LilWharveyGal

Did they explain why she's suddenly on oxygen? I tune out during her scenes so I didn't know if it was a character thing or if the actress requires it.

Le sigh. I know everyone curses, but I find this lazy and, dare I say it, vulgar. I guess I'm officially joining the COL! @Sofa Sloth, in addition to the hose can you wash her mouth out with soap?

No. Just no. In the first picture she looks like some kind of equestrian Christmas elf. In the second, like a blind flamenco dancer picked out her outfit. And does she leave the tags on so she can re-sell? 🤔 🤮

OF COURSE she had to advertise this fact. I seem to recall that it didn't go so well the last time a "male" friend sent her gifts and she posted them on social media...

But you may be onto something, @Kohola3. Technically all cows are female, but maybe some would identify as femxle. Perhaps Mariah can go study the herd and leave human clients alone. 😆

Amen, @Sofa Sloth! You and I could be schedule twins. And I have even less sympathy for Mariah considering that she's just coming off a string of time off and "uterus sick days."

Yes, thanks for snagging this blairmichael12. Even when a man isn't in the photo she has to let us know a man was involved!

You know how Janelle could really make some money? Janelle's Flavor of The Week TM Bingo Cards, or maybe Roulette. Guess the next Rock Star and win a prize! I didn't see cardamom coming. I've been holding out for swiss chard or kefir. (Chase with a cupcake and lemonade, natch.)

For those who want a little stroll down memory lane, CJ saved the wonderful photo for posterity. I can't believe that sordid chapter was almost 5 years ago!

I don't see how she's going to have time for clients since every waking hour seems to be devoted to self-care.

It's not well known but my first choice would be another musical - Good News. For a lot of the same reasons you noted, but mainly because it needs to be styled like the 1920's, for Pete's sake.

This could be said about almost all of the Browns' photos. 😆 But my guesses are a) for sympathy, or b) she's so sleep deprived she doesn't know what she's doing. Cuz why tag Mariah and Aspyn??

That's the Lululemon logo at the top of the picture. So, like Mykelti of yore, she's wasting work time on her own self-serving blather AND advertising the fact on the internet! SMH ETA: Mea culpa! I thought that was a desk, but as @DakotaJustice points out it's a yoga mat, so Mariah could be elsewhere in her off hours.

Well, that's inconvenient. Mirrors are Kody's favorite.

This is what I imagine the wardrobe room at clown college looks like.

I can be our resident prude in this matter. I'm torn between metaphorically clutching my pearls and dry heaving.

Yeah, I wonder what inspired her to apply heavy makeup for this one. Hopefully not filming.

Cher can handle this one:

Dang, when I get cramps I have to pop some Advil and haul my @$$ to work. I clearly haven't been living my best life. (Or dying my feet orange. What is going on there??) And, "take a beat?" Didn't she just let us know that yesterday was her fun day off? A mere two weeks after summer break? When the gravy train ends and real life hits this snowflake it is NOT going to be pretty.

Um, how do I put this delicately....why does it look like her butt is on backwards?

And "shelf stable" is what people care about when it comes to food/drinks. "Self stable" sounds like one of Therapist Nancy's buzzwords.

She's probably jumping in the car to go find a random male to take a photo with to post on social media as we speak.

Uhuh. Christine's purchase (because no rentals in Flagstaff accept pets 🙄) was already billed as the future guest house for adult kids and grandkids visiting Plyg Pastures*. I wonder how they'll spin the need for buying this house? * Which we all know is never going to happen. I'm just playing along.

So I'm guessing that Megan will plan Kevin and Sarah the elaborate wedding of her dreams, but K&S will elope, so at the last minute Megan and Mick will get married instead rather than "waste" the wedding. That is where we're going, right? I liked Simon but I'm kind of glad he and Bree are over. Showing up every couple episodes for witty banter does not a relationship make. And speaking of relationships going kaput, I was hoping Connor and what's-her-name would break up, too. Her terrible (IMO) hairdo detracts from the pretty scenery. Jess and David continue to act more like they should be building a fort and planning their science fair project than buying a business and carrying on an adult relationship. It's absolutely ridiculous that we're on the 4th season and Trace and Abby are still in will-they-won't-they land, but at least neither of their new potential love interests are too annoying.

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