Baltimore Betty

I think Natalie was her happiest when she was hugging the tree.

I hope Clara and Ryan did not pay for that wedding they were (faux) planning. Eight grand for the use of a venue with not caterer seemed stupid, well actually it is stupid. Was anyone surprised at this news? I didn't think so.

I am watching that now too, the apartment hunting was good, the friendship between Carole and B was good, Ramona's face was original, those were the days.

I was convinced that if I were truly a sophisticated stay at home cat mom that the A Spritz was for me...I was wrong, I could not acquire that taste. I believe you meant to write, "Unprotected Sex on the Beach."

I have math struggles, I had math tutors in elementary school and nothing helped, I am math resistant, I admit it, maybe I have a math learning disability but was never diagnosed because back in the day a lot of kids with learning issues went without being diagnosed. It has been decades since I have had to help with homework and I would literally get flop sweat from the thought of simple math problems let alone algebra and beyond. This past year was horrible but to add math homework in the mix would have driven me to morning wine, praise to all who suffered and endured and victory to all who had to deal with Johnny and his many apples.

I would love to see Dorinda and Jill back on the show if they got rid of Leah and Eboni.

The little girl seemed like a deer in headlights on camera and the boy reminded me of Manny Delgado, he seems polite and nurturing to his little sister, a lot of credit goes to their mother, raising kids with a sense of helping other people is hard work unless they have a good example. Candiace is getting her masters but could not decipher a 2nd grade math problem? Did I see the same couch in Candiace's house as in Wendy's house? Gizelle's house looks like it was built by committee. I remember there was a rumor about Ray living in a townhouse in Rockville and not in the house Karen say's is their home, something makes me think it is true but I cannot put my finger on it other than their impending vow renewal which is always a Hail Mary pass to make a story line when there isn't.

Was that wedding even legal, was there a marriage license? I am still outraged by Ms. Bahamas eating the guests lamb chops. While watching the rerun marathon it struck me funny that in a past season Malia was on anchor duty and was holding up fingers as to how many shots the anchor was, Sandy was pissed because she said Malia's was too short and was unable to see her fingers but now as Sandy's favorite Bosun that is no longer an issue? Did Malia get taller? Katie is a really good stew not only can she manage her staff but I loved when the guests were rapid firing drink orders she flatly told them that they had to cool or she would never get lunch on the table. She diffused that mid day drink fest without pissing off the mid day drunk guests! I don't eat pets lady...who has a pet lamb? Does she eat cow or chicken, they could be considered a pet too. Terez's facial expressions and attitude reminded me of Elaine's roommate Tina, (Siobhan Fallon), who dated Kramer, Google it.

It is funny that last season Candiace told Ashley that she wanted to start on her journey to motherhood, (who talks like that anyway?) and used it in a way to apologize to Ashley, in turn Ashley said she wanted to be there for her during that journey, blah, blah, blah...Candiace is not interested in having a baby any time soon. I did not completely hate G's leather outfit she wore to Wendy's, "Here are my two new friends" dinner. Maybe TPTB should have cast someone like a medical doctor or someone who spoke another language or maybe had five degrees not some basic bitch wanna be who married an old man for money, has had a lot of work done and 5 minutes in meeting the other HW's lies about her age AND gets caught in that lie real fast.

I would love Downton Abbey's Violet Crawley/Maggie Smith to have tea with these ladies and teach them how to politely shade someone, Karen needs a tutorial but Gizelle has the "Never explain, never complain," down pat! Ashley looked so uncomfortable in her dress and her feet were to puffy to wear the heels she brought along, she kept tugging her dress down, the idea of wearing anything skin tight 10 days before giving birth, ugh, I embraced my tent like clothing when I was having babies. Wendy's house and all the different levels on the main floor, so dated. She is on track with her HW upgrades though, first the boobs then the housing, just watch, I bet she buys a bigger newer home before long. How does a mother of two school age boys stay in bed past 7am? Is Juan home to get them breakfast and situated with school for the day? Will we have a HW trip this season?

Hence what will be a Bravo filmed vow renewal, (not calling it by any other name, it is a vow renewal).

I thought she was the lost Kardashian sister. She really comes of very fake and a bit of a liar, she tries to lie to a group of women she met five minutes prior...these women will tear her to pieces. There is a The Joint down the road from me and my husband seems to ask what kind of business that is every fucking time we pass it, (so fucking annoying), now I know who owns it. Also, I give him a different answer as to what it is when ever he asks. It is a pottery place, a dentist office, a furniture store, a medical pot dispensary, a day care..... Her lead up to what she had done was hilarious, she kept going on and on, cut to Gizelle's TH begging her to land the plane already was so funny.

