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Did Kyle have a hickey on her neck when she was getting ready and doing her heart before they left for the church? I swear to God she had a hickey.

All these talk back/look back shows have me confused. But I would pay good money for an entire season based around Christine and Janelle's adventures, their kids and Christine's newlywed year - if we could have talk backs w/ Kody and Sobbyn being forced to watch and comment on the shows.

Kody is a delusional asshole. He thinks Christine was pitting the kids against him? Gtfo you moron.

Christine describing meeting and failing in love with David was sweet. Good on them.

Robyn is a lying liar who lies. "I never took the test. Oh wait. Maybe I did."

I have to think that all of Kody's distress has to do with the loss of 3 wives incomes.

Kody doesn't want to live a life of unhappy solidtude - but wanted Christine to live a life of unhappy solidtude. gtfo

Every time that clip of Meri plays "oh, my voice WILL be heard" ... I wonder if she's going to be writing a tell all?

Let's be honest, Robyn isn't trying to hold on to her sister wives. She's trying to hold on to Sister Wives. Huge difference between keeping the relationships and keeping the money train show going.

So Kody melts Meri's ring. Robyn manipulates Meri to divorce Kody. And how the fluck long did it take Meri to get the hint that she means nothing to Kody?

Very 1980s Jessica McClintok vibes.

There is it. He doesn't love Jenelle.

Timeline: Fight Two months later: Kody & Jenelle go to lunch to talk Four months later: Kody & Jenelle go to dinner Marriage is dunzo. You don't NOT communicate that much and still expect it to survive.

"Don't say that to me! I always need you to tell me there's still hope!" Things that Meri never said to Robyn for $1000, Alex.

Sai’s daughter is one of the only RH kids across all the franchises, that didn’t come across as obnoxious. She’s adorable, seems smart and is pretty damned likeable.

You know what's funny? Sister Wives the show is near dead. But I 100% believe that Janelle & Christine will ALWAYS be sister wives. And I think Kody knows it too and drives him bonkers.

Why is Kody so angry? Because Robyn manipulated the shit out of him and the entire family.

Love that Meri is busting Robyn's narrative that she cares so much about the fambly.

Meredith is definitely on something.

I'm actually kinda shocked to see that there is almost a 100% consensus that no one likes the RHONY reboot ... because it's really grown on me. I don't even mind Brynn and her sex kitten persona .... I think it's pretty obvious that her childhood damaged her and the cutesy flirting is a coping mechanism. I feel the original RHONY was getting old and tired like Sonja's townhome and it needed a full gut ... and I'm here for it. The reboot feels light and fresh and young.

You don't have to be friends with people/relatives to have a decent holiday celebration together. I think my cousins are basically pieces of shit, but we can make nice and eat a turkey together.

2nd Christmas at Kody and Robyn's. Where are the mini bikes for the non Robyn spawn?

Nope, sorry Robyn. I don't believe for one second that YOU believe Kody would leave you. This crap is just damage control at this point.

Wow. First time I've ever felt bad for Meri - "I know he 100% regrets marrying me"

Okay TLC. I need you to at least quadruple Janelle & Christine's yearly salaries and demote Robyn and Kody to "friend of" position and maybe toss them $10K. To split. If we could put them all on the couch at the same time while the execs announce the salary changes for the upcoming season, that would be amazing too. Thank you for your consideration.