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RE: Bella's apt. And Gigi's. NYC is not that big for women who are doing. Well whatever it is that they are doing. I'm wondering how much we are seeing is what is actually happening. I'm kind of surprised neither Mo or Yo have their own place in NYC already. And if neither do, it would make sense to buy a nice unit bit enough either could use when in town and let the daughters live there. The idea that at their age and transitional income aspect plus whatever school line they try to sell via the show, they each need their own place that neither is really paying for seems odd. No matter how money Mohamed has (versus what he wants us all to believe he has -- two rather different things but sell a caviar and champagne image and viewers will gobble it up, there are still people in shock that Nene is not rich, Bethanny Frankel gets a much smaller check from Seagrams who makes damn sure the woman is not commercially associated with the Skinny Girl beverage line and Theresa Giudice has gone to jail). I'm wondering whose name is on the deed/lease. But it does makes for a nice storyline. Plus I had to laugh at all the people sending out tweets twitters and twats with pics saying oh crap she lives in my building.

I'm wondering no matter how lovey dovey Yolanda plays it, she makes every effort for her children to spend her ex husband's money so if he ever remarries there is less left for the next Mrs Hadid and any kids she manages to have (though I think his hair is the biggest form of birth control a rich man can have ; getting fucked by that would cause eggs to crawl back up the tube). Is ASU that good of a school? I remember when it was joked about being the school of Meghan McCain and MTV reality show cast members. Anyway I can empathize somewhat with Kyle and Mauricio but Kyle also has a habit of overreacting. I don't think that is the show or even her upbringing. I think if she was Amish the churn would be giving her some kind of grief we would hear about. I think that is just her personality. She invests in the moment Whether it is sending a daughter off to college, chiding her drunk sister in a limo or waltzing into a grocery store in Palm Springs. Brandi. I might find the newer Lisa and Eileen too careful and contrived, minority I know, but she just needs to be swept under the carpet and forgotten about. I think she proves that as the outlier in the bunch how hard these shows work and really fail at providing reality in terms of a cohesive cast that does more than just works together when the day is done. I'm not sure which I find annoying. The fact that Brandi sees Eddie as the only real thing that matters about herself or the fact that she basically raised interest in what I heard was one of the worst candid reality shows made. Didn't he "cast" actors to portray his kids for the show? Someone with an ounce of sense would have stood back, let Eddie and Leann implode in pop culture and then stepped in to play a role that would have paid off longer than the crutches did. Lisa Vanderpimp.. Once again marginalizes Max while trying to pay herself on the back for adopting him. For someone so cunning in terms of self gain she lacks a lot of self awareness and common sense. The one thing I love enjoy about her. That and how thuggish she and Ken truly are to me. No matter how much glitzy spackle they slather themselves in they really aren't that many steps from the people on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. i can so see Ken a few years younger in a vest getting into fights at the caravan park while Lisa in fake eyelashes just a smidge longer and clothes that....well look pretty much what she wears now just cheaper fabrics urges him on. I wonder if Rinna will ever stop using the show as an audition as a possible replacement for Kelly Ripa?

Going by the thread title no matter how many games he might win, I find Peyton Manning a charmless walking talking giant scrotum. Who drops to closer and closer to life's knees as every year goes by. Just find him a douche and I can totally see why he is buds both professionally and personally with Dick For Life Pizza guy with the every changing face and hairline.

Well it could be the weather man was right, predicted the effect of the oncoming hurricane/storm to the region and they put up the sign before closing doors and evacuating as suggested? The flooding photo op being, er, fortuitous?

Decent. Two things Not sure why Amy figured future Leslie would do coke. I kept wondering why everyone was shouting. Particularly her. And who did her makeup? It looked like she was sleeping on Tammy Faye Baker's pillows. The only set up that looks interesting is Tom hiring his crush and Andy being involved to win her. Romance and its pitfalls are the one thing this show does best, imo. Will it be a thing that we never see the kids?

