Chatty Cake

I thought this season was more entertaining than last season with those awful gross women. Don’t get me wrong, the men sucked too. Unfortunately, I think what made this season better was all the drama. I didn’t watch the early seasons but I read that the couples didn’t meet until the experiment was over.

I really hope Wendy and Miss Eddie are done too but I’m sure Andy will keep them since they will tear down anyone to stay on the show. Wendy doesn’t have much going on unless you count throwing yourself a never ending birthday party, calling Miss Eddie’s weed the devils lettuce and thinking it’s funny or insulting Ashley’s white boyfriend. Oh and the most hideous outfit of all time, that Michelin man get up she had on that made her look big and gross. Ashley doesn’t have much going on either. Her barefoot boys on her kitchen island. Nothing else. Gizelle has no story but always wins by shit stirring. She was forced to make up with Wendy which had to suck for both of them. I liked K but she didn’t have a great season. Her man seems like a douche.

Michelle loves being a victim. Yes, she was lied to but you are right. She treated David like absolute shit. She had a meltdown after the wedding basically because she thought he was a he beast that lived at home. She had resting bitch face starting on the honeymoon as he tried to be pleasant. She felt she was too good for David and should have left the marriage instead of being a nasty bitch over and over. She hated his looks but often she looked gross with the nose ring that looked like a booger and the bad skin. David was cowardly, taking up with Madison behind everyone’s back but I kind of get it. He would have had to deal with a raging asshole had he been honest.

Wihan does not seem like a bosun at all. Actually, none of the deck crew seem that competent. Did the mermaid think she looked cute? I think this is one of the dumbest things for adult women to do. Often the real housewives will have a mermaid at their pool for an adult party and I don’t get it. It’s so stupid and it never looks good. The guests weren’t as bad as I expected . I’m surprised they sent back the steak. Their food looked good. At least they didn’t get that horrible French onion soup crap she sent to the table last week. Tzarina needs to stop worrying about who stupid Wihan is into. She is a chef, not a stew and should stay out of that bullshit. Let Marina act a fool chasing after him like a desperate horny idiot. If the jet ski wasn’t properly checked and taken on a test run and it fails, then Wihan should be fired. He acted like he didn’t care at all. The woman who can t swim shouldn’t have been allowed to do anything water sport related. If she’s too stupid to make a responsible decision, then it should have been made for her.

I’ve never been a fan of Summer. When she was played by Hunter I hated her. That said, Claire is such an annoying, boring, ass kissing grandma and grandpa Newman, loser and dud. I really think Kyle should go back with Summer. And since they revised history and made her Harrison’s adoptive mommy, the two idiots should be taking care of him together. I know they aren’t lets get them a house house status, so they could both move in to the Abbott home. Win win.

Glad your surgery went well! Take care of yourself!

I’m so unimpressed with Sutton that I enjoyed Kathy’s nonsense. I thought it was hilarious that she went back to bother the Beverly Hills southern asshole belle about having Dorit announce the show. I also enjoyed Jennifer Tilly. I think she looks great and she doesn’t appear to have that Ozempic look. I might be one of the few that wishes Kyle and Mo had stayed together. I didn’t like the Morgan crap last season and I don’t want to see Mo with his hookers or whatever trash he’s spending time with. Gross. The show is better with less Boz.

I think she is giving herself her own redo. Maybe she’ll show the experts.

Exactly. She threw Stacey under the bus because she had a decent season despite TJ. Who gave Miss Eddie the orders to call stupid TJ? Was it production or Wendy? Nobody cared that TJ wasn’t at the reunion.

I also don’t think that was a real diamond although it’s hard to tell on tv. I don’t think it’s bad to get a different stone but the whole super speedy proposal is bizarre. If they are real, they had to have already been dating. I thought it was Michelle that made the catty remark when David announced he was leaving for work (or maybe it was Karla?) but the two did laugh and David made the comment about Michelle’s laugh. He then proceeded to go up to her and apologize for the 100th time.

She finally puts on the lingerie and then kind of ruins with jumping on him. Hopefully it was for the cameras.

Miss Eddie, I love it! He was an ass for being part of that TJ bullshit. Whatever the case, Stacey was the star of the reunion. Nobody cared about Wendy being asked to leave the university job, Gizelles empty nest, Ashley’s years long divorce, or Mia and her fake baby daddy ass leaving the stage.

