Chatty Cake

Another episode of rehashing the same old stuff. There’s nobody to cheer on at this point. Yes Sutton doing that sisterhood crap was dumb because then she turned on Dorit. Dorit’s no better. Kyle acted like Mauricio did something last season to bring on their split. Divorce him or get back together. I’m tired of hearing about their marriage. Erica can shut up. Boz can shut up. I hope Garcelle doesn’t turn on Sutton. Their friendship seemed the most real. The sound of housewives arguing has been putting me to sleep as of late. Maybe they need to add it to a sleep app or sound machine.

I watched most of it. Not much new. They really want David to tell them he was already intimate with Madison when he sent the eat u text. Obviously something was going on but he is going to say the same things over and over while throwing in more apologies. Michelle surprised me. She admitted watching back that she was a big brat to him and she would change that. During Juan and Karla’s segment I was looking for some discord. I thought she had a look in her eyes at times of being irritated with him but she kept her cool. Brandon trying to shake Ikechis hand and of course Ikechi won’t. I tend to believe they are together as I don’t see lying about a miscarriage for the show. Especially when she says she wants a family. The part about Cal marrying them though was over the top bs. Started drifting off during the David and Madison segment,

I’ve read that the show has trouble finding grooms but it’s not Shark Tank or Americas Got Talent. I wish the show would return to more of its original format. Do less people want to get married these days?

Does it matter if the group is fractured? They aren’t that fun to watch these days. Greg seems like an ass much of the time. King was ridiculous on the beach charging him and having to be stopped by the bigger guys. I don’t think either side is worth choosing. Toya was right, Simone looked like she was going to prom. I guess the best part of the night was that Heavenly didn’t end up in a screaming match.

I bet they canceled their meet up for this quarter.

This is boring. Drew asked Dennis to film with her so now Porsha is mad?? I fell asleep toward the end. What did Dennis say on the hot mic that was worthy of naming the episode after it?

Ikechis ex speaks out. Says he’s a serial bullshit artist who pretends he wants to get married. She also says he’s well endowed. https://tvshowsace.com/2024/12/16/mafs-ikechis-alleged-ex-exposes-him-calls-him-trash/

I’m not clear on that. In the video he says that he wasn’t attracted to her, that she didn’t like to cook or clean, she quit her job and the crystals all worked against her but I don’t remember him ever saying any of that on the show. They both claim to know secrets about the other. One secret that Juan denied was that he was already with his current girlfriend when they were filming . I’m not sure what dirt they have on each other but they certainly weren’t as friendly as they portrayed on the show.

Juan says he is being blackmailed by Karla and her family. https://www.monstersandcritics.com/tv/reality-tv/mafs-juan-says-hes-being-threatened-and-blackmailed-by-karlas-family/

Yes, whatever work Michelle bought was tastefully done but D@vid wasn’t impressed.

Lots of people took it who didn’t need it. It was all over the news. Michelles hair and makeup was fine but she’s such a stank unhappy thing, it doesn’t matter.

Like Allen said, why would they tell the truth?

I’m not judging people who really need the medication for diabetes or obesity. It’s the people that want to lose 25 pounds and buy it. There was a shortage for awhile because so many people were begging their doctors to let them buy it. Again, I’m not sure Michelle did that but she admitted to not liking working out and likes to eat out all the time at high end restaurants.

A lot of the lazy people use Ozempers. Many Real Housewives have admitted to taking it. They weren’t fat by any means but want to be skinny on camera. I don’t know if Michelle has done it but my guess would be yes. I think she treated herself to some Botox too. All that and still miserable and complaining about being lied to, a year ago by a guy she treated like shit.

I think the ladies didn’t ice out !Madison because they know Michelle is a bitch and though Madison was wrong she has a better personality. I noticed nobody said they were close to Michelle. I thought all the dresses were terrible. Michelle’s was probably the best but she’s such an asshole, nobody cares what she wears.

