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I've been mulling this over all day. Because apparently, I don't have a life. But I don't think Janelle has ever been in love and been loved. I think she probably thinks of herself as a non-sexual being - because she's never had a romantic, all encompassing love before. If she somehow gets away from this fake polygamy cult and finds someone she actually gels with ... look out. She won't know what hit her. I hope that she finds that.

Honestly I’m pretty livid that Robyn called Mykelti “her baby”. Christine is a better human than I if she didn’t fly to Flagstaff to throat punch her after watching this episode.

So Sam and Mary adopted a kid from Bangladesh - and Mary doesn't tell him/her they're divorced? Something is weird. Actually a lot is weird and I'm sad to say this episode made me lose interest.

What is up with the mass amount of urine Sam can hold in his bladder?

Jen Shah blocked me on Instagram. I haven’t stopped laughing for 15 minutes.

Now THIS is the episode I've been dying for for the last several years. Every single time that Kody tries to convince Christine to not leave - the only thing he is thinking about is Sister Wives, the television show. Not the sister wives. And damn, the previews are FIRE. Kody: "The sacrifices I've made to love you!" And Christine sits there amongst the others, calm as all get out. He has to be trying to snag a new replacement sister wife at this point just to keep the tv show. While I don't want to curse anyone into being a Brown, I would totally love for him to marry a super cute 22 year old who's bubbly, fun and no goiter.

She said something along the lines of "I'm an investor, Nicki & James are investors, I'd like you and the ladies to ..." And the way Kyle cut her off made it seem like she was getting ready to ask them to invest. I could be wrong. But that's the way it seemed in the moment.

Re: Kathy and the tequila yes, all the other HOs shill their products, but I believe Kathy was asking for them to invest in the company, not just buy the booze.

Maybe he went with Dorit when she said she slept at Diana’s hotel. 🤷🏼‍♀️

After seeing Jen post and post and post on social media over the last week, I’ve come to the conclusion that she is not only delusional, but so deluded that she thinks she’s not actually going to jail. Also, I hope her judge watches the new season trailer to see Jen blaming Stuart - and totally gives her the maximum amount of time.

She's being senenced 11/28.

Yes. And I think I said that upthread ... but after watching Emily D Baker's live stream on youtube (which I highly recommend ... she's fantastical) the 14 year plea isn't set in stone - the ball is totally in the judge's court. The judge can sentence her to whatever he wants. And I believe they're filming now. I hope to all that is holy that she isn't taken into immediate custody after sentencing - that they give her a grace period to turn herself in - and they keep the cameras rolling.

She better do at least a decade or I'm gonna be Shah-angry. Shangry? Shah-pissed? Anyway, I'll be mad.

I need to go back and watch the reunion again - didn't he comment on her innocence? I say he files for divorce within 6 months. I hope. Also ... where the hell was/is all this money? They didn't own property. Cars were rented. I even think most of her clothes were borrowed.

Speaking of fines ….

Plea deal was for 14 years. She'll most likely do 85% of it.

Here’s the details of what she’s pled to:

Holy crap. I did not see her ever pleading guilty. 14 years. Yikes.

I just caught a snippet on Fallon. Dorinda is insufferable, smug and overall, full of herself. I used to like her in her first couple of seasons on RHONY - but this Dorinda? No thank you.

Just watched the 2-part Jen Shah interview on Up and Adam. General gist of it: Jen was only accused because she is a woman of color.

My dog stepped on a bee. It's Margaret's fault.

I just don't understand how they're so wealthy ... I feel like they live larger than Tom & Erika Girardi - and we see how that turned out.

I'm rooting for Sister Wives to get cancelled and Christine to take up the baton with "Sister Wife: Married to Myself." Kody, Robyn, Janelle & Meri can all be on the show ... but in very minor "friend of" position. Where they get a nominal amount of say, $50K for the entire season to be split between them. With no other real prospects, it wouldn't be enough for them to turn down ... and give Christine a couple hundred thou for her and her alone for the whole season. It can be all about Christine, her happiness and zest for her new life. We can pop in from time to time to see how miserable Kody and his motley crew are.

I hope Kody takes a new wife to replace Christine. And she's younger, hotter and has a massive Victoria's Secret collection.

Does Robyn think we can't see she is the "bad person" she describes?