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Shag Dillon Marry Ned Kill Larry Audrey Lesley Monica

I would love seeing someone (Brooke, maybe?) tell him exactly that.

I don't think Lucas would necessarily have to care about Spencer, specifically, but it might just be a case of "seriously, you were in on yet another scheme of Britt's involving a child??"

I watched that "REENACTMENT!" more than once. Laughed every time. I can't blame the cast handler for laughing. It was ridiculous. Elyse is all kinds of crazy. There was nothing Dylan could do to discourage her. He flat out tells her "if you give me a rose, I won't accept it," and then we have her talking head during the rose ceremony all "the question is, if I give you the rose, will you acccept it?" Honey, did you not hear him? It would not stun me to find out she contacted him after filming, thinking they were going to pick up with their "relationship." Hell, I give him points for trying to be polite about his rejection of her rose. He could have stayed back in his spot on the line and said "I told you I wouldn't accept a rose from you tonight. Have you heard a damn thing I've said?" She should go seek out Putz if he's done with Michelle K. He seems like her speed.

Shag Milo Marry Max Kill Shawn Zander Juan Stone

I think there's a huge difference in grossness level between two consenting adults (who happened to think they were cousins) kissing each other (with mutual consent) and a medical professional using information they discovered at the hospital to try and blackmail an unwilling partner into sex. I'd never go around making out with one of my cousins, or anything, but I've basically grown up with all of them as close as siblings. These two never knew each other and (thought at the time that) they shared one biological grandparent. (I'll go scrub away the shame of pseudo-defending Michael/Kiki now...)

Shag Julian Marry Jax Kill Johnny Next up: Mac Dante Nathan

Shag Jason Morgan circa 1996 Marry early 90's Jason Kill Mullet 2007 Jason. Twice, just to be sure he's really, most sincerely, dead. Hmm... Alan Edward Ned (We haven't done this combo yet, have we?)

I'd LOVE Jax coming back and blowing the whole thing wide open. There are so many reasons Jax should be in town now. It's insane that he's not. (Although I fear how much Ron would ruin him.)

Ridge coming home to find Katie in bed with Deacon would make my week.

Shag Tracy Marry Monica Kill Lila (but I feel bad about it) Georgie Maxie Lulu

At this point, I don't care who does it. I mean, I'd love it to be Monica who gets to go to Michael and lay out clear, irrefutable evidence, and she gets a ring side seat to watch Michael blast Sonny to hell and back. But I'll take literally anybody in this cast doing it at this point. Hell, even Levi. Someone just needs to let the damn cat out of the damn bag already. And, hey, bonus, Michael can disown Carly's ass, too, when he realizes that she not only knew what Sonny had done, but took up with him again.

The one aspect of Sam/Patrick I'd enjoy would be ME finally being the one who gets shoved aside for Ron's new shiny toy. God knows I had to watch Natalie on OLTL eat a shit sandwich regularly when the show got distracted by wanting to pair ME with some other "hot" actress. Enjoy, ME. Enjoy.

I just realized that, provided I am able to FF at the appropriate places, I kind of want Carly/Sonny to happen, because there is no way in hell Franco won't spill the beans to Michael (and anyone else who will listen) about Sonny killing AJ. If Snarly is the price I have to pay to get that ball finally rolling, then so be it. Just get there, show.

Only being able to give this one thumbs up seems inadequate. I could not agree more.

Literally the only thing I liked about today.

I agree with you. And, also, now I have an image in my mind of Liam standing, looking torn, between Steffy and Hope as Steffy tells him how fun it is to not breathe, and Hope urges him "breathe! Breathe for me, Liam!" with tears in her eyes.

I agree. He chose to leave, says he doesn't want to be in Hollywood anymore, and he doesn't miss the work. Yet he feels that, with all of that being the case, he had the right to demand that they not re-cast the role? It's absolutely his prerogative to not want to do the job any more, but that doesn't mean the show is beholden to him to never use his character again. He needs to get over himself.

Sigh....Mac But please let him go out doing something like jumping between a grandmother pushing a baby in a stroller and a speeding car. Or saving a girl he spies being mugged who looks exactly like Georgie. Something. Then Monica gets to kill the writing staff before setting out to locate Frons, Guza, and Phelps to finish them off, too.

Shit...Only for Mac and Monica would I do this... I vote Anna. I just pray she spends the afterlife kicking Patrick's ass.

Agreed. I think her entire thing with Liam, by this point, was being caught up in the "we were supposed to be together, if only everyone hadn't interfered! We're starcrossed lovers!" thing, and she forgot to check in with herself and see if she really did want to marry him still. I think the difference is that, before, they were borrowing the diamond, so extra security was part of the bargain, to make sure it would be returned safely to its owner. Now that Wyatt owns it, he's clear to handle it however he'd like, even if that does include toting a supposedly priceless diamond around in his pockets as he wanders the globe, ready to present it to Hope (again) at any opportunity.

This sucks, I like everyone left. I guess I'll go with Ric, but I'm not happy about it. Somewhere, Guza just got the chills.

Sweet Jesus, this may be the worst one... OK, <deep breath> Shag: Kiki Marry: Carly Kill: SWMNBN You know it's bad when you pick Carly to marry. Next up: Nina Anthony Z. Heather

I'm leaving for vacation in the morning. But I'm definitely checking in some time from the hotel to make sure Kevin is dead, dead, dead. If Ryan wants to pull an identical twin murder-suicide, I wouldn't hate it. Bonus points if one of the bullets involved goes through the intended victim, and somehow ends up penetrating Sonny's coffin, right into his face.

Seriously, show, just like once a week or so, until that abomination is off my screen, can we get Mac, Nathan, and Dante hanging out at the bar ripping on him? Now that Mac's saddled with him as a son-in-law, you KNOW he's going to have tons of "oh, and get this shit..." kind of stories to share over a few beers and a game of pool.