Angela needs to stop with the "I've had major surgery," no you didn't and besides it was not medically necessary, it was elective as was the augmentation, it was all out patient surgery to which you are not even following the rules for after care!! Hand slapped, to specify slapped with a hand and not a fish or newspaper...hand slap. Oh Angela, the rings, the dirty, cheap, ugly rings, ick. I will never not shame those rings. Sexy Grandmother, house dress and bra straps showing, right, sexy. Angela does not realize her yelling at Michael during every phone call has nothing to do with being an American in the Land of the Fucking Free and who would call back after getting yelled at for not calling and getting yelled at for calling? Tiffany, buy some shirts with shoulders, how and why do you own so many of them and where do you find so many, are you getting them custom made? He has the Hank Hill ass.

I thought that very thing. If Raw-nold spends $650 on Christmas decor and only has $5 to his name how would he afford Christmas presents for MuhBoy and the girl? Tiffany is screwed if this money issue and attitude of Raw-nold's is not a producer driven story, like if it is real life, she is screwed. Cut to the landlord of Ronald's apartment, "Dude you build a room in my garage?!?!?!?" The elephant experience makes me wonder, I have a friend of a friend who got my family in the behind the scenes, back of the house of the elephant house at the DC zoo, no keeper attended to any elephant without safety bars (large vertical bars a human could sort of squeeze thru but an elephant could not), awhile ago there was a keeper that was killed by a seemingly docile elephant and since then the zoo put the bars up. It made me nervous that MuhBoy was so close to the tusks and that all of them could just stand next to the elephants. Also, Kalani did not even buckle her seatbelt when they were driving to look at cars, it was just over one arm, what is that with the 90Day Players and seatbelts? What are they teaching their children? And speaking of children, Little Asuelo was twerking on the Zoom call with Mother Asuelo, he learned from watching his mother. I think Asuelo let the baby out of the bag with Kalani having another baby...they do not use birth control and mentioned it had been a month since they had their romantic weekend (to which she found fault with everything and she brought the kids and her mother), so I am waiting for the announcement. Also, Kalani it is not your body if you do not take an active part in birth control, you are having unprotected sex, you do not care about an accidental pregnancy. You are letting Asuelo the Man Boy do whatever he wants, he wants more children and you are not taking steps to not let that happen. Clearly Father Brandon has never heard the phrase Open Concept...yes the kitchen and living room have no walls. Mother and Father Brandon are shitting all over the apartment. Mother Brandon says two weeks is not enough notice, they are not employees or borders, Mother & Father did all the work before they can do it again, hire someone or sell, quit your bitching, your son does not want your farm, he told you that. Father Brandon says they own houses, why didn't you offer one of them to your son, he could pay rent to you instead of a management company, I think that is what pisses Father off.

Also Wendy's table did not look like it would have had room for one more guest so I am thinking Mia was invited last minute to fill Candiace's chair. I really hate when professionals refer to the guests/clients as "you guys," if you are a private chef you should refine the way you approach the table and describe your courses, I don't know, maybe it is just my issue.

We have a fox that cruises thru on occasion and have a humming bird that visits everyday and sometimes I can hear a raccoon kill a bunny during the night, it makes me sad, they scream.

Oh Trackie, never change! (Please read that in a Karen Walker voice).

But her owning one when she has two kids, maybe seven...not such a crazy purchase.

Did anyone else notice how the inside of that RV was full of trash, somehow that will be Andreiii's fault.

I spent a lot of time in Seattle in the mid 90's, I would fly back just for the bao, there is a little place across from Pikes Market that made amazing bao.

I screamed "Family Van!" in my head as I wrote that post.

Having a mini van would be a good thing if Asuelo is an Uber driver. Didn't they drive up to the car dealer in a mini van? Kalani acted like Asuelo saying the word, "pregnant," will get her pregnant, she says no more children but they do not use birth control so... Oh geeze it's the Swinging Farmers.

Ronald wants Tiffany and the kids to feel as homely as possible...I think they achieved that. I also think he meant "homey." Tiffany has a smart budget but a dumb brain. How did they get the tree (I know it is in a box) and all the other crap in the car with two kids in the back? Ronald spent $600 for holiday stuff when he had to borrow money for food, ugh, what a waste. Maybe we will see Tiffany's cold shoulder Christmas sweater.

Yes she is near my neck of the woods, about 15 min away from me and I am no where near Potomac.

Why would Wendy giver her kids those tacky nipple cupcakes?