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Ben can be summed up in his final "pre-meeting" with the Captain...Captain: "dinner is to be served at 8:30, so we'll be ready to serve it at 8:29". Ben: *incredulous look* "are you SERIOUS?!?!?"...hey Ben, this isn't being relayed to you at 8:25. Man up. Tiny filets with jams & whatnot shouldn't take 17 hrs. Rhode Island Kat, RHODE ISLAND. If anything you should sound like Pauly D, not the poor man's Madonna.

It was so nice to see an episode with Amy sans crazy face. Please let at least a couple of episodes go by with her having actual good things happen in her life. Karmy shmarmy...I'm shipping Lauren & Shane admitting that they are indeed friends.

Oh OF COURSE Nipples wore a florescent yellow shirt at Disney World. "Look at me!" "Look at me!". I wonder if he borrowed it from Javi. Leah's sister needs to sit her ass down. The girlses talkin' bad bout' Miranda is sort reminiscent of when Isaac was saying Javi didn't care about them because he was away for 5 minutes, which we all know came directly from the mouth of Kail.

*cough* If anyone wants to see who Chelsea is dating, just follow her on Instagram *cough*.

Fyi...I replied to Leah's tweet yesterday (shut up) basically saying that her sister's facebook rant points to it being more than just a rumor. I didn't name call, or anything, yet my tweet disappeared later in the day...not other "jellus haterz" tweets which DID include name calling, but mine. Hmmmmmm

That deserves the paychecks of all the girls combined!...if you're willing to gain an addiction to quaaludes, MTV will come a knockin'. ;-) I am going to be on the edge of my seat come December. I wonder if Dawn will have to show up on behalf of Leah in court...oh, and Lee.

I say this as if I'm Rose circa letting Jack go post Titanic sinking... My feelings will never drop Brooklynista....my feelings will never drop. ...Kail is the "Cal" of the Titanic. SMASH!

Brooklynista will you marry me?...to be fair, I have more to go on than anyone who proposed to one of the Teen Mom 2's...

I'm sorry to hear that Maharincess...you're the type of person who should be featured as an example for the masses as opposed to any of these fucksticks (not that you'd want to be...just sayin').

My biggest problem with The Biggest Loser is that it makes me question my sexuality...I already broke up with Dolvett after his cheeseburger tantrum, but now I think I may be in love with Mike. I really need Jillian to come back.

I just have to say I plan to work the phrase "man chat" into daily conversation. For some reason that made me LMAO!!

OK needs to get their facts straight. He called her a slut, not a whore. Get the lady-shaming terminology correct OK! Her family is scrambling. If it weren't for the fact that there are innocent children involved (I do not include Gracie in that statement), this would be highly entertaining. Oh f it, I'm already going to hell!...*small voice* this is highly entertaining.

I don't believe for a second that his Twitter got hacked. Between Leah's own Twitter response & her sister's little Facebook tirade, it all points to "truth" in my opinion...plus like ghoulina pointed out, who would go to the trouble?

I haven't even really gotten the sense that the other contestants dislike Rob...I just see it here (and I'm part of the Rob NOT love-fest for the record). Other than Mike, nobody has made any kind of impression on me. In my last week's episode post I even called Lori "Laura". Whoops! Until last week I thought Woody was "Toma". Right now I can't remember the name of the blue team lady who cries about her kids. At this point I'm just watching for Ali's horrible, yet endearing delivery. Team Sweeney FTW!

It appears as though the Germy tweets have now disappeared y'all. SMH. These people. I swear.

I totally agree...plus he is the one who jumped on the "Jenelle Evans fast - track to relationships"..."Leah, this has been the most wonderful 3 days of mah life...will you marry me?"...day 5: "I want you to have mah baby".ETA: the tweets have disappeared.

I can't believe she hasn't learned her lesson by now with how hastily she posts this bs for all the world to see...oh wait, I can totally believe it. Of course Babs went to Disney World with them. Like they could go more than a day having to take care of a child & baby by themselves.

This is equal parts hilarious AND sad because you know it's true. Bitch didn't even wait for the door to close behind Nips at the jail before she was on the phone with Kieffah!

Of course Kail wants alone time...no witnesses. Maybe THAT'S why Javi has the weird babysitting stipulation.

I think little Javi might have said the thing about NO BABYSITTERS out of anger. He had to sound like "big, tough, manly - man protector of my son"...although when Dr. Drew said he was shaking he was so pissed off, I think he was actually shaking out of fear of the SMASH!

Javi will last as long as the cameras.

I just saw it as Theo's way of flirting, not some sort of manipulation.

Just my opinion, BUT...I get as irritated as anyone when someone says "SMILE!!"...Theo did NOT tell Lauren to smile...he said she might be even prettier if she smiled once in a while. In my opinion, that's vastly different than being commanded to smile by a random passerby.

Disclaimer: I'm not being sarcastic right now... Jenelle does NOT need therapy. She is in need of a straight up exorcism. She is a demon. Nathan is a frightening person & not only did she PLAN a child with that sociopath, she is STILL talking to Kieffah. I don't care what anybody's religious affiliation is (for the record, I have none), if there was ever a need for evidence for human euthanization, these 2 are the poster children. I'm chilled to the bone watching those THINGS.

I still think Kate is gross, but I have to admit she made me laugh with her comment about busting out her laptop to IM the guests if they'd like a mojito. Still not understanding why Ben didn't just plate the 12 year old some meat & potatoes from the food being served to the masses. It looked about as basic as anything I've ever seen him make. I've never thought "romantic meal" = "we must eat the same thing". I mean, not like you put the same things in your mouth AFTER the meal! Bah - dum - dum (bad joke. Had to)