight, get engaged anyway then every visit after is just more fighting, get the person to the states, use the 90 days to "get to know them," fight the entire 90 days, wait until the very last minute then get married even though they do not know that other person and what they do know they hate and just sort of hope things will get better later on. The only options these people are exhausting is the money they have borrowed from family members, (who stupidly lend them), and they exhausting to every person that knows them and watches the dumpster fires their lives have become.

My husband learned that in Alanon, slightly different but same sentiment, it really does help to think just the littlest bit before you open your mouth. Bershan is trying to make her time on camera memorable, controversial, etc...she has to be ready for the blow back when she does this. I too had high hopes for a fun HW but alas, no fun HW. Everyone is posting abut how Lu likes to say "how dare you, who are you to...." Ramona did it first, at Heather's house in the sticks, while they were canoeing and that pretty model splashed her and got Ramona's hair wet, Ramona launched in to "who are you to get my hair wet, etc..."

I cannot get past that. Who was that unfortunate looking person in the black dress with white embroidery? I fell asleep during the show and woke up to Vinnie and Brianna playing the shoe game then realized I did not have to watch the rest of the show.

I guess Erika will be able reclaim the part of Roxie Hart since she will have prison experience, maybe she can orchestrate the Jail House Players performance of "Chicago." The running mascara was a nice touch, didn't work but it was a nice try. Kathy is a mystery to me, one minute she is a doddering old woman, the next she looks young, then she is funny pulling everything out of her bag like Mary Poppins, then she is the consummate hostess (albeit in PJ's), then it is 3pm and she is up for the day finally and howling with her dog Sue, who names a dog Sue?

He has no people skills and we have seen his one and only job interview, it was not good, it was a fake interview but I imagine the real ones would be similar. Can you picture Andreiiii going to an interview at a real estate firm, Andreiiii: I expect to do what ever I want, can you give me all my pay now and I will decide what I want to do and I would like my name on the building along with your company name. No questions asked, please. I will tell you what questions to ask. I will tell people what house to buy you just worry about yourself. Real Estate Firm: Well you have to work on a team before you get to be an agent with us, you know, prove yourself also please fill out this application. Anreiiiii: Go fuck yourself, I say I am good, I can sell houses, I can break a door off of a fucking refrigerator the hard way, don't terrorize me with your fucking applications and fucking teams. That is why he cannot get a job anywhere but with Chuck.

A few years ago I met a woman who in casual conversation told me she dated Juan and really liked him but he was still living with his ex wife and she felt funny about that and stopped seeing him. I wonder if most of the women he dates care if he lives with his ex and is now engaged again to Robyn? Robyn has got to know Juan has a wandering eye by now, right?

Because "boring" gets you fired...who wants to watch a boring housewife bring nothing to the table?

I read that like Alex said it when Jill popped in to surprise the girls on Scary Island, "We've had enough drama," her voice quivering as she said it.

Is that confirmed? Can she redeem herself?

How are we not talking about Ramona dancing on the table at that yelling dinner? Like, what was that, did she do it to show Barshan how cool and fun she is? Did we see Ramona get down off that table because I really wanted to see how she got down without help. Didn't Ramona loose her shit (yes, I made a funny), when the ladies were dancing on the ottoman at her birthday party for her 50 nearest and dearest girl friends? I hope the tattoo parlor sage sticks their place, there was some really bad juju going on there. Ramona questioning Eboni about getting a tattoo so quickly seemed like anything my friends would do if I were (faux) emotionally charged and making a rash decision. In first place for "why is she doing that," goes to Leah and her faux crying which was not even good enough for a Telenova, that girl is so weird. Eboni places second for her strange tearless crying and for choosing an odd moment to blurt out the news of her grandmother's death that could have been said earlier in the day. I would have put on the costume for the tour of the settlement village, I would have gotten more screen time and I would have said things like "under his eye," May the Lord open," I would have called the other HW's Martha's, lol!

What the hell happened to our possibly chill, fun Barshan? Where did she go? Why was she so awful to the other women? What crawled up her butt? Why would she make me like Eboni more than her in that moment, how could she do such a thing to me? So many questions.

I think guzzling a glass of red wine thru a mask would have gotten her attention but Barshawn and Ramona ignored that so I guess she had to ramp up the crazy.

I think Natalie was her happiest when she was hugging the tree.

I hope Clara and Ryan did not pay for that wedding they were (faux) planning. Eight grand for the use of a venue with not caterer seemed stupid, well actually it is stupid. Was anyone surprised at this news? I didn't think so.

I am watching that now too, the apartment hunting was good, the friendship between Carole and B was good, Ramona's face was original, those were the days.

I was convinced that if I were truly a sophisticated stay at home cat mom that the A Spritz was for me...I was wrong, I could not acquire that taste. I believe you meant to write, "Unprotected Sex on the Beach."

I have math struggles, I had math tutors in elementary school and nothing helped, I am math resistant, I admit it, maybe I have a math learning disability but was never diagnosed because back in the day a lot of kids with learning issues went without being diagnosed. It has been decades since I have had to help with homework and I would literally get flop sweat from the thought of simple math problems let alone algebra and beyond. This past year was horrible but to add math homework in the mix would have driven me to morning wine, praise to all who suffered and endured and victory to all who had to deal with Johnny and his many apples.

I would love to see Dorinda and Jill back on the show if they got rid of Leah and Eboni.

The little girl seemed like a deer in headlights on camera and the boy reminded me of Manny Delgado, he seems polite and nurturing to his little sister, a lot of credit goes to their mother, raising kids with a sense of helping other people is hard work unless they have a good example. Candiace is getting her masters but could not decipher a 2nd grade math problem? Did I see the same couch in Candiace's house as in Wendy's house? Gizelle's house looks like it was built by committee. I remember there was a rumor about Ray living in a townhouse in Rockville and not in the house Karen say's is their home, something makes me think it is true but I cannot put my finger on it other than their impending vow renewal which is always a Hail Mary pass to make a story line when there isn't.

Was that wedding even legal, was there a marriage license? I am still outraged by Ms. Bahamas eating the guests lamb chops. While watching the rerun marathon it struck me funny that in a past season Malia was on anchor duty and was holding up fingers as to how many shots the anchor was, Sandy was pissed because she said Malia's was too short and was unable to see her fingers but now as Sandy's favorite Bosun that is no longer an issue? Did Malia get taller? Katie is a really good stew not only can she manage her staff but I loved when the guests were rapid firing drink orders she flatly told them that they had to cool or she would never get lunch on the table. She diffused that mid day drink fest without pissing off the mid day drunk guests! I don't eat pets lady...who has a pet lamb? Does she eat cow or chicken, they could be considered a pet too. Terez's facial expressions and attitude reminded me of Elaine's roommate Tina, (Siobhan Fallon), who dated Kramer, Google it.

It is funny that last season Candiace told Ashley that she wanted to start on her journey to motherhood, (who talks like that anyway?) and used it in a way to apologize to Ashley, in turn Ashley said she wanted to be there for her during that journey, blah, blah, blah...Candiace is not interested in having a baby any time soon. I did not completely hate G's leather outfit she wore to Wendy's, "Here are my two new friends" dinner. Maybe TPTB should have cast someone like a medical doctor or someone who spoke another language or maybe had five degrees not some basic bitch wanna be who married an old man for money, has had a lot of work done and 5 minutes in meeting the other HW's lies about her age AND gets caught in that lie real fast.