Chatty Cake

I basically fast forward watched this rather than listen to the ridiculous dialogue. I knew right away that Victor would save the day.

I got the feeling that Erin doesn’t believe that Brynn was assaulted but knows better than to say it aloud. She brought up a good point asking Brynn why didn’t she report it and stop this guy from doing it to someone else.

I’m glad they held Brynn accountable for her disgusting behavior. She did a lot more than stir the pot. She blatantly started false rumors. She brings up the assault as an excuse and starts crying on command. Of course Raquel hasn’t seen her mom. They are not close and Raquel does not give a shit. It was a story and a way to gain sympathy. Erin’s dress and color was ugly. She acted like Abe betrayed her when it sounds like he was bailing them out of a financial problem brought on by her.

What a line up Poppi had in the day. Bill, Tom Star and Finn!

Old ass Ian was able to wrangle the only gun in the group into his own hands? Come on!

The faces Eugene makes at Toya are funnier than any of her antics. Jackie going to the White House was boring filler. Plus viewers know her true feelings. Looks like the trip will bring us some drama.

I think Ashley has told us she was bisexual before. But I always thought it was more about her and Michael having a third. I think G agreed to the storyline so they would have an income.

Kiearna could give up the show and Greg would find something else to be annoyed with. It sounds like he put off proposing until she leaves the show. Ashley was dressed as a dude but bares her boobs during her act in front of her mom and uncle? Gross. Karen told everyone about the paternity test. Of course Mia is going to retaliate. She’s a dirty, messy lying pig. Karen didn’t need to get mad at Stacey but then I don’t think Mia needed comforting. She has allowed this to play out for her own good. I understand why Stacey is telling everyone what Karen said about Wendy but does Stacey want to be stuck with Mia? Not a great choice to team up with.

Did anyone at Sharon’s call the police? I expect Nick and Sharon to be idiots but Mariah is the adult in the scenario so you would think a call to 911 would have been made. As a fan of the now defunct As the World Turns, I was hoping Paul Ryan would show up to take his mom back to Oakdale. It would have been much better than the pathetic scenes at the tack house.

That spa day looked kind of fun. Getting a neck and shoulder massage with food and drink sounds delightful. Of course they had to ruin it. First the stupid comments to the guys working then the ridiculous text conversation. If they wanted to do this they should have had Kyle divulge that PK told her all the nasty things Dorit said about Kyle when she was annoyed with her.

For once could Hope be one step ahead of Steffy and ask Daphne if she’d like to be a third with her and Carter? Carter could pull a scarf out of his undies and wave it in Daphnes face.

Lisa doesn't owe Bronwyn an apology. Perhaps the grandparents thought that she had a miscarriage or perhaps that was an excuse for never reaching out. Theres really no way to know unless Andy brings them out with Britani. Whatever the case, Todd needs to mind his manners when speaking to these people. He is no better than any of them. John ought to kick his fat ass. Why is Angie first chair? I don’t mind her but the Greek act is getting old. Real Greek people don’t run around yelling about how Greek they are all the time. That video of her dancing for Jen Shah was absolutely disgusting. Her and Monica are both climbing kiss ass suck ups for a spot on a show. I think it’s funny that the jewelry rep ratted out Bronwyn. I’m guessing Bronwyn was acting uppity and Todd was probably a dick to her and then didn’t even buy shit from her so she turned on them. Bronwyn can always buy from her new friend Whitney’s Its Not Alibaba But It Kind of Is Alibaba collection.

I didn’t like grandpa Todd’s nasty tone with Lisa at the end of part one. His wife opted to do the show and out her daughters deceased father and his parents as deadbeats.

I’m so tired of Bill acting like a wuss while Luna stands by eavesdropping on his conversations. What is his end game? I never thought much about Finn being Lunas dad but it’s looking like it could be true. Gross!