I'm pretty sure Unilever has a similar ad As well as a similar list of not so secret crimes against humanity. Talk all you want the both of you. Until you admit how much a part of that very problem it is meaningless to me. Funny how the rotation of said ads, joining those of GE and Exxon and the natural gas concern was so heavy before and following the mid term elections. It makes you relaly wonder just how ridiculously evil these companies must do that they feel the need to tell everyone with just odd general ads how warm and fuzzy they really are. No really. They are. Just ask them and the multi million ad campaign they created to tell.

i blow a loaded gun if those were my options. And I do agree about staying on tv. What I want is the overall notion that anyone who is famous for being famous via a reality show has to battle much more than they do to do red carpets or bobble their heads on other television media venues. i do think it will happen. I'm just sad and cynical that it might take decades instead of the five years ago it should have. Both Porsha and Claudia are smart in that regards Both are raising their visibility in the entertainment world with those jobs, getting paid and meeting people they can network with in hopes of using that increased visibility. Day after day. How long does Nene's current entertainment jobs last? How long was she looking Sesame Street one of these things is not like the other with Cirque? On Braodway? Both Claudia and Porsha have jobs. Nene shows up here and there like the Lippizaners or leap year. If both women can keep themselves working as they are both can wave to Nene as the bank comes to take her toys away.

Actually in terms of holiday they are touting Valentine's Day still. Not just merely shifting diamond ring ads from being Christmas and then New Year's oriented but actually employing hearts and stuff Plus there is the Fifty Shades of Grime campaign that most of us will be tired of by, well the end of the day if you have seen any of the ads (I think there are at least two already as of last night). the funny thing is I have seen a Macy's ad and a Kohl's ad do after holiday sales ads but in a way that almost seem to be in denial that Christmas is just recently passed. In the Kohl's ad there are actually tiny bells ringing in the background. I wonder how many of us shall live for the ad that about this time tells it is never too early to take advantage of today's clearances for that special day just 340 days away.

I'm betting in the silly pretend to be healthy and quality gamesmanship fast food employs we will next have one establishment tout their select burger as being cooked on a separate griddle from the rest of their crappy meats.

I don't get why two men still having breastfeeding and bedwetting issued by trying to one up each other is necessarily the spirit of success in terms of building a company together. In fact to me it sounds more like the trope Twix should have employed instead of after how many years? Suddenly recreating the whole left and right side Twix ads. Another stupid campaign. But yes I hate the road racing. Somewhere in one of string theories alternate universes a Final Destination type twist involved a huge multi-trailered semi plowing fierily through at least one if not both.

On all my tvs I can clearly see the acne scars. Big difference between his freckles and his divots don't you know. Otherwise golf courses would simply tout the charm of the freckled greens and not admonish players to repair their divots. I'm guessing you could draw all twelve zodiac constellations on his face and maybe not use the same zit twice. Okay maybe a bit of hyperbole there. But he id definitely not getting a proactive spot soon unless to it about adult acne. Now that would be a good story. Watching scarface deal with an adult zit.

If you believe God gives money to only those you deserve it, not only are you seriously fucked up. Not know anything about Christianity. But have a serious problem when wealth and spiritual health still prevent you from looking in the mirror and yet every day dressing like you man hips aren't as wide as you are tall and still DRESS THAT DAMN WAY. How much does Jesus love you know Papa Glump? When the BRAVO paycheck only comes when you stomp around in front of the cameras wearing clothes that not only do not hide that huge ass but make your legs look six inches long? I avoid this show but I suspect that Junice despite her flaws does realize that pay or not, these people are nothing but the sideshow at the BRAVO FREAKS of FAME carnival I suspect she gets some kind of reward other than cameras attention and that is what makes her flip back and forth between sense and nonsense.

