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I just can't relate to a man who would throw such a fit over eating a bacon cheeseburger. Dolvett - we're over.

I caught the preview for next week's episode. Lauren dares Karma to kiss Amy...with tongue. Methinks this can only end very badly.

Jenelle is irredeemable at this point. How is it that after the birth of Kaiser Soze, we see her laying around doing nothing even MORE than before? I thought Nathan was on nighttime duty for a night or 2 so she could rest after the act of giving birth...apparently it's now a permanent situation. I guess Nipples needs to earn his keep somehow. And they can both quit trying to force the "look how cute we are with a child sleeping on us as we sleep" bullshit pose.

Wow. ..not like he wasn't going to regardless, but there is no way Jace is going to grow up NOT loathing his "mother". I almost wish she was still on hard core drugs...it might make her blasé attitude about her son slightly less cruel. Kail sucks & the amount of chemistry she has with that spineless lump of lips she married is laughable.

Another misogynistic season in the can. Bravo BB. Bravo.

For some reason I was really put off by the reggae dude & the country girl (Menlik & Taylor?). I forget who it was that mentioned Taylor's hand on her hip & her "confidence", but that came off to me more as "conceited" & "thinks she's too cool for school". I got the same vibe from Menlik. If you think you're above it, don't go on the show. Loved the last woman (Maya?), but professional singers always have an edge. I was thinking she's this season's Tessanne.

It WAS a bit jarring to go from the way things were left in the finale, to Karma immediately going back to her usual "Karma" self. Then again, I suppose the show was staying true to form...it was sort of like how after she freaked out at the threesome, the next day she acted like nothing & was busting out more life - coach binders for the handling of their break up. I really enjoyed the fact that Amy was so honest with Karma about her continuing to not understand how her actions were affecting her. After the rejection I was afraid we'd be in for several episodes of Karma acting inappropriately while Amy looks mooney & allows her behavior to continue. I loved that she was like "dude...a romantic serenade? Really?" Loved Shane & Lauren..."heck yeah I'll probably humiliate you again!...but not about this." Teehee

I certainly hope this charter group got a freebie via Bravo, and the crew pretty much deserved a big fat zero for a tip. Every single one of them was amazingly unprofessional, even Eddie...I assume the group was expecting his company at the beach bar, but the second he sees big bad Adrienne he turns tail & runs? Oh man the f up you little bitch. Kat is trash. That's all I have to say about that.

I couldn't agree more. I've had a great dislike for Ben ever since the charter where the guests wanted chicken strips & cheeseburgers & he basically refused. "I compromised by making them...sushi". Um, WHAT? This season he seems hell bent on pretending the dossiers don't exist. He's just so smarmy to me.

Thanks for the 411! I agree about Blake. I thought it was lame because it came off to me like she didn't want to disclose anything to Dolvett while sitting all of 2 feet away from 20 other contestants. At least when Dr. Phillian would force sob stories out of people she would actually take them outside to do it.

I wouldn't be too quick to pat those douchers (tm Chelsea) on the back...when Chelsea still had stars in her eyes for the living, breathing genital wart, she attempted to co-parent & have him be as involved as possible in Aubree's life. The only way Adam has "matured" is that he is now more aware of public perception so is trying to put on a better show for the cameras. I'd bet the farm that the second he got a new Jessica, Tammy Sue, or Bambi, his & Taylor's wonderfully mature co-parent relationship went down the toilet faster than Jenelle's drugs during a raid.

Out of curiosity, what do you all put your significant others as in your contact lists? "My Hubby and My Most Bestest Friend Y'all!" just seemed a bit much to me.

F-ing f Time Warner Cable & their gd service interruptions!! Who got eliminated?

As we witnessed last night, Jenelle will just pump & pass out. Mr. Nipple s will handle the all-nighters in order to ensure he's still kept by his suga mamma. As for Kail, her freak-out has little to do with separation & mostly to do with realizing Jo & Vee are way more awesome than her & fame-whore.

I love when he's wiggling his hands at Rachel while she's arguing with Monica & she stops to say "look mimey...the moment has passed. It's not gonna happen!" My favorite moment will always be the routine. They couldn't have chosen a better song for that scene. Oh, and speaking of songs. For some reason I love when Rachel is driving Monica's porches with Ross & they're listening to Nelly ' s "Ride Wit Me". It's just so random!

I always enjoyed Galecki on Roseanne, but his portrayal of Leonard has always bugged...His delivery reminds me of how someone in a middle-school play would over exaggerate a "nerd" persona. He's the only one on the show who I see as "acting", or "putting it on" as opposed to actually being the character which is what I get from the rest of the cast.

That thing on top of Adam's head looks like what we ladies would refer to as a "landing strip".

This is completely shallow, but everyone on this show grates so much at this point, I was even yelling at Javi to close his gross lips together when saying words that contain letters such as "p" or "m".

I enjoyed the sneak peek. Karma has not missed a beat...I found it very in character of her being dim enough to where the very morning after Amy's confession she thought it would be a good idea to bust in on her naked best friend to let her know they'd be spending the rest of their lives together. Also, I have to say that I don't care much for Pablo. He's nice enough & all, but his pairing with Shane falls really flat to me. He really needs to throw his "bad wolf" a couple of bones every now & then!

I was already shaking my head just at the very first scene. How long were Carter & Crash together? About ten minutes? Funny how in those ten minutes (half of which were spent on the lam & shooting people), they somehow found time to take a slew of pictures as if they'd been together 6 months. I'll watch next season only if we get to see Elizabeth punch Lori in the face.

Did Kailyn from Teen Mom 2 lose 60 pounds to play this role? Since it was filmed in 16 days, I assume it must have been cast in approximately 16 seconds.

How come it's ok to let guests wait upwards of 2 hours for your "impeccable cuisine", but when they want a late night pizza it's ok to pass off your duties to a deckhand? Ben is a douche.

That wasn't Kerri Green. According to imdb it was someone named Elizabeth Bond (I had to look it up because she looked nothing like Kerri to me). Carter is just a dick. I don't care that she supposedly led Elizabeth to Crash...she should have notified her the second that looney tunes started making contact. Plus, she should have made damn well sure Elizabeth was following her, not just "assumed".

With that new haircut, Liam looks more like a lesbian than Amy at this point. I really didn't want to have to hate-watch this season, but it sure doesn't look very promising...then again I anticipated this show was going to offend from the get go & it lasted almost 8 episodes before that happened.

Danielle is somewhere having cocktails with Angelea from the ANTM "All-Star" season. Shannon Storms would be a great name for a meteorologist.