LilWharveyGal

They put their brows back on and their eyelids collapsed under the weight!

Over in the Janelle thread @Sofa Sloth said: Back in the day, there was a Downton Abbey parody where the Irish character was essentially summed up by the line, "If it's not in Ireland, then I don't care!" I have a feeling Mariah's line could be, "If she's not queer, then I don't care!"

Taking my response to the Mariah thread...

So Christine took herselph to Utah, Janelle hobbled herself at the gym, and Meri's posting desperate photos of herself with a random dude. Where oh where could Kody be?

I wonder what Kody thinks of these cutesy games? Can we talk about the pattern on her shirt? I'm pretty sure my 1 year old would say, "No thanks, that's too young for me."

Again with the lack of proofreading. "Gone good work," indeed. And why a random car selfie? Why not a photo of the equipment she's using today? (A photo of her using the equipment would be even better, but asking a fellow gym-goer to snap the pic would probably be anxiety-inducing.) That's what I'm doing today. 😄

Awww. L&C, A League of Their Own, and The Rocketeer were big parts of my childhood and he was always great. The scene in League where he waves good-bye to Marla still makes me tear up. Rest peacefully, sir.

Credit where it's due: this is at least the second time she's made her avocado toast at home instead of going out to eat, which I know several of us recommended. I had to Google the mug because I know Mariah's a legend in her own mind, but a goddess? Turns out Goddess and the Baker is a Chicago place that bills itself as a, "good food experience." All righty then.

Oh Janelle. I'll have to take your word that the cafe is cute because all I can see in your photo is the dang ceiling.

The message sounds like it was written by a kindergartner but hey, the brows are 100% better! *applause*

Or so few that she doesn't need to stay home sorting inventory, making sales, shipping at the post office, etc. Something's missing from her list. Oh yeah, her husband!

^ That, my friend, is scarily accurate. I'm worried for you. 😄

I read this way too fast and thought you were saying you saw them in the early '80's in a touring show of Chicago. 😲

I'd guess she was aiming for "v" which is right next to "c." Living your best life sounds LLR-buzzwordy.

It looks like Rebel Wilson playing a socially awkward yarn lover. Knitwit, coming soon to theaters near you...

The moment when the dog turned into Ken Marino made me need to pause the DVR and collect myself.

The fake cello playing is sooooo bad. Couldn't they have given the character a musical talent that's easier to mime? Like kazoo?

I have absolutely no idea what she's trying to convey here, except for the fact that nobody in this family can proofread. Saddness.

Well, to be fair, it is July so school is out. However, all of the grad programs I'm familiar with expect you to be interning or otherwise gaining real world field experience during the summer. I'm so curious to know if she's planning to drink everything that's in the two mason jars and the woke mug. She couldn't just pick one receptacle and refill it? Love "narcissistie!"

Very true. Unlike Logan, Gabe is lucky in that he wouldn't be playing dad to a herd of little siblings. Savanah is content in her room and Janelle is out of the house at 4 am to work out and then wander the aisles of Whole Foods, so it's got to be a nice, quiet place for studying.

In case anyone still needs proof that leggings =/= pants, this pic is it. If Stacy and Clinton were dead they'd be rolling in their graves. And how does she know the dogs are queer? On second thought, don't wanna know...

I don't believe that's correct. Per the Clark County records Meri's home now has a new owner, and she and Kody signed the paperwork on June 6. Christine's house, however, is still in her name.

"Twelve Oaks" is for sale. Shall we all pool our money? 😆

Vital Farms eggs are $6/dozen. Don't ask me how I know. 😁