Every single one of these women gets worse and worse each season and each episode. Newsflash to any and all cast members Don't claim to be butt hurt about something when you helped or even shoved that damn stick up your own damn ass. And don't claim to be fixing the situation by getting even more involved and more heated. You claim to be "removing" the stick? Then why you shoving in and not just sitting quietly and pulling the damn thing out. Out. Not further in. All you are doing is poking yourself in your brain the way you just keep shoving and shoving it all in. I really hope someday and someday soon the 4th wall is broken completely. At both the expense of the master shit stirrers who contrive and encourage grown ass women, adults, acting like this for pay and pretending it is all real and at the participants not only greedy and desperate enough to play but actually think they are aspirational doing so. I want to see heads knocked down in such shame. Nene is as arrogant and entitled as some small time dictator with a boat a single engine plane and a house with two floors. The best legacy you can hope for is to be the answer on a bar video trivia game a few years from now. And hope you die broke if you go before the Human Hoverround known as Gregg Leakes. He will spend your last earned dime on strippers before the gas even lights in whatever cheap ass crematorium he springs for. Porsha is dumb but she seems to be the only one working the angle for something else. Too bad she can't have the sense to step back. Claudia is a dumbass for not recognizing she is coming on board. Note, you and Porsha are similar in some regards career wise. But she got demoted. You just arrived. And you are at the same damn spot Stop sitting around giggling as you pretend to blow smoke up Kenya's ass while she does the same. You will turn on each other for a dime. Even before a second season is offered to you So just stop. Whether pretend or real you are pretending to be gaining altitude and all you are doing is wallowing wallowing wallowing. Cynthia. Damn just how broke is her ass. Peter must have turned the couch cushions over for the last time I'm betting she checks her balance online the day BRAVO deposits her check. Weak posturing and all for a dime Pathetic. Phaedra. Go get divorced and then just go away. Really why do I care about someone who bought used criminal dick? Your whore went to jail and I do think in some way you either helped him go back or you let him go back. Either way Felonious Sperm Bank and Sad Swagger is gone and you van put the rocks down now. you aren't just living in a glass house you opened a china shoppe out of it, Now don't be the bull. Demetria you are blowing a guy to advance you I suspect. He likes your tits and you want to be famous. That is it. Don't act like you have some kind of relationship if he won't appear with you and squirms like Apollo's sperm when cameras and Kenya is on him about it. Kenya Go back to casting calls. you might have Donald Trump's attention but did you see who you are sharing the boardroom with? Cynthia is riding you like a non-swimmer wrapped around a life preserver in high seas for that check. Claudia just wants to be filmed and is waiting for some inner voice that lets her know she is one firm HW casting ground and she'll drop you. Demetria is terrified of you since you are such an attention whore and need someone else to tear down. All you are doing is showing the people you want to notice you what an unpleasant person you are who sucks the air out of every room you are in I will be glad when the join the rest in ignominy. I'll be reading all of you but I think I am finally truly done watching them. Not a one has a lick of sense to try and even work the very misfortunes they helped bring upon themselves like other women do. ETA: "other women" as in those on other reality shows. Not women in general. They do not deserve in any way to be equated with any other women who is not a blatant attention whore.

What is it with the heavy handed Robert Is Right theme? He is an ass and then in something tangently related Fellowes drags out a tiny meaningless cross to let him straddle to rehabilitate him. From the cloying cricket match seasons ago to now. ugh Mary goes to Gill the Ham and Blake shows up. This is now a year or so right? Enough already. Why can't Fellowes resolve stuff. Why he can. But then he has to bring it back in a slightly different form. Bates Murder II. Yawn And Edith still mopes and whimpers. I get the general idea behind what Edith is going through. The execution sucks. I'm glad Bunting had enough awareness to refuse the invitation. I just wish she wasn't around in the first place. And I'm still not sure why the other characters insist on putting her with Tom when I have seen little to no interest on his part to prompt their concern or efforts. Let alone the fact she is rude, poorly mannered and would not be invited to dinner where they still dress. Tea or a garden party or a larger less formal family event yes. Bringing her around to dinner because she was hired by the downstairs because she is "Tom's friend" is reaching. Rose seems to have regressed. Wasn't she the one who was involved with a married man when we were introduced to her? Then to show bravada she wanted to get with Jack Ross. Now she seems a bit more simpering and wide-eyed. Julian waves his wand and they all go back to Go with a get out of jail card handy (though if we have to spend a couple of episodes of Bates back in jail I'm hunting Fellowes down and beating him with the seasons three and four blu ray set editions.

