LilWharveyGal

It's like the perfect storm of camera angle, body position, and inept bra because Mariah, like Meri, generally doesn't appear to be very busty for her weight. I guess she hasn't found the right organic hemp fiber sports bra or vegan, cruelty-free sun block to shill yet.

Janelle's version of moving is to sit or stand around pointing to the things she needs others to move before becoming totally overwhelmed and suggesting it all be left behind. So I'm sure she was a big help. 🙂 The references to Meri's "nice things" always make me laugh. We've all seen your tchotchkes, Mer, and the crown jewels they ain't!

I have a weird fascination with Rosalind Russell's eyeball blouse. It's just so avant garde. Even today I feel like it would be ahead of its time. Oh, and every time I get a manicure I think of Jungle Red.

Is this legal? I thought LLR Corporate frowned on sales. I don't wish Meri or the owner of her rental house any ill will, but the idea of seeing those clothes turn into a molten blob of polyester goo sounds like a very satisfying end to them.

Did you have to rent bleachers for your spectators? The Browns provided their own folding chairs so maybe that was the difference. 🤣

I know, I know, and they always let me down in that department, but I'm at the beach with my favorite beverage so hope is springing eternal. Ditto!!!

OMG. Maddie, if you don't want to hear comments about your pregnant appearance then don't post pics of yourself emphasizing said pregnancy. Common sense, yes?

If you board from Seattle we should do cinnamon rolls. Hannah's hats optional. 🙂

As insufferable as Mariah's (and Janelle's, and Meri's, and Mykelti's...) messages usually are, I don't do SM so I really appreciate @ginger90 going to the trouble of keeping us informed in the off-season. Thank you, @ginger90! Here's a woke hipster gift for you!

Nobody has. 😆 Kody, performing work at Meri's Parowan House? Surely you jest.

I totally agree about the yard being very blah, but to me it actually looks quite small. The unsightly gazebo/patio area has to be right behind her, which just leaves this grassy area that isn't even made completely private by the hedge. (Hi, neighbor's car!) And that's not to say that small and intimate spaces can't be lovely, but this is just drab, drab, drab.

I'm not going to lie - if I could I would be soooo tempted to go on this cruise as a non-group member so that I could spy/snark on them. But sadly I have a baby at home and, as they say, I want the privilege of raising my child.🤣

Hey ladies, if you expect to see something OPEN YOUR FRIGGIN EYES! Ahem. Sorry, had to get that out.

Yep. Greens are not really something you can stock up on in molasses-like quantities, Janelle. The two adults in my household eat big salads almost every day and even we would not be able to get through all those bags before the leaves on the bottom turned to brown slime. I'm sure her magic fish oil pills will cancel out the Ranch.

I tried to find a screenshot of the jogging episode and couldn't, but I think this illustration is from the right era. Besides, how could Mariah run back then? She only got sneakers for the first time a few weeks ago. 🙄

Wow, if he used stuff like that your granddad was hardcore! 😆 I suppose if Mykelti needs to carry her things she can use one of those jumbo popcorn buckets in place of a handbag.

And it certainly doesn't do anything to enhance the guest experience.

Oh don't worry, Mariah - we know that you don't know it all! A background in "justice work"? Ah yes, selflessly pouting working for wives' rights to ensure that the mom-of-one gets as much $$$ as the mom-of-six.

Neither; sorry to blind you all but I'd go nude. I don't care if they're selling shirts that say, "LilWharveyGal is The Bomb," the Browns will not receive any money, clicks, or other favorable stats from me.

Cement?!

I don't think so. I just saw some of their stuff available on the Nordstrom sale.

If she hasn't already, Janelle better book her flight to Bathtub Birth #2.

Based on the bold, it seems like Janelle's main takeaway was that if she pops these magic fish pills she can now eat all the sugar she wants, not have to drink icky water, and her waist will shrink just like that.

Freddie!! Next can we have Dwayne Wayne pop in to tell Micah a thing or two? Pretty please? It got really dusty in here during that last scene. Can someone pass the Kleenex?

water is life, y'all. save the bees. show me the $$$.