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Um. I typically don't body shame but ... how the hell big is Briana's ass anyway? What the holy hell.

Re: Kail and the cards On the phone w/ her mom ... "... I can't GIVE my kids ... I mean, I didn't GET cards for them, but if I did ...." I'm not saying Kail's mom isn't an asshole but I really think she did mail stuff to Kail's kids. And Kail kept it from them.

I feel like I have a speech impediment when I say Braunwyn's name. And for having 438 kids, I sense zero sexual chemistry between her and her husband. Also, her mom is a weirdo. Shane. I think he's a dick. But dick's don't bother me - at least he's putting his dickness out there and not being a sniper dick from the side. Shrug. Honestly, I get the vibe he wanted nothing to do with RHOC from jump, doesn't want to be on camera, doesn't want to be filmed and is doing so by protest. Gina looks horribly washed out in her talking heads. White blond is not her friend. And finally, a show without the OG Vicki. Didn't miss her one iota.

Kathy and her Smothered daughter do not live in Chicago - they live in Norridge. As a Chicagoan by birth, this little thing annoys the crap out of me. Also ... enjoy retro Kathy on Oprah ....

South side Polack goes like this ... chicken beef and polish sausage. Also, they're not technically from Chicago ... as a native Chicagoan, this irritates me to no end. And lastly, the mom Kathy looked familar ... and BINGO ... for your watching pleasure:

I don't know why this is driving me bananas but if she only has a Medical Assisting certificate how does that equate to a BA in Poly Sci? Unless BA = bullshit artist

Call me a crazy romantic, but I totally ship Mario & Ramona.

BA in Cinematic Arts at USC my ass.

Just a thought ... isn't MJ's son Prince the one who had his hair dyed that horrible shade of blonde as a kid? That blonde actually resembles the color the Wade Robson's hair was at a similar age. Could MJ have created his own kids as permanent stand ins for the ones he originally molested? I'm sick.

I feel gross. I also feel like I enabled MJ (as well as R Kelly FWIW) by continuing to buy their music. Did Michael molest his own children? Has that ever been alleged?

I'd watch the entire series over again if they'd do one thing ... Turn it into a Sister Wives pop up video - with all of the wives telling the real story and background behind each episode. Like the real, passive aggressive, no hold-barred truth. Example - when Meri says, "what's the real truth Kody?" A pop up appears with a laundry list of truths ... Kody and Meri haven't had sex in 9 years. Meri has hated Janelle since Janelle divorced her brother to marry her husband. Robyn manipulated the entire family to legally marry Kody. Christine buys Prozac by the case. Stuff like that.

Public Service Announcement for XFinity Peeps: The next episode, Kody Wants Out, that's supposedly set to air on 2/10/19, is already OnDemand.

Alan Ruck.

Brilliant!

... except their website is down. https://www.bigbrothercasting.tv So typical of this entire season.

Yep!

You’re welcome. You know who I hope goes far in BB? Great players. That’s it. I tend not to qualify or disqualify players based on gender, race or sexual orientation. But that’s how I roll.

Is that you Swaggy?

Fuck you Fessie! Puh-Kahn. Also ... Bayleigh is totally knocked up. (Also also ... I am the proud owner of a Hater coffee mug from Season 1 of BB. Anybody top that? )

I've mentioned this before BUT David is the ex husband of an acquaintance of mine. I had always heard how nuts her ex was but never knew he was all out Debra EMB crazy. (For the record, my friend is a pretty damn good lookin' woman for her age - even if Debra wasn't nuts, Debra is nowhere near as attractive as my friend.)

You just described how I felt when Carrie Underwood was on the show. I feel for Carrie, her "It Factor" developed later than most.

Here's what I think is lacking when we have artists instead of A&R people as judges: these performers have fucked up a time or three and want to sooth the tender artists soul. The A&R guy (like Simon) is like your boss - he doesn't give a crap if other people mess up - YOU are his concern and you'd better not fuck up on his dime. I hate what AI has become ... and yet, I still watch. I'm actually the real asshole in this whole mess.

It irritates me to no end the amount of sunshine these three knucklehead judges blow up these kids asses every week. MIchael totally messed up the words to the Prince song and nothing is said about it at all. What I wouldn't give for Randy Jackson to pop up and say, "it was just a'ight for me, dawg."

Same. I think she's an asshole. She gives off the vibe of someone who's been told her shit don't stink her entire life - and feels that every word that tumbles out of her piehole is the most brilliant and/or funny piece of speech that has ever existed. I thought she was cute and quirky before AI. Now I just think she's a douche canoe.

I don't think he was high ... I think he was dope sick.