It amazes me as I watch this season how much better at copying Jeff Foxworthy was in the tepid US version as host considering it was his first time. I am so glad when this one just uses one of the women with a voiceover that is matter of fact Damn they are so unfunny even as you hear the muscles clench and the bones creak as they try so damn hard. One is bad enough. Both trying to out do each other for yucks is just so painful and annoying. And I really do not like Foxworthy and he had some cringe worthy moments. But since it has been awhile I have to re-iterate how much I wish it was just Mary all the time. I don''t find Paul sexy or even that authoritative no matter his credentials. I know he sure does find himself sexy though. I'm so glad Jordan got the heave. Only a couple episodes in and he was already a joke since whatever he said you could pretty much guarantee it would be the opposite outcome. He seemed nice but either delusional or optimistic to the point of it being terminal. I did wonder if the editors were having a bit of fun though including Norman's declaration to the next episode and his placement. Hopefully since he will be making it to the next week, he will place first. Nothing about the breads looked that appealing. And I love bread. A few of the rolls looked good but I think at least one of those did not taste great or was raw inside so...

I'm guessing that any day now both Jax and Tom will either have online soft core playing with themselves videos or actual ads for escorts because that is pretty much where i went with this when the history started to be aired. Modeling? Yeah With plenty of photoshop. But looking at them I do not see model. And I'm guessing if they truly were making any money in that area, they would not let themselves be Vanderpump's toys no matter how padded with weak credits their imdb page is. I forget what she said but Scheana after waking said something and all I could think was what happens if there is another season and you are all married up? what do you have worth filming? You and Shay playing house? That is about as boring as Stassi. Scheana may be edging out Stassi as top female dog in this little circus but she is also letting herself get a bit too close toe the door herself with the over focus on this wedding

I'm trying to think of a single instance in real life that would parallel Robert breaking the entail to leave the estate to Mary. The entail was wrapped with the title. Apart from Fellowes odd understanding of certain aristocratic principles despite his adoration of the class, it seemed that even after Matthew there were male Crawleys descended as potential heirs from the original Earl or his successors. I thought there was mention of someone coming after Matthew if George had not survived Regardless the only times I have heard of entails being broken was when the estates were tied to a title that had no male heirs at all What I thought was odd, even with the irrational notion that Cora's fortune was tied to the estate (I'm still not sure how much of a Gordian legal knot that would entail tying let alone why on earth they would ever want to do such; particularly her family which essentially gave Robert call control of her money -- in a day when divorce and financial foolishness was getting its head among the upper class), was Fellowes selling the notion that in the beginning, it seemed to me that is not just losing Downton Mary faced but all the daughters would be so helpless and deprived of everything. Not to poke a bear, but Cora would have been entitled to a third of the estate if she succeeded Robert Revenue wise, not property. But also Robert is what number Earl? Titles have been able to forge fortunes (and of course lost them) using the property that is part of the entail but still very well able to give revenue from such endeavors to their heirs. It was well known how bank breaking it could be to inherit a title and entailed property only to find the last holder left every last cent to his daughters. Not until Robert loses his fortune does it seem Mary wants anything in regards to Downton except maintaining the status quo. Her status quo. With her title and estate holding husband simply taking over for her father in regards to her. Being the living crown jewel of the Earldom of Grantham and the estate of Downton Abbey And not until Matthew dies and Robert tries to do even more damage to his legacy does Mary actually see Downton as a responsibility. Does she realize that Downton has to be given as much if not more than she takes. Had Matthew not died with the Dan deciding to leave, I think Mary would the same self-involved twit. The funny thing is several times I have seen the actress acknowledge that and say outright that Mary Crawley is not admirable for the most part Fellowes on the other hand seems to come up with justifications and mitigates her actions in a way that still makes me believe that overall he thinks Mary Crawley is aspirational. For me, despite the limitations gender placed on such an individual, Mary is pretty irksome at her best and loathsome at her most. Edith has had her share. Both have gone after the other in a way that make me wonder if Sybil was a foundling.