Did any of you tell your turkey sandwich at lunch that it was so fine? Lol. I laughed so hard watching David in this episode. He’s hilarious. I agree @Retired at last, there’s nothing to cheat on. Michelle admitted she doesn’t spend time with him on weekends so while it was amusing, it’s not exactly a betrayal. Juan is a cold fish. Karla doesn’t want to work nor does she want to clean the apartment. I don’t know why they are pretending. I think Thomas does like Camille but there is something missing. Her body language doesn’t say that she’s excited by her new husband at all. I felt for Madison a bit more this episode but on the other hand she seems to be opening up for the cameras and not Allen. He is very aware of this and is losing interest in pretending. Why are Ikechi and Emem still filming? He admitted to despising her. Why won’t she speak up for herself?

I feel that I can read between the lines regarding Raquel as well. She was a big deal when her rich husband got her jobs as a museum model of some sort. She decided to be true to herself but found out that without the money behind it she’s not that big a deal. She uses her story to get on housewives including insinuating that her mama who doesn’t live anywhere near her didn’t accept her. This kind of story flies in the world of Bravo but it doesn’t mean that it’s 100% true. I wouldn’t be surprised if production cooked up the bad mama stuff because let’s face it, she’s on the boring side. She also looks hideous in that wig with the bangs. But that’s neither here nor there. Erin’s actually grosser than Brynn. Brynn is just repeating stuff that may or may not be true. Erin paraded her sickly (RIP to her dad) parents around for a story. Her and Raquel are both two peas in a pod. At least Raquel isn’t showing pics of her fiancée’s nether regions to people like Erin. She also didn’t volunteer to let Brynn do her sexpot routine to her lady the way Erin did to Abe. Abe seemed kind of emasculated this season. Probably to make up for his affair or the bitcoin or whatever had Erin mad at him at the beginning of the season.

We really can’t tell based on what Raquel said. The mom did show up to Raquel in Puerto Rico. Raquel didn’t go to her. Her mom sat there while the straight people had a laugh at her expense by kissing each other. I doubt Rackie gives a shit about having a better relationship with her mom.

Why would Karen quit? She actually has a story. She could be the comeback kid.

Why are Victoria and Nikki so dumb? At least tell Victor that Jordan is running around town. Do they really trust Claire? She went from cuckoo to sweet innocent nanny in record time.

At first I thought she was looking out for him but now I’m thinking he wasn’t at all drunk. She just wanted to make him look bad on camera since she’s the one that’s doesn’t like anything about him. She’s the one who should have called an uber for her stank faced mean ass! I think Madison is horrible to him when she’s had some drinks and the cameras go down and he wanted to get far away before she started in on him.

I actually thought the purse shower was a little funny and more realistic than the healing activities they often have the group do. I think it captured Toyas shallowness and lack of substance. Heavenly and her screech laugh when they showed up at the dating event was painful to listen to. Shes always going to be mean on social media, it’s who she is. She may temporarily play nice to keep filming but she’s not going to be friends with them. Sweet Tea’s goal is to match and normalize young women and old dogs. How charming.

Why did Glenn allow the crew to have any drinks at all? Were they going to help the guests feel safer or did the guests want to get drunk with them? It was a disaster waiting to happen.

Ray and Gordon were the best part of the episode. Stacey, get everything done legally. People change. TJ is such an odd dude. Karen said diabetes runs in her family so she is pre diabetic. She didn’t say whether or not her bloodwork showed it. Kind of like telling Ray that blue eyes run in her family.

Do Allen and Madison share a bed? That’s the only reason I can find for him wanting to leave so bad he risked it. Otherwise why not just sleep it off at the apartment? I don’t want to hear about Thomas and his swag while Camille is sitting around looking like a frump. David is a good sport. He should have told Michelle to shove her pricey clothes up her ass. Does she want him to save money or dress like Drake? I don’t think Karla wants to work and I think Juan knows this. Why was that fool Pastor Cal looking so pleased that Emem asked that asshole to move back in with her? He spoke slightly nicer but he is in no way is interested in her.

I don’t care for these baby at age 47 storylines. They might feel great at the moment but going through menopause with a young child not to mention other health concerns that happen in one’s 50s are no joke. It’s not always the case but can be.