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Oh I dunno .... I cut them a lot of slack in that department. If someone would've filmed my spouse and I when we had two kids under two (or probably during the next decade as well) a random viewer would've thought we were siblings or maybe even strangers with the amount of communication and affection there was between us on any given day. Raising kids sucked the us out of us for a while there.

I live in Indiana. I also successfully raised two girls in Indiana who didn't become teen age moms. Trust me, not every Hoosier girl blossoms *early*.

I thought she was the FARTHEST thing from sincere when she read her letter. Speaking of the letter, coming from someone who has said she aspires to be a writer, Hannah's graveside speech was sorely lacking. Of course, YMMV, but methinks getting her mug more screentime is Hannah's primary focus.

Forget #freeButch. How 'bout #freeStarburst?

Farrah's a trip. She has 4 little dogs scampering around her house. A horse shitting in her backyard. Sophia acting like a feral jungle child and hitting random people. And the MTV crew has to wear shoe covers and pee in the driveway.

Question for the more knowledgeable Teen Mom OG posters: Is Sophia's middle name actually Laurent? If so, did she name Sophia after Yves Saint Laurent and then turn right around and butcher the pronunciation? Also, Debra is fucking nuts - but Farrah is one mean son of a bitch.

Did I hear Carole say she was having an election night party? I hope that the cameras were there for that one.

And yep ... addicted to Vicodin.

Did you see all those pain pills in his hand? Dollar to a donut pizza he saves them up and takes them all at once for the high.

Or out on the back porch with a garden hose.

I knew he was on pain killers. He's definitely abusing them.

How is traveling to Houston risky for him? He's in a goddamn bed 24 hours a day anyway.

Steven is on something or has a traumatic brain injury. He's not right in the head.

How did that chair not collapse with the brother squished in it?

THE MUSIC IS AWESOME ALREADY .... DUN DUN DUN ...

She looks jaundiced.

Just popping in to say, this is still up: https://www.gofundme.com/h974k26s And James is still an asshole.

How in the hell is she able to fit in the front seat of a car but can't fit through the bathroom door? I'm calling shennanigans.

WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL AM I WATCHING? SHE'S GETTING HOSED OFF ON THE BACK PORCH?

I think he meant those billboards along the interstate for Gentlemen's Clubs.

I think you're confusing BMI w/ body fat. She had a BMI of over 100. I have no idea what her bodyfat percentage was.

Cosign Azubah's comment on how she was perhaps truly hungry all the time. I don't buy that everyone who is INSANELY overweight has emotional issues. (Though I would agree an overwhelming majority do.) There are people who just love food. A lot. And a lot of really, really bad food. And if you don't have the switch that tells you you are full - it's really easy to overeat constantly. Then you're caught in a vicious cycle - you eat, you eat too much, you move less so you get bigger. Rinse and repeat x 4,342,019. I do give her major props for taking in those 3 kids at 28. And the baby had broken ribs? JFC - hope that dad had his balls cut off with a dull butter knife.

Rambling thoughts ... Stick straight hair does nothing for Mariah. Tanaka is cute. Stella and her spawn can STFU and detach themselves from Mariah's gravy train asap.

Wasn't Mariah one of the (only) kids who was insistent she was going to lead a poly lifestyle herself?

So did Mykelti and Fat Tony get married in August? I've looked a bit on social media and can't seem to find an answer. TBH, I looked for about 2 seconds and couldn't stomach any more searching after I read that Fat Tony introduced Mykelti to real burritos. I'm scared that "real burritos" is a euphemism for something else and I don't need that kinda stuff in my head. Blech.