It’s kind of like a soap opera/sitcom. The group is doing okay but David and later Emem decide they need to apologize when what they need is to stop engaging. Allen wanted everyone to know he’s had sex lol. He should have kept that to himself.

Michelle seems to enjoy the attention of being cheated on. It’s not landing though because even though David was wrong, she was never going to give him a chance. She can still be mad at Madison but they weren’t true friends so it’s time to let it go. What was the tattoo David got? Was it just a black out over the ex’s name? It’s not attractive at all. How funny that Madison was on Allen’s case about taking good care of himself and going to the gym and there’s David with quite a belly for a workoutaholic. Madison’s dad went too easy on her. He should have told her that David sounds like a cheater and that she is an idiot. Thats right Karla, you joined the show to get married, not to cheer on some mustache! Tell him girl! I’m happy to see Thomas and Camille moving in together. I’m glad he planned and she didn’t complain. I hope they make it! Emem Is coming off a bit desperate to fix the mistake that was Ikechi. I know she wants to move on and erase that time in her life but this is too fast.

Candiace was out with some of the cast sparking rumors of a return. https://realityblurb.com/2025/03/04/video-candiace-dillard-bassett-sparks-rumors-shes-returning-to-rhop-after-being-seen-out-with-the-cast-as-fans-react/

My favorite part was Eugene cracking up at Gregs ridiculous video. I would have much preferred Phaedra telling Jackie that Kenya Moore had been acting a fool and she was rejoining RHOA.

Stacey and TJs relationship was fake but I doubt she had to pay him. He should be ashamed of his horrible performance. He is a terrible actor. Not at all surprised that bitter Wendy was quick to believe TJ. She is a jealous, bitter unhappy thing. She had to eat dirt this season and make friends with Gizelle to keep her role and she did. And her huge fake boob popping out of that ugly dress was painful and gross to look at! The rest of the women were just as bad. Gizelle and Ashley hated that Stacey had a good season and delighted in this stupid TJ news. They also were happy to call out Karen and her drunkenness. Not out of concern for Karen or anyone’s safety but because they hate other women and hate competition. Gizelle, Ashley and Wendy had nothing going on. Boring season and super boring reunion.

I’m not sure she really believes in that or uses it as a way to avoid having a job.

Yeah, all Karla’s spiritual stuff is a bunch of bull crap. However, even though she preaches all that nonsense and wears too revealing of tops, I felt it was fine of her to let Madison know that she was messed up. Taking up with David while keeping Allen hanging at the slightest chance was dirty. While nobody got time for Michelle being a victim, Madison was acting friendly towards her knowing she had the hots for her husband. Juan pretty much told David the same thing but his demeanor was friendlier than Karla’s was.

Michelle asked for a light skinned black guy so I don’t think she would have given him a chance at all. I didn’t think Allen was that handsome initially but he grew on me. Plus he has a lot of other good qualities. I agree. I would not be comfortable if I was part of a group outing and another wife took her top off. I don’t want to see anyone else breasts and most men don’t want to see that in the presences of their wives. David would probably be okay with it but he’s a pig who doesn’t care about acting decently.

I think Madison should have been the one to say something. Instead she dangled a slight chance for them to move forward knowing damn well it was never going to happen. I think Michelle is the nicer looking one but she was quite sour from the get go so she wasn’t likable. I don’t think she would have liked Allen as a husband had they been matched.

Healing thoughts going your way!

True. They probably had cameras to catch the housewives reactions. They did this when Teresa was sentenced. Her family and cast mates pretended to be sad while holding back smiles. Ashley and Gizelle probably had their reactions filmed. Maybe at Ashley’s with her boys dancing on her kitchen island in bare feet while her and Gizelle pretended to cry.

I don’t really care about Dorit but damn if there hasn’t been too much sucky Sutton this season. I’m sick of her voice, her snobby commentary, her insults to Dorit, her southern lady bullshit and her overall grossness. She has money because it was worth it to her ex husband to get rid of the asshole. I like how she’s going for Dorit who is more of a talker than a fighter. Someone needs to tell Sutton she’s not that tough. I remember when Erika had her in tears and shaking in her overpriced shoes. I always think these food events are a waste on the Oh Oh Oh Ozempic crew. Stop with the Boz and the baby storyline! It’s so stupid and downright gross! I find it amusing that her name is Boz and she dresses like a clown.

Maybe. Are they in a hurry to pick up cameras after this recent dull season? Jenn got several years though. Teresa served just under a year. I guess if Bravo announces a special with Ray called “Kurn Checks In,” we’ll know.