Chatty Cake

Kenya had what looked like a decent event and she blew it up. She could have accepted Brits apology.

I watched part of season 5 last weekend. So much better back in the day. The fighting didn’t seem as bad or forced. It was before Nene and Kenya got too full of themselves. Kandi was caught between her horrible mother and Todd. Cynthia was still with Peter. Phaedra with Apollo. This season feels forced. Dennis is helping both ladies by filming with Drew. Brit was looking for a fight with Kenya to put herself on the map. One thing that’s missing from most of the housewives shows. The husbands. They don’t need to be front or center but the scenes at home are too few and far between.

I was surprised, I thought they broke up but I’m happy for them. They seemed quite taken with each other.

I liked that Sutton corrected Garcelle that Erika doesn’t have a rich husband. LOL you’re right about that Sutton. But yes, tell her Garcelle!

Good to know. Maybe I’ll check it out.

What the hell was with Tzarina getting on Wihan’s lap? She just sat with Lara telling him he was doing a crap job. She later gets on his lap and he lets her? What is wrong with the two of them?

I haven’t watched Denis’s show but seeing Rinna posts makes me happy she got the show. She’s not so angry now is she Rinna?

This crew gets more asinine with each passing episode. Wihan needs to leave immediately. He was so quick to turn on Johnny and Harry for the deck looking like crap. Lara is friendlier with Bri and has no interest in doing what she said. Marina might not be a great fit for service though. What if she speaks to the guests the way she spoke to Captain Jason? Did Harry and Bri really get it on in the guest cabin? I find it hard to believe. Wihan seems to think it should be him even though he professed his love for Adair.

His stomach area isn’t bad at all.

This was my guess too. Didn’t he say in the beginning he lost the kids? Now he has full custody? I don’t think so.

I agree with you about Boz. Took the easy route by buddying up with the assholes. Kyle pissed me off when she compared Morgan to Garcelles son for not appearing this season. Garcelles son was barely a teen when Erika verbally assaulted him. He was then dragged online by horrible people. Morgan is an adult who did a music video with Kyle and tagged along with her on camera last season. She was worried about her career and that’s why she sat out this season. There is no comparison.

The audacity of that thieving, Ozempic taking, pig telling Garcelle she wishes she was more interesting. She needs to know who she is sleeping with? Why? I notice Erika didn’t press Kyle about the Morgan crap and Kyle was flaunting that shit all over and then claiming there’s nothing to discuss. There was nothing interesting about Erika. She had to play Dorits support and decorated her rental space. Dorits split from PK was worthy of first chair? I bet they planned the entire thing because they need the money and then PK decided it was nice being away from Dorit and made it legit.

Why would she confront a killer at the place where they killed 2 people and at the place she was held by Remy? I would have told told Luna via text that she and Will would make a cute couple. And then stay away from all of them.

I saw TJ on last weeks episode of 911. He played a doctor. He wasn’t bad. No trace of the weirdo we saw on Potomac.

How come Gregory was put in a room alone and King was with the others when King was the one who charged Greg? Or was it because Gregory called the police and it wasn’t really necessary?

Yeah Dorit is rather sad with all the stuff you mentioned but I don’t see Sutton being happy with all her money or her paid houseboy so she has someone that will listen to her bullshit. She’s on the same show as sad little Dorit and Evil Erika. She came for Erika thinking everyone else would join her and they didn’t. This didn’t outrage old southern bell Sutton though did it? Oh no, she’ll stay on the same show and kiss garbage ass for this role on the real housewives. And that’s what she does, kiss ass. Pucker up Sutton.

No she is not. She looks like a chicken in many of her non logo outfits with the skinny legs. But what was really disgusting was her pretending in the first episode or two that she wanted a sisterhood and to support Dorit. Then she had to get on the bandwagon and turn on her to impress Kyle. She came to Dorits party and behaved like an absolute asshole. (Not that Dorit was that great but drink the free drinks and eat a hot dog and SHUT UP). The worst of gross Sutton was when she announced that her wallet was bigger than Dorits. Yes Sutton, you married better and richer than Dorit. She acts like she earned her money and not Christian. And let’s not forget the big bad Sutton was shitting her pants as he planned a move out of the country. She’s not in charge of shit. She just got dumped by a better man than Dorit. Bless her fart.

Heavenly was mean but had a point telling Contessa to put her titties away. I was tired of seeing everyone’s overflowing boobs.

Garcelles white guy was not ugly like the shriveled up thief that Erika is married to.

I was watching season 5 yesterday. Kenya made a point of getting her firearm out of her closet and giggled while she showed it to Brandon and insinuated she could use it on the other ladies if they gave her a hard time during the group trip to Savannah. So she can shut it about feeling so threatened by Brit. Not that Brit’s in the right either. She wants a story and decided to take on Kenya.

It was bad enough watching Drew at the studio, now Shamea is a singer too? Is there a market for real housewife singers in their 40s? Brit does sound stuffed up and she’s trying too hard for a fight with Kenya. Why couldn’t the judge have said no filming for Ralph?

I can’t stand when Sutt Butt starts her repetitive crap. She thinks she’s cute. She is not. She’s downright annoying. She’s so far up Kyle’s ass she can’t even see that Kyle doesn’t care about her.

I think Tzarina is jumping on the bash Wihan team because he rejected her. You know if he was hooking up with her, she would be defending him. That said, he is not a hard worker. Walking around the boat with Adair like they are on a date looks so unprofessional. Johnny seems to be the only one working hard. Harry is kind of a bitch gossiping with the stews about Wihan and then running to Jason like a big baby. How about working instead of sitting around with the ladies.

The experts like to ignore physical preferences to prove they are such great matchmakers. I remember one lady who didn’t like bald men and they gave her a bald dude. I agree, other than the name I don’t think Juanchos Ponchos is a great concept.

I thought it was good that Michelle finally apologized but I don’t think she is seeing him differently. Hopefully Madison is good for David but I see a dude that went from living off his parents to living off his girlfriend. I’m curious to see if they last. A nerd that has his own place, a good job, has a dog and loves to cook. Yes please!