I like James simply because he for such a little cretin he still manages to be more than a match for the pock faced Tom. The one with the face of a fifty year old man but the haircut of a thirteen year old white boy from the suburbs who wants to look edgy. Seriously I know other too old men sport that geometric shaving but it just makes me laugh every time I see that acne scarred man as he ages in front of my eyes and white knuckled any semblance of youth he can pull off His face is looking more and more like Jax;s -- a half peeled used cigarette filter I think Jax likely is taking some kind of muscle enhancement product that is speeding his ass off since he can barely do twenty pushups and has the jaws you could use to pry open the crumpled auto in a wreck. i really keep expecting to see a warning label on his noggin that warns people from being to close to him when he chews. He should look into renting himself out to the highway dept as a wood chipper. But considering his nutrition, his finances and him clearly thinking he has the physique of, well a man with a physique, I'm thinking he is shooting something that is likely running his adrenaline pretty high. Plus all the alcohol and his age and I'm thinking he also pops those weight loss pills to keep what looks like the pending threat of a paunch in check. Then again the digs and that hysterical pickup he has been driving for a couple of years now do scream he has the financial drain of a steady habit of something draining his wallet.

Commercials have always used straw horses to sell a product But the KFC ad about fried food versus grocery store rotesserie is a sub genre of its own. It tries to sell its product a better alternative Yet health wise I really think it does not even come close And what about price? I'm showing my own form of paranoia there. I was never a huge consumer for KFC but I did sometimes have a craving (usually post respiratory flu for some reason) for their chicken and mash and gravy. But then they started no trans fat and the flavor for me changed. I simply loathe the taste completely now. Not sure if it is just my mind or it really tastes different now. Anyway I don't get the idea that one form of chicken (possibly healthier, certainly much more versatile and I suspect rather cheaper) is tiresome versus a form that is singular in taste and arrangement. In fact, I know more than one person who loves a certain roast chicken carcass for soup. Not my cup of tea but they swear by Wegman's chicken to make a nice bowl or two of chicken based soup once they initially pick the carcass over. Let's see you do that with a bucket of bones. I just saw an ad for Nauzene (sp?) Really? Is that what I want in my medicine cabinet? First the name, sucks. Secondly it shows people eating stuff that just seems like it is a patch for stupidity I'm all for sweets, savories and snacks But if I am eating to the point of being nauseated? Maybe I should simply avoid or eat less of that item? No? No? I guess that is so unAmerican. Instead I should be popping the tablets from my Hoverround as I gun it from my huge gas guzzling SVU i am able to park in the handicapped spot even though it sits five feet off the ground as I go fill the storage side compartments with more sweets, snacks and savories. (belch). The voiceover (gah I loathe even the sound of Julia Roberts, how she manages to sound so smug and delighted with herself shakes my bones with annoyance), seems to suggest the idea that you are not being heard. So that means as noted, children aren't given the right amount of respect or that being treated in such a manner makes you revert to childish behavior. So I'm not sure if it means poor widdle kiddies aren't treated with teh accord they should or that kids are dicks and the rude manner company service treats you outside of our company and makes you one too

Oh look. It's Breed Racer. Not that you can do much new in such a challenge, but I thought both the top two were been there done that. Samantha's swimsuit was hideous. And glad to be able to look at Jay's thighs on the runway yet another week. Just the fact that Samantha thought she created something magnificent meant she should not only have been tossed but maybe given a smack alongside the head in parting as well.

I loathe Brandi. But no matter where ratings stand, anyone who is one of the scum that makes up VPR is at Brandi's level at his or her best in my eyes. Those people are pathetic and disgusting in their sleep. They can be working at the party that sees the wave that takes the entire cast out to sea. I have to admit. Put Jeff Lewis in the same sentence as Brandi, add Andy Cohen and the only end to that I want to hear is something about a missing jet in Asia. Droned and otherwise unoccupied. ETA: My understanding is that Eileen is pretty nasty during the initial hook up with her current spouse. But that is not for Brandi to decide in any other way than as an observer if true. Plus didn't Brandi pretty much admit to having an affair with someone either married or involved (as in living with someone that Brandi knew about before she got involved? Was it JR the first time around? I just remember she really walked back from it when it was pointed out how hypocritical it was that Eddie was the spike in her heart that never stopped being driven but she could stick her tongue down some guy's throat while trying to be a human pretzel around his naked waist who she knew wasn't "free" of any attachments).

