Brooklynista

First off...what the hell happened to Zhane? They were the shit. Second, SHUT UP!! Are we sure that's Nikko? I didn't see the teeth.

Really??? From Tallulah to Iris? Wow! Jodie is amazing.

I cant remember the year but there was an all kids gangster movie called Bugsy Malone. It was a musical. Jodie Foster was the sultry lounge singer. Scott Baio was the ganster trying to go straight. The tommy guns shot whip cream instead of bullets. No cursing. It was great! Good clean fun. Wow, even typing this I need to Google if this movie really existed or if i was in a drug induced haze. ETA: I can't get the tune out of my head so maybe it'll help to type it Ahem My name is Tallulah, My first rule of thumb I don't say where I'm going, or where I'm comin from I try to leave a little reputation behind me So if you really need to, ya know how to find me!

Meh. I was really underwhelmed. I hope Thelma didn't choose this over HBO's Getting On.

Today was a repeat in Judge Judy's America. I didn't understand it the first time and I didn't get it the second time. Guy on a bike is in a collision with a kid going the wrong way on his skateboard. Plaintiff wanted to be compensated for the bike that was damaged in the crash. In a Judy's America the guy was at fault even though the kid was going the wrong way. It seems she felt it was the guy's fault because he was 33? And the kid was 11? So even though the guy had the right if way, it was his fault because he was 33 and he should have anticipated a kid coming at him against the flow of traffic? Another one of those times when Judy has her feathers ruffled and the ruling makes no sense.

What's Angela's plan? To be the Miami wife? Leave her job and sick dad so she can be the side piece with a tan? I never heard James say he was leaving his wife. Is his plan really to move to Miami and leave the three kids? They have to stop making Natori do sexy. It's just not working. The moves she was trying to put on the banker? Even her trying to seduce the driver, it's just so stunted and awkward.

Ah...look at Uncle Kanye. I'm not sure what they're going to have to do to get the WTF look off of that little girl's face. She has no clue who these people are.

She looks like the Long Island Medium. And what kind of filter is that? She looks wack a doo. Even more proof her meds need to be leveled off.

Yeah after watching it again, I don't get the uproar. He said the "C" word. Oh my! Where are my pearls so I can clutch them. Spend time with me and any of my girlfriends at a bar and we'll drop way worse on you. Cursing has never been illegal and I just can't hate on him for that. Without a doubt he's weird and he's creepy and I don't dig him because he has crazy eyes, But cussing on a homemade video would never get my feathers ruffled. He's not abusing puppies or raping babies or flashing old ladies. He uses bad language. That's all it is to me anyway. ETA: That brisket looked Hella good.

The chick had wings on her back, like cupid, like a Victoria's Secret model coming down the runway, like a kid on Halloween. Or really more like an idiot. That's what I mean by her fakeness. She's trying too hard to project some image like she's a damn pixie. Just shut up and sing something.

Im guessing it's the same as Basketball Wives and ain't nobody a wife or Real Housewives of Atlanta when Kenya doesn't even live in Atlanta when they aren't filming.

Is the universe truly controlled by Facebook now? Why does everything online require a Facebook account now? Yes I know I could vote by phone but then I'd have to get up and find my damn phone. Le sigh.

I saw Lenny's videos and I wasn't offended by them, but then I have a filthy mouth too so... I mean he has a potty mouth, ok, and? He wasn't sniffing coke off a little boys ass or anything like that so I can forgive a little shit talking. What I cannot get past is his gosh- gee willikers attitude. It bugs. That and the crazy eyes is what earns my dislike.

So Nicole wants to travel the world on the Food Networks dime? Susie shut that shit down with the quickness! I'm throwing up in my mouth as I type this but I missed having Guy as the pilot mentor. I'm so over Robert Irvine and his arrogance it's not even funny anymore. Of the three dishes, I would only make Lenny's. Damn.

Yes, Shadedra definitely has a tv face and it seems her go-to when threatened with a reveal of her fakeness is to play with her struggle titties. When Cynthia hit her with the recorded phone message she said a bee magically appeared and bit her on the tit, then when Kenya tried to corner her to squash their beef she produced that loud ass breast pump. She really makes them titties earn their keep.

Can someone explain to me what Jermy's responsibility as a stepdad is financially? When Leah was on the phone yelling about the wheelchair, she initially said "I don't care, I'll pay for it out of pocket". What pocket? Any money Leah has would come from Jeremy. Where does Jeremy's financial responsibility to Corey's kids begin/end? Is he automatically responsible for Leah's half of medical bills/Disney World/private school for the girls? I wonder because Leah wants hair extensions and horse farms and specialized wheelchairs and she doesn't seem to be concerned with any of the costs. Yes, there are supposed to be no such things as "step" kids, when you marry you take them on as your own but I'm curious as to what he is truly on the hook for since the girlseses are Leah's and Corey's.

And who's to say that Sherri doesn't have a room in her own home set up as a nursery for this baby? That's assuming her not wanting custody is a legal tactic to call Sal's bluff.

I was so confused by Deitrick's double talk. Was he trying to convince me that he and Dominique were simply roommates? And NOT sleeping together? Or were they not sinning because they weren't living together only sleeping with each other? So...how was she pregnant walking down the aisle? I just wish he would own up to it. It's 2014. Times have changed, just don't try to convince what is really isnt.

I worry about Vee. I worry about her because I've been that young woman in a relationship with a man who already has a kid. I've been that girl watching her twenties go by waiting and hoping that one day soon he'll be ready to have a kid with me. And now she's moved in with him and she's really put herself in a tight spot. It's great to play with their kids and show them what an awesome stepmom you'll be, but it's always a bit of a kick in the uterus when he tells you that he's still not ready. Careful there Vee. If she's smart she has a timeline in her head for when she can cut bait and run. I hope she's not living her life waiting.

I can't place my finger on why I am not digging Chrissette. I don't know if it's her speaking voice or the way she's trying to convince me she's all ethereal and of the earth? Something. I'm sure it'll come to me later.

Well there it is. The world is really on its ass. This child truly has a website of spandex crap ass dresses. And some of theses shits are $80??? I guess she can say she has Sheree beat.

They probably moved on Reality Show Village. The house is probably in the same cul de sac with Mimi's empty ass place.

I say good for Michael. I always felt Nicole was just looking for the next sponsor. Nice enough lady, but just not for my Michael.

Is Adam the new Leah? Get a baby as a consolation prize?

I think kail would have looked less like a moose if she had respected the lady of the house and said "Hey Vee, can you and Isaac show me his room?" or "Vee can I take a peek at his room?" But what you cannot do is come in my house, and march yourself down my hallway without my expressed consent. Yes, Vee knew what Kail was there for, but still dont behave like a untrained monkey. Kail wouldnt like it if Jo helped hisself to her house.