He’s an idiot. He couldn’t handle Emem’s success. Remember how jealous he was of her place and her business? He says he wants a successful black woman but he got one and acted like a jealous whiny bitch. Michelle lost all that weight (Ozempic?) and her skin looks better yet she kept that awful nose ring! She still has stank face though because she is a miserable person. The reunion is a year later and she is still complaining about being lied to by a man that she treated like crap. I wish David had the balls to tell her that he didn’t care enough about her to be honest. She was condescending and nasty and still has that look on her face. No wonder she’s still single. She learned nothing from watching what a horrible person she was.

Has Luna ever met her grandma Shelia? I’m sure she’ll give her a place to stay and it’s going to piss off Deacon. What I want to know is what will she call Shelia? Grams, Mimi, Meemaw, Grandmother, Sheshe or just Shelia?

The best part of the episode was PKs face when Dorit ordered her drink.

I was kind of happy that Thomas and Camille stayed together, got a new place and have traveled. Still, their segment was long and a little boring. They showed Madison acting annoyed at Michelle for bringing her into the David drama. It looked to be filmed at the retreat. I wish they would stop giving Michelle a reason to be smug. She was an insufferable asshole the entire time she pretended to stay in the marriage. David is keeping it 100. Whatever that means. Ikechi seems emotionless. He did act slightly like a human during their segment. Emem still seems emotionally charged but had no choice but to back down. I fell asleep so still have a bit more of the reunion to finish.

I came to post the same thing regarding Simone’s sons. How old are these guys now? The way they sit and chuckle at Simone scolding them you would think they are teens. They definitely need to pay some rent and keep the place clean. I really don’t want to see them again either unless they are doing something good for a change. Damon speaks like a wise peaceful guy says King was just defending his loved one? Come on Damon. I am liking Steve this season. I hope he and Mimi stay on the show. I actually liked the concept of Contessas event. Diabetes affects so many people. I would have rather seen some actual people talking to the doctors rather than the drama of Greg arriving. Why was Heavenly involved? She had a nice moment with Contessa only to turn on the fake drama at then end.

First episode was okay. I have to get to know the new ladies. Kelli bought her daughter all those high end handbags? I found it to be too much for a high school student. I always liked Shamea as a friend. I didn’t realize she was rich rich. Her husband lit up when she mentioned him at the party. I don’t love when ladies get a car on the show but hopefully it’s for real. Kelli had a point. If Porsha hadn’t been so hot to trot for a married Simon she would have saved herself a lot of problems.

They owe it to the viewers and to Allen. Michelle doesn’t matter. Neither does Karla or the experts. In fact Karla needs to keep her mouth shut. She couldn’t even get Juan to hug her.

I think she was also an asswipe off camera.

They really all need to be taken to task. Juan continuously saying he was there to have a good time was bullshit. The show is Married At First Sight, not Let’s Make New Friends We Can See Quarterly. Michelle didn’t get what she wanted but she gave David no hope of a marriage. She spent no time with him off camera. Madison acted like Allen had a slight chance. Not with her that’s for sure. She did film with him and she let him take her out while sneaking behind his back with David. David why the lies? Everyone would have understood you not wanting to keep pretending that you had a chance with Michelle. He did give us some laughs with the story about the food picture. Sneaking with another wife while smiling in her husbands face was low. Ikechi came off so mean and cold toward Emem. Why? There’s more to the story and as time went on we could see that Emem could be unlikable and desperate. Emem did you want a plug and play husband? It does seem that way. Camille and Thomas, I am curious if they are still together.

I can’t stand Steffy but I’m on her side here. Although Luna gave us the best days last summer when Steffy was in a cage, she is a murdering, gold digging, scumbag. I wouldn’t want the pig in my house either. Finn is such a pathetic simp calling Luna his little girl. He is a disgusting blubbering wimpy piece of trash. Trust me I can’t stand Taylor and Ridge but they re right. Steffy needs to put Finn’s stank ass out!