Considering what a bathroom slut I keep hearing from rather credible sources Cohen seems to be, I think the disinfecting should be for the entire set as a courtesy to any and all his guests. Even his own not so subtle bragging seems to suggest he holds the cast of Vanderpump Rules as something to beat on his own.

I'm a mean and petty person. I know that. So maybe it is no surprise how much I HATE the snack bar commercials that feature the blind father who uses his daughter a a guide animal through the wilderness. First, she is not that old and I get that they filmed a commercial. But to show you having your young teenage daughter supposedly guide you across rugged adn downright dangerous looking terrain to perch on a cliff? When she could have walked you around the neighborhood before resting on the back porch and, yes I'm going there, for Mr. Egocentric, it would amount to the same damn thing. For her maybe not. But maybe deep down she doesn't want to be responsible for herself and her self-important father on the edge of a cliffside pocked with crevasses and treacherous drops. If a father blindfolded himself and did this as some kind of confidence building exercise I'd consider the asshole likely hero worships The Great Santini. Second, in a following ad, he takes away her phone. The man who cannot see. The blind man who if I accept the paradigms of the commercial is only alive thanks to his daughter and not a broken corpse waiting for vermin and scavengers to have their culinary way with his remains seeing as how it looks like any fall is not only going to be painfully fatal but also perhaps irretrievable. Douche. He takes her phone. Is she texting she is safe to mom? Taking a picture and sending it to a friend or family member to show what she has achieved? Doesn't matter. Snack bar munching douche is all about teaching her. I say leave his ass out there on the ledge and let him see his way back safely. Yeah I went there again! And I hate cell phones. I hate the parasitical ubiquity they have become on social interaction. But boy does that man and those commercials make my head explode. The message they are trying to use to sell the wholesome simple natural image attached to their product is totally lost , to me, thanks to how an incredible douchebag this guy comes across. A guy I know I'm just suppose to be in awe of because he is blind. Fuck him and the bar he stuffs in his mouth.

1. I have no problem when someone is truly "real". And that is verbally refusing to let someone else dictate his or her version of reality when the facts are there on the table in front of both of you and everyone else that screams how wrong that version is. But I do think people believe it simply gives them the right to open the mouth and let lose whatever they want no matter the consequences. Consequences they know full well exist. That blue-head knew there would be a reaction. If she had just crawled out from underneath a sweaty Roger Bob I can see her inserting herself in that manner. However I do think Demetria is a damn fool. Don't get all shitty because someone aired the truth you yourself know and can tell everyone around you know. Rise above or continue to wallow. But don't do the latter and then complain someone else got mud beneath your nails. 2. Yes yes yes. Kenya is a cheap carpet bagging fool who is so hungry for attention. Mock that. Mock her lies about Walter (assuming you share my view that she lies with the best of them in that regard). Heck even mock her supposed story line of finding a man. Or having one. But to mock and stigmatize a choice to be single? When the person doing it had to buy a ex-con as a mate and donor? And can I just say that one of the Top Lawyers in Georgia would be raking in the dough by the hour. I smell something is rotten in Phaedra's legal realm of Denmark. Why on earth she is not making a much nicer living even doing some of the more mundane and easier levels of law is beyond me. Then again maybe she knew all along what her stud service was up to or knew he would eventually return to those kind of practices and figured she could escape legal culpability. However she didn't want to face past clients actions if she was caught married to a huge stealing lying idiot of a crook. Who is still smarter than Peter. Heinously illegal as his actions were Apollo still can make money easier than Peter can even when Cynthia leaves her purse unattended after visiting the nearest ATM.

Isn't that pretty much the state of his existence though?