CallmeCray

I was already thinking Heather is unwell. Now, not only do I believe she’s not right, but this off-the-charts reaching to make what I believe was a drunken fall into this suspenseful storyline makes me feel that calling her “unwell” is downplaying it. Something is really wrong here. Alcohol and/or any other substances consumed are NOT helping, that’s for sure. Who knows, it could be compounded by the legal situation surrounding Jen and any limitations that may impose? Is there information being purposefully withheld because it could affect Jen’s case? I’ll be totally shocked if the cause of the black eye was anything other than a fall or an accidental collision while messing around, but someone has decided to use it as a cliffhanger and she’s having a whole lot of fun with her cutesy flip-flopping. She sucks at it and comes across as either having amnesia or being schizophrenic - but she’s definitely enjoying it. She’s so desperate and thirsty it makes me feel truly sad for her. I find it concerning.

Holy shit, this guy is a DICK. That is all.

I’ve always thought her speech peculiarities were related to dental issues. I wondered if maybe dentures (or a lack of dentures?) play a part in it. Her speech is definitely unique, though.

This fucking boggles the mind…the nerve of that lying snake!

*I had posted about a possible breakup between Shannon and John, but after re-watching that clip of the WWHL episode, I realize I completely mis-heard or misinterpreted. I believe Shannon is still with John. Whoopsie! Carry on…😂

Karen is the most thirsty, unoriginal copycat there ever was. How embarassing! Her ego is a bottomless pit. There is NOTHING grand about that woman.

If the rumor of their return is true, I guess there’s one more RH franchise to add to my personal RH graveyard. 🤷‍♀️ That graveyard is really starting to fill up, too - as my affinity for others is diminishing quickly. Andy better change something up, because the old formula is no longer workin!

That is the million dollar question…and I’m pretty sure we’ll never know.

Natalie and all of those in her orbit just drive me nuts. She is a petulant child with a side of crazy. She’s seriously living in fantasyland her dreams and entitled expectations are beyond unreasonable. She’s trying to force a fairy tale and believes that she is OWED a man who worships her, will give her a child and put up with her whackadoodle whims as she spins like a top. She’s exhausting.

Jen Shah is a hateful effing c-word. I RARELY use that term, I am almost positive I’ve never even used it to describe Erika or Rinna, as much as I despise them both. There’s just no other accurate description for someone so venomous. The bitch who’s never been held accountable for ANYTHING cannot deal with the fact that she’s about to be held accountable for her horrible actions in a big, big way. Lock her up and throw away the key. She’s a vile, selfish creature.

We not only need an eye roll emoji, but also this one 🤢. Just the mention of his name makes me need to emote!

That would actually be GREAT TV!! I’d grin from ear to ear while watching with a tub of popcorn.

She needs to go…

I’m loving “lightly stalk”, I must admit. 😂

Out of all the mess that occurred in this episode, (I’ll be getting back to that when it’s not midnight and I have to be up in a few hours) what absolutely floored me was that at the end of the episode, Meredith put the bulk of the blame for Jen’s meltdown on having friends who aren’t supportive - even after she’s poured a drink on one’s head. What in the fuck is wrong with these broads? Danna’s comments at least showed that there is a little bit of sanity in the room, but she’s not feeling like she’ll make much of an impact in her current position. I would have said to hell with that and made a MAJOR stink of it. If Jen would have poured that drink on my head, I would not have been able to restrain myself and she would have been on the floor. I’m not about violence, but everyone has a limit and in my humanness, that would have taken me across the line - I’m not even sure I wouldn’t have done the same just having witnessed her do it to someone else in my presence. That is so degrading. She is a miserably hateful creature. I do not understand why they are so afraid of that narcissistic asshole - is it because she’s loud? Does she have mob ties? Are they worried she’s going to defraud their own grandparents? I don’t get it. That shit wouldn’t fly if I or anyone I know were around for it - TV show or not. Grow a MFing spine! Heather sure outed herself as a piece of shit on this one, if any questions remained on THAT subject. Meredith is a complete imbecile, I now know. I really thought this episode had potential and Jen would finally be put in her place, but I guess Bravo is pretending that is still to come. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice - time to remove another show from the “record” list. Bravo has an affinity for criminals, at this point - and they think it makes for good TV. I beg to differ.

Pretty sure their IQs are comparable, as well.

Bingo.

Zero empathy for that evil bitch. She may like that victim-framed “fighting for my life” line, but let’s be honest - she’s freaking out at the prospect of dealing with the consequences of HER actions. She deserves every fucking bit of the misery she’ll experience when she is sentenced. What a soulless bottom feeder she is. It makes me wonder why her husband is with her in the first place if he is so great. She has no remorse and will do horrible things once again if she is granted any leniency. I hope they put her away for a long time. Andy is scum, bottom line.

This woman is such a try-hard clown. I can’t even stand hearing her voice on the previews. For rill.

Oh, I missed THIS. 🙄

So true - SM is a super effective tool for them to keep the drama going and the drama-lovers hooked. No, thanks!

I’ve never played matchmaker before, but I couldn’t help noticing how much she has in common with Big Ed - from a “raging insecurities” perspective, they’re two peas in a pod!

Thank God for that! They both look desperately sleep deprived. They’d better get used to it.

Train wreck central. I wish this one was pure fiction for Kim’s sake.

Good God, what an absolute dumpster fire. It’s really the joining of two dumpster fires which create an exponentially more explosive dumpster fire. Just watched Ed tell Liz that the fact that he’s insecure is because she’s not the right woman. No words…